"Rhubarb! Come and eat bones."


    Liu Xiaohua shouted. A rhubarb dog ran out of the yard next door with his tongue outstretched and a happy face. When he saw songzhuer, he suddenly braked. His expression was even a little wronged. He turned his eyes and secretly looked at songzhuer.


    Isn''t this the one that Li Tiezhu kicked out of the car?


    All the dogs in the countryside are spiritual. Although rhubarb is not Li Tiezhu''s dog, it is very close to Li Tiezhu, so today we warmly welcome Li Tiezhu. Unexpectedly, he kicked him, as if it was because of this woman.


    So rhubarb doesn''t like her.


    Liu Xiaohua shouted again. Rhubarb still hesitated.


    Songzhuer shouted, "rhubarb, rhubarb."


    Rhubarb bared his teeth: "ouch..."


    Li Tiezhu came from behind: "spicy claw, just when I took you out of the car, I was afraid you would kick it away. It should be angry with you."


    Matsushita: "why is it angry with me when you kick it?"


    Without explanation, Li Tiezhu shouted, "rhubarb, come here. This is my daughter-in-law."


    Songzhu''er was slightly stunned. What did he say? Hey, hey, hey


    As expected, rhubarb came over and didn''t eat meat and bones. He first had fun with Li Tiezhu, then tentatively sniffed pine and bamboo, shook his tail at Pine and bamboo, and finally walked away with meat and bones in his mouth.


    Li Tiezhu: "he remembers your taste. He won''t bite you in the future."


    Songzhuer was surprised: "is it so powerful?"


    Li Tiezhu''s ability to popularize science and rhubarb with pine and bamboo children. An eight year old dog can not only chase ducks in the water, but also chase rabbits up the mountain with people.


    At home, the second uncle saw that songzhuer had gone out, so he crowded into the third brother sawing wood next to the barn and said with lingering fear: "that girl is so beautiful that I can''t speak. She really likes my pillar?"


    Li Fuqiang said, "I''m not sweating cold on my back! I''ve made it clear about them? However, she looks like a good girl and looks quiet."


    Second uncle: "it must be quiet! Where have I seen such a good girl?"


    Third uncle: "this spicy claw, I think it''s an immortal daughter. It should be a charming eldest lady at home."


    The second uncle giggled: "it must be Miss Qianjin! Will you climb the tree and take out the bird''s nest like our rural girls?"


    Outside the hospital, Liu Xiaohua cheered: "sister-in-law is powerful!"


    Songzhuer''s exaggerated laughter came from the sky.


    The second uncle and the third uncle looked up and saw the fairy daughter sitting across the three meter high plum tree laughing proudly. They stayed for about half a minute, bowed their heads, looked at each other, and became more confused.


    Aunt Liu walked across the yard with bacon and was startled: "Liu Xiaohua! I killed you. Did you let your sister climb the tree? Get back! Iron pillar, get her down quickly and be careful not to fall."


    Hearing the voice, Li Fugui rushed out and looked online. His daughter-in-law was as agile as an ape.


    Li fufu and Li Fuqiang are so embarrassed that which daughter-in-law climbs a tree the first day she comes home? It''s too embarrassing. Don''t look at big brother, lest he be embarrassed. They lowered their heads tremblingly and pretended to be busy.


    Li Fugui said, "spicy claw, don''t move. I''ll get the lantern and hang it higher."


    With that, old man Li took out about a dozen little red lanterns and handed them up with bamboo poles. Songzhuer hung the little red lanterns all over the plum tree before he slowly climbed down with a full sense of achievement.


    Enjoying the red lanterns hanging high, Li Fugui came to the two brothers and said, "bamboo is still fierce? Climb so high. I was worried that she was too thin to bear. Now she seems too worried. With this body, tut tut......"


    Second uncle: "brother is right."


    Third uncle: "the big star also climbs trees to play, which shows that she has no intention. She is a good girl."


