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Chapter 212

    Guan Shuangshuang strongly questioned: "is it true or false? It always sounds like nonsense."


    Hua Tianyu helped Li Tiezhu speak: "I believe he only knows three idioms. Sometimes being stupid is also a blessing. It''s hard to guess if he knows too much."


    Yang Mi looked at Li Tiezhu. Seeing the other party''s determined face, she became more suspicious and turned to the other one.


    Lengba drank yogurt with a blank face.


    Yang Mi walked back to her seat and whispered, "drink! Do you think you''re doing well?"


    Lengba wondered, "what''s the matter?"


    Yang Mi: "if you didn''t prompt him anything, he guessed right. You must be happier than anyone. What are you calm now? You have learned the behavioral logic of the role in acting?"


    Lengba smacked: "this yogurt is not good to drink."


    Anyway, Li Tiezhu guessed right and the game continued.


    The Kung Fu team won the first round.


    In addition to guessing right once, Li Tiezhu hardly had any scenes. He sat down and waited foolishly all the way. He didn''t know what they were laughing at. Are these stems so funny?


    On the contrary, Zhang Xinlan and Miya leaned against Cheng Dalong, yelled and laughed, and acted very active.


    On the other side, except Hua Tianyu, Guan Shuangshuang and Yang Mi, other people don''t have any lenses, such as lengba. Every time she gets the lens, it''s only one second. She looks serious.


    When the program was broadcast, the barrage called Li Tiezhu and lengba, which was of course useless.


    Some people say that this is because Li Tiezhu and lengbaca are too low. Of course, there are reasons in this regard, but more because... This is someone else''s program.


    In the gallop bar and SiHa, who dares to say that these two coffee places are low and give less shots?


    There is no chance to show. Li Tiezhu is not angry. He can earn 2 million by sitting silently for a few hours. Isn''t it fragrant?


    Before the second round, there was a performance link. The immortal love team lined up a small play, and the Kung Fu team directly went to a set of family class, which exploded.


    Yang Mi generously admitted that she was inferior to her opponent: "brother''s family class is too powerful. We''ll ask the family class to guide us next time."


    Jackie Chan has always had a sense of humor in the face of beautiful women: "we are very expensive."


    Yang Mi: "you can prove it."


    Jackie Chan: "I''ll give you a discount and give you a 99% discount."


    After that, the short film specially shows the 40 year history of the married class. Cheng Dalong personally tells it on the stage, and there are many interview videos of the elders of the married class.


    "You need to be very good at entering the family class. You can fall and fight..."


    "What computer animation is so advanced now? At that time, the family class had to work hard..."


    "The movements designed by big brother are basically shot in one shot, there is no double, and people go out with a bang..."


    "I hit the table here and hit the floor there. At that time, an ambulance outside had stopped there before work started."


    "I had a girlfriend at that time. Why did you break up? She said that after you went to work, I didn''t know if you would come back..."


    "We just work hard if we can''t fall or fight."


    "No matter how good your Kung Fu is, as long as you don''t pay attention to love and righteousness, you can''t enter the family class. If you don''t do well in loyalty, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness, you''ll be fired immediately."


    "I remember when my eldest brother was not popular, I worked as an assistant for him. At that time, his film salary was only a few thousand yuan and he also worked as a martial arts instructor. A total of twelve thousand, which should be divided into three parts. He took four thousand for himself and four thousand for me and another assistant."


    "Each of us has been hurt, but the most injured is big brother. He is injured in almost every play because he works too hard."


    "In 1986, the trunk was accidentally cut off. He fell from a high altitude. The skull of his left ear was sunken, intracerebral hemorrhage and broken bones moved inward. In 1990, his sternum was cracked and displaced. In 1992, his cheekbone was displaced when shooting the ultimate police. There are many, many..."


    The members of the initiation class and Zeng Weizhi wept. Cheng Dalong himself was moved to tears.


    Under the stage, many people also wiped their tears.


    No matter how much slander there is, and no matter what mistakes his family has made, at least Cheng Dalong is a real living legend.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t cry and wiped the corners of his eyes. Before, he only knew that Cheng Dalong''s film was good-looking and the fight was handsome. He didn''t know that there was so much sadness behind it. He thought the big star should be very beautiful.


    Then, the elders of the married class who recorded the video quietly stepped on the stage, ready to give Cheng Dalong a great surprise.


    This is also the powerful place of this program group. They can always spend great energy to complete this and that classic reunion.


    Director Tang quietly replaced the new performers with the old people and stood behind Cheng Dalong silently.


    Zeng Weizhi asked, "brother, it''s been 40 years. Do you miss them?"


    Jackie Chan''s voice choked: "this..."


