Chen Jianjun?!
The audience were distracted by this wave of operation. Does your dog still have an ID card? Have you got your HUKOU book? Not the head of the household?
Liu Huade looked blankly. What did they say on the stage?
Leng bage is embarrassed and feels insulted again, but he can''t remember where he was insulted, but it''s okay. It''s just a shame. It doesn''t matter. He''s the master. What do you want
Comrade Zhang Jianjun, who watched the concert in front of the live screen, was tight. Fortunately, my name was Zhang and my next door name was not Liu.
Unfortunately, the audience was embarrassed, and friends around them cheered one after another.
Li Tiezhu also responded: "I''m sorry! Offended... If a friend really calls this name, I''ll apologize. In fact, my dog calls billiards. Later, a child surnamed Chen often bullies me when he was a few years older than me. I occasionally change the name of billiards to vent."
Zhao Liya: "because Chen Jianjun kicked him into the cesspit and burned his face. Fortunately, he can swim. He wrote the letter crying. Anyway, the letter paper was wet and wrinkled."
Li Tiezhu: "
The audience burst into laughter. There was a picture and even a taste. But is it dog gouging or breaststroke?
Han Hong couldn''t help covering his face. The two children dared to say anything.
Xiao Yue smiled and patted Qin Tao on the stomach: "ha ha... I''ve fallen into a cesspit too. The boss has a cesspit."
Qin Tao: "can you have my big? My family runs a pig farm."
Xiao Yueyue: "did you fall too?"
Qin Tao: "
Lengba is embarrassed for her master. The rabbit is not the right person! You can humiliate me, but you can''t humiliate my master!
However, they still have such origins. In this way, I''m afraid that when she joins the partnership in the future, she and erha will be embarrassed to refuse.
A lyric suddenly floated in the cat''s abnormal little brain: ah, what a big home
On the stage, Li Tiezhu said, "stop it. We have a concert, not crosstalk."
Audience: "whoa..."
Xiao Yue was stunned. Isn''t this scene more spectacular than Yunde society? It''s exciting that tens of thousands of people make this sound together. Although the tiktok was heard and heard Li Tiezhu''s cross talk concert, the scene was still different.
Zhao Liya stepped forward and said to the audience, "do you still want to listen? I have a lot of black history in his childhood."
Li Tiezhu: "I beg you, stop talking. How about singing? Good."
Zhao Liya, like a rooster fighting for victory, held her small chest, which had slightly improved in the bamboo breast rubbing method, turned back and said, "spare your life. Remember to invite me to have hot pot."
"Yes... Eat a big pot."
"By the way, what song did we sing?"
"Ah! Let me see... Director, director, say a word, we forgot the song."
The audience laughed mercilessly again. No wonder these two living treasures can toss so many things when they have a good voice.
The prelude to "how nice you laugh" sounded.
Zhao Liya turned to look at Li Tiezhu, who nodded decisively:
You look funny
Like the dog next door
……
What is a tacit understanding? This is a tacit understanding. You don''t need a teleprompter. After all, it says you smile well on the teleprompter.
Zhao Liya''s little milk voice really fits this song. It''s very insulting.
After the chorus, Li Tiezhu went backstage to change clothes, and then sang and danced with Justin. The most difficult thing is this. He has fallen for 11 times. It''s not that Li Tiezhu doesn''t work hard.
On the stage, Zhao Liya sang a song "little" written by Li Tiezhu.
The album "dream flower" has also sold very well. With several good songs with high popularity, Zhao Liya is now one of the most popular female singers in China, and has officially got rid of the label of piano princess.
Although she is not as popular as Li Tiezhu, she is also very successful, more successful than Justin.
After singing "Xiao Xiao", the audience shouted "learn cat barking". The voice was still loud. I didn''t know whether it was intentional or not.
A year ago, Zhao Liya openly sang for lengba with a cat collar, which also caused great controversy at that time.
Zhao Liya said, "er... Since I''m talking about this, I''d like to apologize to sister lengba. I offended last year''s chorus of" learning cat barking. "
Lengba took the microphone from the staff and stood up and walked to the stage: "it''s okay. The audience misunderstood this. In fact, LIA and I have known each other for a long time. There is no contradiction. Since you want to hear it, let''s sing it again?"
What a chorus?
Zhao Liya was stunned. Is it so shameless? Also, it''s been a year. I don''t know how much I''ve played with Li Tiezhu. How can I be shameful?
Lengba doesn''t care whether the rabbit looks down on her or not. I''ll kneel and lick my master. What''s the matter?
Chorus is to declare sovereignty. Zhao Liya knows it very well.
Others didn''t know, so they thought they had a really good relationship and clapped one after another.
Lengba was wearing a white shirt with a wide open shirt collar, leaking half of the fragrant shoulder and exquisite collarbone, and half of the hem was plunged into a short leather skirt. She looked beautiful, towering in front of her chest, and wearing eight centimeter red high heels under her slender legs. She stood next to Zhao Liya in a bubble skirt, which was suppressed in an instant.
Zhao Liya also felt the pressure. The cat was very provocative!
The prelude sounded.