    Liu Xiaohua was called back, but he was not beaten. Old man Li protected Liu Xiaohua. He could spoil the girl, and Aunt Liu couldn''t help it.


    Outside the hospital, songzhuer patted the ash on the inside of his pants: "iron pillar, am I powerful?"


    Li Tiezhu wondered, "awesome! You often fall in the mushroom house. How can you climb a tree?"


    Matsushita: "Hey! I''m best at grasping life-saving straw, because I often wrestle. Climbing a tree is different. Just arch up with the trunk. Do you think the girl climbing a tree is indecent?"


    Li Tiezhu: "no, after all, climbing trees is so fun."


    Pine bamboo son bared his teeth: "I''ll climb you later! Hey, hey..."


    Li Tiezhu slapped her on the back of the head: "be civilized!"


    Later, Li Tiezhu took out the treasures bought in the canteen and gave them a box to the twins. He and songzhuer went out with a box. Liu Xiaohua had a hard life and was forced by Aunt Liu to help the kitchen.


    People in the village are warmly discussing the beautiful daughter-in-law of Zhu. They are praising and admiring each other, just as Li Tiezhu took off the stars in the sky. Soon, however, the wind began to change.


    "People are actresses and big stars. Do you think they are as vulgar as us? People''s toilets are inlaid with gold..."


    "No, I just saw the big star climbing a tree and smiled like a madman."


    "The Third Master said that the pillar and his mother-in-law are playing with cleaning guns in the back. They are so big..."


    "I saw it. The hot claw took a gun to explode cow dung, which scared aunt Zhou''s cow."


    "The star seems to have a bad head. When his mother-in-law saw her kissing the pillar on the road, she kissed Zhizhi..."


    Finally, we found that we were cheated. This beautiful big star is actually a Han Bao, just like Li Tiezhu. In this way, some people sigh, while others balance a little.


    Rural people are simple and simple, but they also have a simple but strong heart of gossip. Therefore, the story about the star mother-in-law of Lao Li''s pillar has changed from ten to one hundred, for example:


    "That pine and bamboo is like a monkey. He wants to climb when he sees a tree."


    "Li Tiezhu''s mother-in-law stuffed the cleaning gun into the cow''s ass and burst the big buffalo string for half a month."


    "It''s shameless for spicy claw and Li Tiezhu to touch and mess on the road."


    At six o''clock, Lao Li''s family dinner officially began.


    The big round table was packed with twelve people. Li Fugui sat on the top of the table, then silently picked up a large wine pot of 15 kg and began to pour wine into the bowl, a total of five bowls.


    It''s not that they can''t afford a cup, but the Li brothers simply think that they don''t bother to add wine to a small wine cup. It''s almost enough to drink a whole half catty of the sea bowl alone.


    Li fufu counted: "brother, there is one more bowl of wine. You, me, my third brother and pillars. A total of four bowls is enough."


    Li Fuqiang quietly kicked the second brother and handed the wine to the new sister-in-law: "sister-in-law, drink well."


    Aunt Liu let the wine bowl to her side: "I can''t drink, I can''t drink."


    Li Fuqiang was stunned when he was about to say something.


    Songzhu''er took the bowl with one hand and stood up and said, "uncle, second uncle and third uncle, they have deep feelings and are stuffy. I''ll do it. You''re free!"


    Li Fugui was afraid of having an accident and said, "the family doesn''t have to drink like this. Drink slowly, drink slowly!"


    Songzhuer said, "I''ll drink half of it."


    Gudu, gudu, half a bowl of rural sorghum wine, songzhuer wiped his mouth, picked up the bowl and twisted it to Li Tiezhu: "don''t say anything. I''m happy today..."


    Li Tiezhu handed a paper towel: "drink less."


    Songzhuer drank half of it again, and there was only one or two wine left in the bowl.


