“HE!TUI~”
Li Tiezhu wiped his face against the wind. The wind in early summer was very warm and delicate, but why did he always feel that spittle stars were caught in it? Which audience broke through the screen dimension? Spit on your face?
It must be the fat man who spits Huang Sanshi, but he is leeward and I am windward. It''s a disaster for nothing!
"It''s raining!"
"Ah?"
"It''s raining. Put your clothes away!"
Li Tiezhu went to collect his laundry. It wasn''t saliva.
On this night, Peng Yuchang, who returned from a long absence, finally tasted the warmth of his home. Half of the cakes bought by Li Tiezhu went into his stomach. Li Tiezhu was very pleased and secretly clapped hands with he Ling.
Huang Sanshi came over quietly: "fatten Peng Yuchang. How about sharing the bonus equally among the three of us?"
Li Tiezhu said, "you go and talk to the program group about the bonus. You four, me and teacher he two."
Huang Sanshi: "I''m four, you two are two, and the rest is twenty percent?"
Li Tiezhu: "brother Peng! I''ve gained ten kilograms of fat. I can''t take credit for it?"
Huang Sanshi: "what about me? I''ve gained twenty pounds."
Li Tiezhu: "all the money has been spent on cakes. Why don''t you eat more?"
Huang Sanshi: "I''m so fat, don''t I? Get out! Director, come here and supervise the production..."
The negotiation went well, the price was very high, a full 300 yuan.
Huang Sanshi walks with the wind and talks with me? Hum!
After dinner, Huang Sanshi and he Ling continued to advertise "a good play" and "wind dog boy". Peng Peng was in good condition after being "received the wind and washed the dust". He scrambled to wash the dishes. He was cut off by Li Tiezhu and Yi Xiaomao. You are so fat. What dishes do you wash? immoral!
Peng Peng sat back and sighed: "the iron pillar is so good that I won''t even wash the bowl..."
Huang Sanshi snickered, "you should adjust your state. Iron pillar won''t let you work in the future."
Peng Peng: "why? Why is he so good?"
Huang Sanshi: "isn''t he going to lose weight in filming? He needs more work. You have to let others."
Peng Peng nodded again and again: "don''t worry. I''m finished filming. I don''t care. He has to work. Of course I let him."
He Ling smiled strangely: "we Peng Peng are really good children..."
The three swordsmen laughed and made Peng Yuchang scratch his head.
Yi Xiaomao still decides to see if the ducklings are asleep. He is afraid to stay with these people. The routine is too deep. It''s better to play with radish, even if it''s scratched, at least... It''s better, isn''t it?
The fluffy white stuff is the most interesting.
Barrage:
"By visual inspection, it''s not difficult to weigh ten kilograms in phase III."
"Although it''s phase III, it''s actually more than half a month!"
"Peng Peng is definitely ten pounds long!"
"My iron pillar never tells lies..."
The rice had already been eaten, and there were many leftover dishes. Li Tiezhu took out the money left for the grocery shopping and bought some wine for the old couple. Yes, it was twelve yuan a pound of sorghum liquor and fifty-six degree Baijiu, so that they could enjoy themselves.
The program team also knows the importance. It won''t be broadcast. It only records the plot of their talking and chatting, and won''t cut into the picture of drinking.
Yu Wei and started to boast: "when we Liu Guan and Zhang brothers poured Li Tiezhu, that guy, that scene... Tut! He drank with us with his tail between his legs. Don''t drink? We''ll take off his pants if we don''t drink! Seriously! Tiezhu came out at that time. He was so scared that he was clamped! Ha ha..."
He Ling: "really? How dare you do this to brother Zhu?"
Yu Weihe slapped the table: "Can it still be false? When we thought we had filled him with a whole bottle of Baijiu, less than twenty minutes, he could still support it, and he couldn''t help it. We had scared the car to death. He could not drink it any longer. He was able to drink it away. He really sent it away. If I really wanted to do it, I would have to vomit... Ha ha ha... This was the only time I had to irrigate him, and later I met him too. No insurance. "
Huang Sanshi said, "I heard that iron pillar has been practiced now. Drink one and a half catties casually. Shall we try wheel combat?"
He Ling: "it''s inappropriate to record the program. The main reason is... There''s not enough wine..."
Huang Sanshi: "happy today! The program team pays the bill! It''s almost recorded here. This issue is absolutely wonderful! Brother Zhu! Come and have a drink!"
Yi Xiaomao, who was driven out of the kitchen by Li Tiezhu, shivers and shrinks under the table in an attempt to hide himself.
Huang Sanshi saw it at a glance: "Xiao Mao, don''t hide. You''re the number one dogleg of Tiezhu. You can''t run! Mom, dare to fatten me! Forget the producer and director. Those two are furnishings. Do you think they have made any contribution in this period?"
Fang Bo laughed: "ha ha ha... Huang Laoxie, have you ever been cheated by new people? Oh, it really relieves your anger!"
Wang Su: "I told you, we Xichuan children are mang!"
Huang Sanshi: "you''re also Li Tiezhu''s gang. Get over there!"
Wang Su: "old fox, you''ve done your own evil and can''t live! Come as soon as you come, which is afraid of which! Brother Pao''s family..."
Li Tiezhu: "never pull the thin pendulum belt!"
Wang Su: "right! Come on, the whole wine!"
Peng Yuchang quietly Mimi is ready to run away and is caught by Yu Weihe: "what are you running for? You are also with Li Tiezhu! He bought you a cake!"