Lengba twisted the snake''s waist enchanting and danced. Her eyes were enchanting and seductive. She also stretched out her tongue and took Zhao Liya''s shoulder. She jumped out of the feeling of death entanglement and showed her flattery.
Lengba also raised her eyebrows at Zhao Liya, as if to say, "that''s how I serve my master. If I don''t want face, you can''t humiliate me. I''m not afraid of you now!"
Zhao Liya was stunned. What a coquettish thing! Who can stand this? I can''t imagine Li Tiezhu''s happiness
Lengba saw that Zhao Liya was stunned and more proud. She also took her chest and rubbed Zhao Liya''s arm secretly to feel her sister''s strength!
Zhao Liya shivered slightly and looked at lengba with awe. What a wonderful sword!
Lengba began to sing:
Let''s learn cat barking together
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Throw a Jiao in front of you
Ouch, meow, meow, meow
My heart pounded
Infatuated with your bad smile
If you don''t say you love me, I''ll meow
The voice is so crisp that it makes people numb. I believe that many male audiences have seen it straight at the moment.
Backstage, watching lengba''s performance, Li Tiezhu sighed in his heart that my little pet is powerful. This dance is great, and his singing skills are much better than before. It''s OK to be a singer.
Justin has no sense on his face. Why do Chinese audiences like this face? Not at all advanced.
This time, Zhao Liya didn''t fix any moths. After returning to her senses, she conscientiously sang this song with Zhao Liya. Only in the face of lengba''s provocation, Zhao Liya was still angry. But if people really become cats, how can they be humiliated? She''s not afraid at all.
Lengba''s dance is excellent, hot, demon and cute. Especially when meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow me.
Zhao Liya can''t sprout anyway. Although she is young, she never acts coquettish.
After the temporary singing, the audience shouted.
Lengba was also very happy. She finally found a place on the rabbit. She vented her hatred and said with a smile: "have you learned how to play a cat? Liya, you sing this song very well, but the performance is not good. Be soft and cute."
Zhao Liya: "ah! Thank you, sister."
Lengba won''t stop. Did you show mercy at the beginning? Give me a cat collar? Cat ears? Did you stop humiliating me in front of my master? You didn''t. you hit 0.5 yuan afterwards. It''s killing people.
Good reincarnation of heaven!
Lengba said, "don''t just thank me. You can perform for everyone."
Zhao Liya is a little embarrassed. Last year, she forced lengba to teach her. This year, lengba forced her to learn. She just said that the relationship between the two is excellent, so there is no shame. The audience will understand this.
Zhao Liya had to come for a while: "if you don''t say you love me, I''ll meow..."
Lengba: "no! Without the soft and lovely feeling, if the cat can''t, think about the feeling of the rabbit? Hey, the audience, can you lend me your rabbit ear?"
Zhao Liya took a breath and came, came, and retribution came.
The key is that she can''t refuse. The audience are happy to wait and see. What can she say?
A second-dimensional girl in the front row handed lengba the rabbit on her head. Lengba put it on Zhao Liya''s head with her big sister''s gentle smile, and then couldn''t help but say, "Wow, isn''t it too cute?"
Zhao Liya: "er... Ah!"
"Sing one."
"You don''t say..."
"No, you stick out your tongue and jump."
"So?"
"Hey! Yes, it''s cute. You see the audience applauding. Remember this feeling, you know?"
"Thank you, thank you, sister."
Although this thank you was a little gnashing her teeth, lengba liked it very much and said to the audience, "little sister, rabbit ears, will you give it back to you after she sings?"
Then lengba stepped down and left Zhao Liya with rabbit ears to continue performing on the stage. She didn''t dare to take it. If she took it, it would be helpful to say that she had a good sister relationship.
The host behind the scenes reported: "next, let''s invite Zhao Liya to bring you Li Tiezhu''s song" flowers in dreams "
Zhao Liya had to close her mind, endure her sense of shame and continue to sing.
However, when lengba returned to the stage to look at her eyes, Zhao Liya couldn''t stand it. This is not provocation, this is public humiliation. She doesn''t know about it because she did it last year.
Finally, after singing the song, Zhao Liya hurried down the stage and returned the rabbit ear to the second-dimensional sister. The sister said she gave it to you. Zhao Liya had to take the rabbit ear back to her seat and continue to watch Li Tiezhu and Justin perform.
Li Tiezhu fell again when he danced, and the audience cheered. He fell neatly for twelve consecutive times without pulling his thin belt.
Lengba and Zhao Liya were next to each other. Suddenly she grabbed Zhao Liya''s rabbit ear and put it on again.
Zhao Liya: "what do you mean, cat?"
Lengba: "the cat wears props for you! You are really cute. The owner must like it."
Zhao Liya looked left and right in horror for fear that someone might hear it. Fortunately, lengba''s voice was well controlled and whispered.
Zhao Liya: "disgusting! What master?"
"Laugh! We are good sisters. Don''t let the camera catch us arguing. Wow, your ears are so soft and furry..."
"Enough!"
"Zhu''er is er ha. I''m a cat. Now I''m bad for you, little rabbit!"
"Shit!"
"Yes! Our rabbit smashing is really smart!"
Lengba''s attack power is still very explosive. I don''t want face. You want face. This is called asymmetric advantage! You struggle, the more struggle, the more fun!