    Unable to speak, he finally nodded and adjusted his breathing, saying:


    "For forty years, they followed me through life and death, broke their hands and feet, and went to the hospital at five or six o''clock in the morning. Today, even if I won the Oscar Lifetime Achievement Award, this Oscar is shared with them. Today, we can make a name for ourselves in the world, from a family class to seven groups now, and watch each one grow old, and we grow old. Look at this Some young people grow up... "


    Then Cheng Dalong looked back at Cheng Jiaban: "look at them..."


    Suddenly he realized something was wrong and turned suddenly.


    At that moment, it was obvious that brother long, a tough man, was shaking his feet and shaking his body.


    The old brothers of decades stood quietly behind him and smiled at him, just as they did decades ago.


    Brother long burst into tears.


    Then, a group of old people shouted, "big brother..."


    Brother long couldn''t help crying and hugging them one by one.


    The audience and guests stood up and applauded. Although this was the planning of the program group, they could feel the friendship precipitated by the years.


    Li Tiezhu was also applauding. At this moment, he felt that what is a real superstar has nothing to do with traffic and popularity, even not only the support of his works, but also something deeper.


    As for what it was, he couldn''t figure it out.


    As a newcomer who has just entered the industry for a few months, Li Tiezhu hasn''t made much plans for his future, but in the face of this situation, he can''t help feeling surging and even... Dreaming.


    The general has to wear gold armor even if he dies in a hundred battles. Who as an artist doesn''t want to be Ling jieding?


    If in the past, Li Tiezhu just lived in a muddle with the traction of the system, he also has a vague goal to become a superstar like brother long from now on.


    Not for the halo on the head, but to live up to the youth.


    After being excited, Cheng Dalong said with emotion: "those who left have gone away, and the rest of the time together is one more day. Thank you for accompanying me for so many years. Thank you, thank you for starting a family class!"


    With that, Cheng Dalong bowed to the members of the older generation''s marriage class, and they also saluted back together.


    At the end of the session, Zhang Liguo held Cheng Dalong and said: "I would like to say a few words. Many of you here today are young children. You should have a great harvest when you come to this program today. My eldest brother is one year older than me. He is the most famous actor and artist in the world today. He is also the only Chinese actor who has won the Oscar Lifetime Achievement Award!"


    Li Tiezhu couldn''t hear it. He looked at the flowers of Cheng Dalong''s classic films on the big screen. He really understood that this group of people worked hard for the film. Some time ago, he also saw someone play a TV play number one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.


    Shen Tao finally listed some records of his eldest brother: "he is the only international action star who never looks for a substitute in making movies. He is the only person who breaks the Guinness record by holding 15 positions. He is the only person who dares to jump into an active volcano from high altitude and break the Guinness record. He is the only action star who has produced the most action movies in the world..."


    Strangely, after the broadcast of the program, some people questioned the eccentricity of the program group, and there was no play of Sansheng crew at all.


    It''s not eccentric. It can''t be compared.


    Moreover, this issue originally focused on Cheng Dalong. Sansheng was pulled over as an "opponent". If the weight gap is large, the other party dare not and will not steal the limelight of Cheng Dalong.


    For many people, it is an honor to be a green leaf of a dragon.


    After this session, he rested for half an hour. Cheng Dalong talked with his brothers for a long time before changing into sportswear and preparing for the second round of competition recording.


    When he came back, Cheng Dalong still sighed.


    Zhang Liguo comforted: "brother, you convince the audience by the film and the brothers by righteousness. We are convinced of this."


    Cheng Da lung waved his hand. "The older generation of filmmakers are like this. Not just me. As long as I can still spell it, the film will be photographed. Now these young people are not fighting. What do I do with one person? Last time I got a picture, half of them wanted to apply the mask and make me angry."


    Zhang Liguo was speechless.


    Jackie Chan then said, "besides, I can''t spell it anymore..."


    Li Tiezhu said, "Uncle long, I can fight. Next time you come to me, although I don''t have acting skills, I have rough skin and thick meat, which is very resistant to beating. The price is cheap, but I eat more."


    Cheng Dalong looked at Li Tiezhu in amazement: "you? You don''t look very good."


    Li Tiezhu: "so when you are a tough guy, do you mainly look at your face?"


    Cheng Dalong smiled: "otherwise? If Peng YuYan''s figure is matched with Zhao Dashan''s face, do you think he is a tough guy? Li Xiaojie and Wu Jing, who were not handsome when they were young? I also became popular by my appearance. You look like fan Xiaohuang, tut tut..."


    Zhang Liguo: "big brother used to be an idol."


    Cheng Dalong said to Li Tiezhu, "don''t be afraid, you are a power faction! Moreover, it is said that you are still a harmonic star."


    Li Tiezhu suffocated: "


    Cheng Dalong thought it was fun to tease Li Tiezhu. There used to be a lot of such simple young people in Xiangjiang. Now they are very smart. He said again, "do you want to play in a movie?"


    Li Tiezhu: "yes! I''ll take Nortel next year. Nortel, do you know? It''s a school specializing in training actors."


    Jackie Chan: "Wow! Is it so powerful?"


