This is the first time that Li Tiezhu has obtained the permission to buy movies in the system. In the past, it was either songs or cartoons. 90 minute movies, 100 intelligence points, reasoning is not expensive, but... I really don''t have that much!
What''s more, I''m making a movie before Nortel? It''s a little too much to hang up, isn''t it? Even if there is an original film in my head, I''m not sure!
Li Tiezhu finally knew how deep and complicated the movie was after he acted in "happy heart" and "directed" those things about the rabbit that year. Without systematic practice, special training, and enough experience and control, you can''t make a film at all.
However, it''s better to have than not!
I quickly passed the simple information of "people in the embarrassing way" in my head. This is a comedy film with about 8 points, and the quality is very high. Moreover, it seems very suitable for Xu Shanzheng and Li Tiezhu. Of course, it is also suitable to replace Li Tiezhu with Wang Baobao.
The movie is a good movie, but I can''t afford it. Li Tiezhu watched it silently to see his attributes.
Current intelligence value: 104 points.
Remaining Intelligence: 23 points.
Music Achievement: 2684 points.
Variety achievements: 1532 points.
Film and television achievements: 149 points. (increased with the release of "in full bloom")
Tiktok: 49 million 430 thousand.
Cat domestication: 77%.
[the fourth main task, box office over 3 billion, reward intelligence value of 50 points, maximum intelligence value of 5 points, advanced acting skills]
[Note: the host must be a director or a man and a man, and the box office of other films is not included in the statistics]
Abilities: air skills (passive), absolute sound sense, primary singing skills, intermediate acting skills
Props owned: blackened card x2
Unpublished song: love letter
Li Tiezhu thought about it and found that it would be very difficult to save 100 intelligence points in a short time, so he didn''t want to.
All the people make fun of Xu Shanzheng.
Xu Shan became more and more anxious and shouted, "are you very happy to see my embarrassment?"
Li Tiezhu finally recovered: "otherwise?"
Xu Shanzheng: "ah? Don''t you... Be a little polite?"
Li Tiezhu: "look! What does mushroom house do? It just invites friends to play. Right?"
Xu Shanzheng: "so, it''s not friends coming to play, it''s friends, isn''t it?"
He Ling, Huang Sanshi and Li Tiezhu collectively nodded: "hum!"
Xu Shanzheng: "
Wang Hui said, "if you are so brilliant in this issue, we will achieve the effect of advertising."
Wang Hui, the old drama bone, also plays a major role in the God of medicine.
Xu Shan is still very unhappy.
Fortunately, Zhang Xiaojie came at this time and let everyone give up laughing at Xu Shan for the time being.
He Ling introduced everyone to each other.
Zhang Xiaojie was very interested in Li Tiezhu. He asked questions from east to west. Even Huang Sanshi asked him to work. He forgot what he wanted to do. He was wronged by Li Tiezhu for three years.
This is a good friend of he Ling and Huang Sanshi. Naturally, we should treat him well.
After Huang Sanshi abdicated, the kitchen became exclusive to Li Tiezhu. Fortunately, Huang Sanshi also made zongzi. Li Tiezhu only fried a large pot of egg fried rice and cold mixed a rice transplanter. As for the wild broken ear root dug, he had dinner.
Lunch at the mushroom house has always been so rough.
Zhang Xiaojie was full of praise for the cold salad. Until Li Tiezhu asked him to dig in the afternoon, he said, "if you eat too much, it won''t taste good."
After a meal, everyone scrambled for a cold joke. Lengba subconsciously approached Li Tiezhu with an embarrassed expression.
After dinner, Xu Shanzheng and Wang Hui were leaving. Before leaving, they asked Li Tiezhu, "we''re leaving. Don''t you give us anything?"
Li Tiezhu: "send you out."
Xu Shanzheng: "no, we got five cans of honey..."
Li Tiezhu: "keep it for money."
Xu Shanzheng: "you... Goodbye! Won''t lengba go? Let''s go together."
Lengba: "Mr. He asked me to play for another day."
Xu Shanzheng: "let''s keep you ice sugar Sydney? I''m really sour... Let''s go."
Not long after he left, another creative female singer came and tore down the gate. What''s more embarrassing is that as soon as she came in, Huang Sanshi was stunned and didn''t know her.
Jin Wenwen: "hello."
Huang Sanshi: "girl, did you go to the wrong door?"
Jin Wenwen was embarrassed: "no! I''m here to be a guest. I just broke the door."
Lengba didn''t know her, but she also went to pick up her luggage: "Hello, hello."
Jin Wenwen: "Hello, sister lengba!"
Huang Sanshi scratched his head with a firewood axe. Who is this man?