    Li Fugui picked up the wine pot and thought, the handle of the wine pot is still warm. I just put it down for half a minute. He planned to pour less wine for songzhu''er. When he came home for the first time, he was poured over. It was hard to say. He thought Lao Li''s family cheated his daughter-in-law by this means.


    Matsushita grabbed the wine pot and said, "how can I let my uncle pour wine? I''ll do it myself."


    Another big bowl.


    The third Li Fuqiang stared round and looked at his eldest brother Li Fugui. Li Fugui shook his head slightly and motioned us to let her order.


    Songzhuer picked up chopsticks to eat. Li Fugui cooked the dinner himself. Needless to say, it was very delicious. Pines and bamboos ate heartily, sweating with heat, and didn''t stop.


    The four men of Lao Li''s family had a good time pushing glasses for lamps. No one took care of pines and bamboos.


    This moved her a little. The men of my Tiezhu family are really real men. They never bully women at the wine table. Just rush here. I have to give you a toast!


    "Second uncle! You are a sincere man. I feel kind when I see you! Sincere people are blessed. How happy are you twins fighting for chicken legs? Come on! One and a half bowls!"


    "Third uncle! You are the iron pillar. He kisses third uncle. That''s my third uncle! Don''t say anything, just say that you are the only man with double eyelids in Lao Li''s family. Come and do half a bowl!"


    "Iron pillar, what''s the matter with your eyes? Always blinking? Come and... Do half a bowl."


    "Uncle, the massage chair I gave you last time can still be kissed? Right? That''s good. Come on, come on, dry half a bowl."


    In ten minutes, songzhuer directly killed more than a kilogram of sorghum wine, and the whole person... Was in high spirits.


    Li Tiezhu is confused. This girl usually gets dizzy after drinking half a kilo. What''s the matter today?


    "Spicy claw, are you okay?"


    Matsushita: "a little dizzy, but I can hold it. Don''t worry, I won''t embarrass you!"


    Li Tiezhu was a little afraid: "do you usually drink only half a catty..."


    Songzhu''er shook his head seriously: "that''s what I usually take medicine, not my complete form! In order to earn face for you today, I haven''t taken medicine for three days, hum!"


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t turn the corner. He drank my old man and earned me face?


    You are a girl with such a rough style. What do the elders think?


    Second uncle: "spicy claw! You look good. Our daughter-in-law of Lao Li''s family can''t chirp. Let''s go!"


    Matsushita: "Hey, hey... Let''s go!"


    Third uncle: "it''s the first time I''ve seen such a forthright star! Have courage and go!"


    Matsushita: "under the bandit number, iron head baby, chief baby, come!"


    Li Fugui held the wine bowl and his hand was shaking: "tie Zhu is happy to meet such a good girl as you. I''m an old man! I''ll do it, you can..."


    Matsushita: "ton..."


    Li Tiezhu wanted to persuade him, but Li Fugui slapped him on the forehead: "learn from others well, drink straight, don''t loose and put your belt! Burp ~"


    Matsushita: "second uncle... Hey? Where''s the second uncle?"


    Aunt Liu and her second aunt lifted the second uncle from under the table and were unconscious.


    Look at the third uncle, he has fallen asleep on the table.


    Li Fugui''s expression was angry: "two disappointing things... Vomit..."


    Songzhu''er scratched his head: "iron pillar, what''s the matter with them?"


    Li Tiezhu took away her wine bowl: "don''t drink it! I''ll get them to sleep and have a good meal."


    Li Tiezhu moved the three brothers into the bedroom, threw them on a bed, and then came out to eat.


    On the dinner table, the second aunt and the third aunt looked at songzhuer with great fear. Even the twins didn''t dare to rob the chicken''s skull, so they bowed their heads and cooked silently.


    Over there, Liu Xiaohua gave a thumbs up to songzhu''er.


    Matsushita: "Hey, hey, hey... Hiccup! Iron pillar, let''s go?"


    Li Tiezhu stared at her, and songzhuer bowed his head and drank soup quietly.


    I had a dinner party and had a mess.