Li Tiezhu''s new song won full applause and applause.


    He knew that this song could be sung into the hearts of the vast majority of the audience. After all... Ugly people always account for the vast majority, and there are not many good-looking people.


    Li Tiezhu thanked the audience and said, "the concert time has come, but I can''t say goodbye to you. I want to invite the last guest, who is also a very important guest for me. If it weren''t for him, I wouldn''t be who I am now. If it wasn''t for his family''s project, I wouldn''t be able to participate in a good voice..."


    "Qin Tao!"


    "Postpartum brother!"


    "Stand up!"


    The audience began to clamor.


    Qin Tao stood up a little shy and bowed to the audience on three sides. This is the etiquette learned by Yunde society. Then he came to the stage in his robe.


    Not to mention, the ball like Qin Tao in his robe is really like the Japanese Dragon Bao Bao PI long, which is an insult to Chinese traditional clothing.


    Live bullet screen comments make complaints about:


    "Postpartum brother, this is fat?"


    "The mushroom house was quite thin. Why are you fat again?"


    "Probably pregnant."


    "Yunde society is a smooth place."


    "It''s worthy of being a pig family. I''ve fattened myself! It''s a lot whiter."


    "Three or four thousand pieces of meat are needed?"


    "Is the pig family kidding?"


    Looking at Qin Tao''s difficult landing on the stage and almost falling into shit, Li Tiezhu smiled like a groundhog.


    Li Tiezhu: "Hey, ha ha... Slow down. Your watch has broken the stairs. Your old man''s pigs don''t get you fat. What brand of feed do you usually eat? Share it with the audience."


    Qin Tao managed to climb onto the stage and gasped: "don''t criticize laziness, ouch... You laugh? Turtle treasure criticizes dragons."


    Li Tiezhu saw that Qin Tao had a little difficulty climbing the ladder, so he ran quickly. After all, the hem of his coat was closed tightly, which was not suitable for striding across.


    Before and after arriving at Qin Tao''s face, Qin Tao stretched out his fat hand, and Li Tiezhu raised his leg with one foot.


    "Hahaha..."


    Qin Tao fell down: "Mom, sell batch!"


    Li Tiezhu said solemnly, "the table says dirty words. Is this the quality of your Yunde society?"


    Qin Tao held out his hand again: "this is the quality of our Yunde society. What''s the matter? Did you eat your rice? This is the quality of my master!"


    Audience: "ho!"


    Li Tiezhu pulled Qin Tao up and said as he walked, "you are deceiving the teacher and destroying your ancestors! The donkey teacher will kill you when he knows."


    Qin Tao: "I''m covered by my Shiniang!"


    Li Tiezhu: "is it the special white one?"


    Qin Tao: "ang!"


    Audience: "whoa..."


    Yue Yupeng couldn''t help applauding. It''s really white!


    Qin Tao finally succeeded on the stage: "what are you calling? My Shiniang is really white. If you don''t believe me, ask brother Yue."


    Yue Yupeng immediately covered his face. The staff microphone turned on his face. Yue Yupeng hesitated: "aunt is very virtuous. I''m blind. Ah! I didn''t see anything."


    Li Tiezhu said, "Tao Zi, how are you? Is Shiniang still white?"


    Qin Tao: "Bai ah! Bai Li is bright. You must believe me, my Shiniang... Forget it, Bai Bu Bai has nothing to do with you. Let''s get down to business. What can I do for you?"


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s nothing. It''s just talking about the past. How about it? What did you learn after learning from teacher Yu Qian?"


    Qin Tao wiped his curly hair and said loudly, "I have learned three unique skills!"


    Audience: "smoking, drinking, scalding!"


    Qin Tao said angrily, "go! Go... I learned from Li Tiezhu when drinking."


    Audience: "whoa..."


    Qin Tao: "smoking is harmful to health. I didn''t learn. It''s a perm. Hey! My martial mother permed it for me. It''s white... No, isn''t it nice?"


    Audience: "white!"


    Li Tiezhu: "then there are two unique skills?"


    Qin Tao said, "shameless!"


    "Scold who?"


    "Who praises you? I''m talking about the knowledge I''ve learned. The first is shameless and thick skinned! The second is cheap. Our Yunde society is divided into two branches: face sect and base sect. My brother Yue is the prince of base sect, and his master is the emperor of base sect! My master is the leader of face sect."


    "It''s cheap enough!"


    "I''m not as good as him. I... cheap! Now I can only warm up and can''t be a wrist."


    "Don''t brother Yue teach you?"


    "Teach! I can''t learn. I''m born upright."


    “HE！TUI~”


    Li Tiezhu spits on Qin Tao''s face. Qin Tao swings a set of wangbaquan and makes Li Tiezhu laugh. Qin Tao also wants to kill Li Tiezhu for a thousand years. Li Tiezhu directly locks his throat and the battle is over.


    Qin Tao wiped the saliva on his face: "did you eat the double cooked meat in the evening that your dog said? Sample..."


    Li Tiezhu was shocked. He has learned a lot about this product in the past year. Can you smell it?


    The audience laughed wildly. They just felt that Qin Tao''s stem was well connected, which was the style of Yunde society.


    Under the stage, Yue Yupeng nodded again and again. He knew that the two people were not singing on the stage, because Qin Tao''s singing was as deadly as Liu Xiaohua. In fact, Li Tiezhu took Qin Tao with him. However, he didn''t expect that Tao Zi could play this kind of magic. Why can''t he open his face in Yunde society?


    Li Tiezhu was stunned for a moment and said, "donkey teacher, did you come from training police dogs? You can smell it? Learn a lot of knowledge!"


    Qin Tao gave Li Tiezhu a kick: "what? My teacher, donkey, no, Yu Qian, that is a respected crosstalk master! Do you know?"