Li Tiezhu looked at the producer Wang Zhengyu and asked, "Lao Wang! It''s all right?"
Wang Zhengyu: "the recording of the program is over. They''re looking for you to spell wine. Go and deal with those old men!"
Li Tiezhu said, "I recite questions at night. I don''t drink."
Wang Zhengyu: "no advice! You must give me those old things to drink tonight. Get down!"
Li Tiezhu: "why?"
Wang Zhengyu: "they say that there is no need for me to be a producer and director. You produced the scripts yourself. Can you bear it?"
Li Tiezhu: "tell the truth? I can''t bear it! If you give me a raise, I''ll go right away."
Wang Zhengyu: "
Therefore, the establishment of the wine fighting force was completed, including Fang Huang Sanshi, Fang Bo, Yu Weihe and he Ling, and the opposition Li Tiezhu, Wang Su, Peng Yuchang, Yi Xiaomao, 4v4.
It''s just recording. It''s just work.
Who cares about the image after recording the program? Dutt is crazy!
"Tomorrow''s guests will arrive in the afternoon, so you are free to drink! The program team provides drinks! Come on, go to Maotai..."
Wang Zhengyu shouted shamelessly, adding fuel to the fire.
This NIMA is on the Maotai. I can''t stop drinking.
When the program was put here, everyone thought it was going to be cut, but in fact, it was not cut at all. The program team found another way and came with a huge subtitle:
"Excessive drinking is harmful to health. I don''t believe you see..."
He Ling was the first to die in battle.
Li Tiezhu directly to two cups of Baijiu, and then he shrunk under the table.
A whole 42 baijiu.
Li Tiezhu and Wang Shu carry he Ling upstairs and settle down, and the wine fight continues.
Peng Yuchang was the second one killed in the battle. He was turned around by the four people opposite and fainted directly.
The third one was Wang Su, who was turned around by the other party. Finally, Yu Weihe fought with him for half a kilo.
The fourth is Yi Xiaomao, half a kilo.
The fifth is Yu Weihe and Qi Liang.
The sixth is Fang Bo, a kilo.
Finally, there were only two people left, Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi.
The two people were drunk and whirling. They pushed glasses for lamps. After drinking three or four liang of wine, both of them were clear.
"Iron pillar, you installed it?"
"You too! Good acting, Miss Huang!"
Both of them drink well and haven''t been drunk much, so they are still sober now.
Ling Ling
The telephone rang untimely.
Li Tiezhu and Huang Sanshi took their wine glasses, walked into the room to answer the phone and directly opened hands-free.
Li Tiezhu: "hello? No insurance, no loans."
More or less.
"Ah? Ah... Yes, is it a mushroom house?"
Huang Sanshi: "it''s a mushroom house! Who are you? You''re busy when you don''t sleep at night?"
The fat man is a little dizzy, too.
On the phone: "no, what... The program team informed me to come to the mushroom house to participate in the program recording tomorrow, saying it was a call to order."
Huang Sanshi: "how much do you drink?"
On the phone: "ah?"
Huang Sanshi: "Li Tiezhu has drunk half a kilo, and the other six have been lying upstairs. I, Huang Sanshi, are still fighting. How about your combat effectiveness?"
On the phone: "I''m a girl..."
Huang Sanshi: "ah? Is it a girl?"
Li Tiezhu: "it''s always a female voice. Have you been drinking? Besides, girls can drink well! My bamboo son weighs two kilograms."
The phone began to stammer: "I... no, that... Can I return this program? I don''t want the announcement fee..."
Li Tiezhu: "don''t return! If you return, what shall we record? Tell me quickly, what will you order?"
The phone said, "I don''t drink."
Li Tiezhu: "are you drunk too? I asked you what to order!"
The female voice on the phone trembled and said, "I''ll order, I''ll order... Rice."
Huang Sanshi: "you have to drink when you eat!"
Li Tiezhu: "
What do you think? How can the program group cut it? Don''t you cut the mushroom house into an alcoholic club?
The female voice said, "then I won''t order."
Huang Sanshi: "bye."
Hang up.
Li Tiezhu: "I can''t hear it. Do you know who it is?"
Huang Sanshi hiccupped: "of course I know."
Li Tiezhu: "who?"
Huang Sanshi: "according to the pig''s baby, the female guest of gallop bar, don''t you know?"
Li Tiezhu thought for a moment: "is it the one who gave birth to the baby replaced by lengba? It''s not fun tomorrow. Don''t cut this sentence into the positive! Otherwise, I''ll kill you."
Huang Sanshi said, "let her call again tomorrow and cut off the part just now. Doesn''t it mean that the guests want us to choose together?"
Li Tiezhu: "go to sleep! There must be more than one female guest tomorrow. All those who come today are men."
Huang Sanshi: "that makes sense."
One night later, the next morning, in the slight drizzle, it showed its towering.
It''s not a good day at first sight.
Yu Wei and Fang Bo got up early. When they came to the yard, they found that the noodle soup in the stove was still hot. They asked, "where''s the iron pillar? He got up long ago. He didn''t cook noodles for us. Where did he go?"
The camera teacher replied, "on the other side of the valley, Tiezhu went to the house to help the castrated pig."
Yu Weihe was stunned directly: "shit!"
Fang Bo almost choked: "Li Tiezhu is really versatile. Let''s go and have a look!"
(tomorrow morning''s chapter is expected to be late. Forgive me!)