Li Tiezhu came out of the room and greeted her politely: "Hello! Sister Jin Wenwen, isn''t she? I like your song very much!"
This is not polite. Li Tiezhu has made up a lot of pop music in the past six months and likes her creation very much.
Jin Wenwen was not so embarrassed: "Li Tiezhu! I love every song of your album!"
After business mutual praise, Li Tiezhu introduced Huang Sanshi and lengba.
He Ling, the dishwasher, heard the noise. He called Jin Wenwen. It may be that the three singers Zhang Xiaojie, Jin Wenwen and Li Tiezhu in this issue will resonate more, but they are not.
Li Tiezhu asked Jin Wenwen, "what dish did you order?"
However, Jin Wenwen was not qualified to order. For a moment, she was a little embarrassed: "I... I didn''t order."
Li Tiezhu complained a little that the program team watched people eat and said, "what do you want to eat? Now, we''re ready."
"Is that ok?"
"Yes!"
"Then I''ll have pork stewed noodles!"
"Northeast silver?"
"GAHA, no?"
"Yes, sister lengba, how about you? Order another one."
"Ah... Rock sugar Sydney."
Throughout the afternoon, Li Tiezhu just planted rice seedlings. Lengba followed Li Tiezhu, Huang Sanshi and he Ling to advance money to buy vegetables. Only Zhang Xiaojie and Jin Wenwen were bored. Finally, they had to chop firewood in the yard.
Li Tiezhu struggled all afternoon and finally got the largest paddy field. Lengba was also tired.
In the evening, Li Tiezhu made braised chicken with taro, crucian carp with bean sauce, boiled beef, stewed vermicelli with pork, spicy fried cabbage, and egg flower soup.
Everyone enjoyed the meal very much. However, no matter how hard he Ling tried to mobilize the atmosphere, he could not achieve the comic effect of Xu Shan''s struggle last night. After all, it is difficult to make up for the sense of variety.
There is Xu Shan''s contention that the embarrassing god pearl jade is in the front, and the second phase must not burst so much, that''s for sure.
It''s a little dangerous.
Jin Wenwen also said, "why boiled beef? You are so poor. Cook pork."
Li Tiezhu: "lengba doesn''t like pork."
Then Jin Wenwen began to apologize to lengba. It was another round of politeness.
It''s embarrassing. Of course, it''s impossible to cut this dialogue and plot into the program.
The atmosphere of the program is a little low. In addition, Huang Sanshi is also the kind of person who doesn''t know you well and can''t get warm with you.
Even, Huang Sanshi broke away from the masses and went to see how the nest of dog leftovers and Tigress was built. Did he slow down because of the influence of Xu Shan''s dispute.
Then Li Tiezhu, lengba and he Ling all went and talked about the nest that had built a small half.
It''s boring to leave Zhang Xiaojie and Jin Wenwen.
When everyone moved to the house, the director found Li Tiezhu.
"What are you doing?"
"Iron pillar! This issue is a little dull. It''s not enough to laugh. You can drive the atmosphere later."
"This is a little difficult!"
"No, your sense of variety is absolutely no problem."
"It''s not about variety."
"What''s that?"
"You have to pay more."
“……”
After some negotiation, Li Tiezhu walked into the house and held the radish, that is, Xiao Jiu. The atmosphere suddenly rose. Although Xiao Jiu bared his teeth to everyone, he couldn''t stand it. It''s cute. Lengba can also interact with everyone with him.
It''s reasonable that lengba doesn''t have much lens in these two issues. It''s two states with her running. It may be because she has distractions.
Naturally, he Ling UE had a lot of emotional problems with Nana and Xiaojie, from falling in love to getting married and having children.
In general, I don''t expect to be funny in this issue. After all, no one can be funny. No one can compete with Xu Shan with his own sense of joy. Li Tiezhu is not weak, but the two singers are obviously not good at it. Li Tiezhu threw a stem several times, and only lengba and Huang Sanshi took it up.
Then, Mr. He had to let everyone sing.
Li Tiezhu recognized it. All right, just sing.
Zhang Xiaojie solo for a while, Jin Wenwen also sang her famous song, and it''s Li Tiezhu''s turn.
Lengba rolled the radish: "I want to listen to Persian cat!"
Huang Sanshi: "I like ah Diao less."
Zhang Xiaojie: "my favorite is" chasing a dream, a pure child''s heart ". The feeling of broken sound is simply explosive!"
Jin Wenwen: "I personally love Dongfeng break."
Li Tiezhu got familiar with Zhang Xiaojie''s electronic organ. In the past six months, he also played a lot of musical instruments and could hold it. He said, "I''ll sing whatever you want to hear. Isn''t that very shameful?"