    Li Tiezhu shook his head: "what level?"


    Qin Tao: "you don''t have to spend money to go to a nightclub!"


    Li Tiezhu jumped and said, "Oh! Don''t you have that ability? Shiniang is so poor."


    Qin Tao: "what do you mean you don''t have that ability? My Shiniang said my Shifu was noisy..."


    Li Tiezhu: "Shh! Don''t make a fool of yourself! Let''s go on. You don''t have to spend money. Who can afford not to spend some? Even if it''s ugly..."


    Needless to say, the audience completely bought it. Sure enough, it was Miss Li. Although he made his debut as a singer, he completely inherited Mr. Li''s humorous bacteria and combined with the comedy style of Yunde society, which was quite pull style.


    In fact, there was no rehearsal for this "crosstalk", which was actually an assignment arranged by Yu Qian for Qin Tao.


    Although Qin Tao performed on the stage during this period, he always performed poorly and was knocked down by the audience several times. Yu Qian needed Qin Tao to have a spark with Li Tiezhu to let Qin Tao remember this feeling.


    Qin Tao also entered the state and looked around: "live broadcast?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ang!"


    "Can I say no?"


    "Let me ask the director, can you say no?"


    "Huh?"


    "The director asked what you wanted to say."


    "I want to say that my master is best at white ladle!"


    "Eh! The director told you to keep your voice down... He said he couldn''t say."


    Qin Tao hugged his stomach and looked like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water: "isn''t it too late? My master is best at white ladle! Carry the white ladle to the end! The white ladle world carries the handle, huh..."


    Li Tiezhu hurried to cover Qin Tao''s mouth: "family unique knowledge, don''t let it out! Just tell me in private."


    Under the stage, Yue Yupeng knew that it was good to cover his face. He couldn''t help but say to Justin next to him: "Li Tiezhu should be accepted as a disciple by my master and keep the red and purple! With him, you can get old Guo out of Xiang..."


    Justin said blankly, "Master Zhu is Cheng Dalong. I''m afraid your master can''t beat him."


    Yue Yupeng: "yes, if he was in the furniture city, he would be beaten into pancakes."


    On the other hand, Zhao Liya finally found a good opportunity and said to lengba, "Bai Bai, isn''t Li Tiezhu good at it? You still need to learn? Are you right? Did he give you money?"


    This is a direct humiliation.


    Lengba said, "don''t worry, he won''t give you money in the future. Let''s call you hello, me and him."


    Zhao Liya was speechless. There is no future! I can never be a pet for him!


    Zheng Yanzi leaned out her head and said, "Hello, I''m good, and he''s good. Do you... All use fuyanjie''s? Don''t you think it''s pungent? I don''t need it. I use Jieeryin."


    Lengba: "aha... Each has his own good."


    Zhao Liya leaned close to lengba''s ear and said in a low voice, "keep your voice down, you die?"


    Lengba: "so... You still want to hear it, don''t you?"


    Zhao Liya: "


    On the stage, Li Tiezhu and Qin Tao fought against each other madly. One said that Qin Tao''s failure to raise pigs was a loss to the country and the nation, and the other said that Li Tiezhu''s failure to move bricks was a pity for the migrant workers. After fighting for a long time, Qin Tao suddenly made a big move:


    "Is Zheng Yanzi''s milk tea good?"


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Downstairs, Zheng Yanzi is stunned. Lengba and Zhao Liya stare at Zheng Yanzi at the same time. Is your milk tea... Serious? Is it in the cup or in the clothes?


    Zheng Yanzi gnashed her teeth.


    Li Tiezhu said, "didn''t you lie to me that you bought it for me?"


    Qin Tao was startled. How could he forget this stubble?


    Over there, Zheng Yanzi has rushed onto the stage with long legs. Qin Tao wants to run. Li Tiezhu holds his collar in one hand, leaving him nowhere to escape.


    Zheng Yanzi rushed up with a flying kick.


    The audience were stunned. What''s the situation? Who is this beauty? Height, long legs and extremely beautiful, but it''s a little too violent. Some spectators who love sports, or those who have seen mushroom house, burst into thunderous applause to study the disadvantages of purple!


    Qin Tao was kicked to the ground. He was not angry. He operated normally. Anyway, he was beaten by Zheng Yanzi twice.


    Li Tiezhu tacitly handed over the microphone.


    Zheng Yanzi said, "I, Zheng Yanzi, a Chinese women''s tennis player, give you a flying kick Qin Shou today. Thank you."


    Qin Tao hummed, "it''s Qin Tao..."


    Li Tiezhu: "thank you for Yanzi."


    Zheng Yanzi threatened, "Li Tiezhu, be careful! Although I can''t beat you, I can beat songzhuer."


    Li Tiezhu: "Wow! I''m so scared."


    Qin Tao: "stop talking. Can you help me? Zhugou?"


    After picking up Qin Tao, Li Tiezhu held Qin Tao in his left hand and Zheng Yanzi in his right hand and said to everyone: "the concert is coming to an end, and the crosstalk with Qin Tao has no official name, because there is no script, it is all on-site performance, so take a name casually, and call it" return to the capital of Shu... "


    Zheng Yanzi: "shut up, it''s called postpartum care of sows."


    Qin Tao: "no problem."


    Zheng Yanzi: "how dare you have an opinion!"


    Under the stage, Zhao Liya suddenly said to lengba, "this sister is so fierce!"


    Lengba: "we are saved."


    Zhao Liya: "don''t take me. I mean, her skin is not white enough."


    Lengba: "I''m in charge of Bai. Don''t worry about this data. It doesn''t matter whether she is white or not. Just be in charge of the big one. I''m ashamed to abdicate."