Radish expressed support: "meow!"
Zhang Xiaojie: "then which song do you sing? I''ll give you harmony. I can sing all your songs!"
Jin Wenwen: "me too!"
Now in the Chinese music world, it is impossible to bypass Li Tiezhu. Although he is earthy and simple, his songs are really anti beat.
Li Tiezhu played several notes: "a new song love letter."
Huang Sanshi: "did you write it at the scene?"
Li Tiezhu: "no!"
He Ling: "who writes songs on the spot? So awesome?"
Huang Sanshi: "you look good when you laugh" was written on the spot. My daughter likes it very much. "
He Ling: "really? So powerful?"
Zhang Xiaojie: "he is a genius for writing songs! I am proud of daxichuan! I look forward to your trip! Come on!"
Jin Wenwen: "when did you write the new song?"
Li Tiezhu: "it was written last month."
We chatted casually and stopped talking.
Because... The prelude is very gentle and pleasant to listen to, making people unconsciously quiet.
Li Tiezhu played the accompaniment and then opened his voice:
You''re so thin and haggard that it hurts me
Sometimes love is more cruel than time
Make people blind and desperate
Forget to love two people with the same heart
After singing a short paragraph, everyone was immersed in it. He Ling and Huang Sanshi were all people who had made albums. Naturally, they could hear how good this song was.
Looking at each other, they shook their heads one after another. This guy is poisonous.
The more professional Zhang Xiaojie and Jin Wenwen have been shocked and goose bumps all over their body. It''s terrible!
Li Tiezhu''s new song is so good that I''m afraid it will sweep the music world again!
Lengba, who is holding the cat, is trembling slightly. This song... Is sung by the master to her. She is the blind and desperate person... Too obvious!
You''re too drunk to hide your tears
I know despair is colder than winter
You hate yourself for being afraid of loneliness
But he fell in love with the free and selfish soul
You brought the only love letter he ever wrote
Want to prove that love was not confused
The listener has a heart. Lengba hugs Xiao Jiu in her arms. This is the only "love letter" he wrote to her. She knows it is almost impossible to be with him openly, but she still chooses moths to the fire and tries to prove that she is not confused.
In fact, how hard you try to prove that you are not confused, then how confused you are in fact.
Tears fell on Xiao Jiu''s snow-white body.
Oh, it''s a pity that love is not a few tears or a few love letters
That might be cruel
Waiting for others to give happiness
Often not very happy
Like a knife, these lyrics are deeply rooted in lengba''s appreciation and burst into tears.
Li Tiezhu sang quietly, but his heart was not calm.
He Ling also wiped his tears and gently handed lengba some paper towels.
Oh, it''s a pity that love is not holding back tears and keeping love letters
The wound is more painful when awake than when unconscious
Close your eyes and drag your mistakes
How can you keep true love when it comes
After singing a song, Li Tiezhu did not have any complacency, but gently sighed.
Lengba knew why he sighed, wiped tears and said with a strong smile, "that''s why I like Li Tiezhu! He''s always such a genius. Isn''t it nice?"
Rao Shi, Zhang Xiaojie and Jin Wenwen also had to applaud.
When the program was broadcast, the audience naturally could not feel the spiritual communication between Li Tiezhu and lengba, even the people on the scene did not know. But the audience still bought it and recognized it very much.
This issue is not as funny as the previous one, but I enjoyed the communication and interaction of three music experts. Especially, Li Tiezhu released his first new single "love letter" in mushroom house this year.
It''s late at night and everyone is ready to rest.
Li Tiezhu lay in bed early and sent a wechat message to the cat:
Cat keeper: "wronged you."
Captive cat: "just this time, let me be capricious."
"What?"
"I just want to appear on the camera with you. This time, I won''t do the same program with you in the future."
"Nonexistent..."
"Thank you. I like this song very much."
"Hard work."
"I am the desperate moth, destined to be broken to pieces."
"Er..."
"Good night, dog leftovers."
"Good night, tigress."
"Will it be finished tomorrow? I''ll tell you..."
“……”
Li Tiezhu covered his head, and the cat was fierce in the wild. No, the radish won''t sleep tonight. He scratched Li Tiezhu''s pillow.
Next, Huang Sanshi left a message with his daughter on wechat:
"Little, little! Dad is in the mushroom house, with Xiao He Ling and Zhang Xiaojie, and your favorite iron pillar. He sang a new song today, and dad recorded it and sent it to you."
"Iron pillar, come and say a few words."
Li Tiezhu said, "eat less, eat more, exercise more, don''t be like your father..."