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "it''s generally powerful, mainly because I don''t know if I can pass the exam..."


    Jackie Chan: "then when you pass the exam, I''ll invite you to make a film?"


    Li Tiezhu was overjoyed: "really?"


    Jackie Chan: "at that time, type a line in front of your name... Special thanks to Li Tiezhu, a student of the professional film academy."


    Li Tiezhu: "eh? You seem to be teasing me?"


    Jackie Chan: "either it''s like it''s teasing you. Talking to you makes me much happier. The child is really interesting!"


    Li Tiezhu was unhappy and muttered in Sichuan Dialect: "it''s a pity that I learned martial arts from you since I was a child and bullied me..."


    Cheng Dalong asked Zhang Liguo, "what does the child say?"


    Zhang Liguo: "he said he learned Kung Fu from you when he was young, but you bullied him." he asked Li Tiezhu, "where did you learn from him? In the movie?"


    Li Tiezhu: "in the TV, as soon as Uncle Long''s film is shown, I''ll follow it. I can kick over the table when I''m ten."


    "Your father won''t beat you?"


    "No, he can fix the table."


    "What is the logic?"


    "My father dotes on me like my mother."


    Zhang Liguo looked at Cheng Dalong: "you are really his enlightenment mentor. You should be teacher Yun."


    Jackie Chan: "then there should be hundreds of millions of my disciples?"


    Cheng Dalong and Zhang Liguo laughed even more happily, and the two beauties also pretended to laugh twice.


    At the beginning of the second round, the move is continuous.


    There are four people in each team, a total of eight people, including Cheng Dalong, Hua Tianyu, Zhang Xinlan, Yang Mi, Li Tiezhu, Gao Wei, Miya and lengba.


    Cheng Dalong''s first move. Sure enough, Cheng Dalong is worthy of being the founder of action comedy. He turned over a somersault for a long time, dropped his shoes, and bounced his ass twice on the ground.


    Moreover, because the two people in front dodged, Cheng Dalong jumped and sat down in front of Li Tiezhu. Cheng Dalong himself looked confused and his fluffy hair Duang a few times.


    Li Tiezhu was stunned. Subconsciously, he knelt down and helped Cheng Dalong: "master can''t make..."


    Cheng Dalong just stood halfway and sat down laughing. Why did he become a master? The child took advantage of me! They came up again and helped Cheng Dalong up.


    Shen Tao: "brother, this move is amazing! What''s your name?"


    Li Tiezhu: "tianwai flying shoes."


    Cheng Dalong turned and punched: "just called me Shifu, now dismantle my platform. No, Xiao Zixun!"


    Zhang Liguo: "it''s an unworthy descendant."


    Li Tiezhu was so embarrassed that he was at a loss in the variety show for the first time. He blamed the blackening system, no big or small.


    Zeng Weizhi asked, "what''s the matter with master? Brother long seldom accepts disciples!"


    Jackie Chan: "I didn''t know about this apprentice until today."


    Li Tiezhu was even more embarrassed. He seemed to rub people''s fame. It was very immoral.


    He explained: "I''m kidding. When I was a child, I worshipped uncle long and made blind gestures with him."


    Zeng Weizhi: "brother long, he said your Kung Fu is a blind competition."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s me."


    Zeng Weizhi: "brother long, he said you didn''t teach well. He can only make blind gestures."


    Li Tiezhu: "brother long didn''t teach me. I watch TV and play games myself."


    Zeng Weizhi: "brother long, he said you didn''t teach the apprentice, so that he could only make blind gestures."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Zeng Weizhi: "brother long, he is too lazy to talk to you, because he can only make blind gestures after learning for so long."


    Everyone laughed and deserved to be an old man God in the variety industry. Li Tiezhu, known as the king of variety, also has today?


    Cheng Dalong smiled the most happily. The child looked like the apprentice.


    I''m a person with passive skills and black card. How can I be compared with you?


    Li Tiezhu said angrily, "Viagra, are you too low to hear what I said?"


    Zeng Weizhi was stunned: "ah? Say I''m short?"


    The others laughed again. Li Tiezhu is really cruel!


    Zeng Weizhi pretended to be angry and said, "don''t record! Don''t record! What program is this? Why don''t the young people know how to respect the elderly?"


    Li Tiezhu said, "that''s because you''re young."


    Zeng Weizhi: "... Should I be happy? Ah? Brother long? Talk to you."


    Cheng Dalong smiled very high: "Tiezhu, you can apologize to Viagra, otherwise, it seems that I won''t teach my apprentice."


    Li Tiezhu scratched his head: "well... Viagra, I''m sorry, you''re a giant."


    Jackie Chan clapped his hands and smiled. This apology is really solid!


    Zeng Weizhi stood next to Li Tiezhu, only to Li Tiezhu''s shoulder: "am I really a giant?"


    Host Shen Tao: "you are a variety giant!"


    Guan Shuangshuang: "the leading figure in the art world is naturally a giant."


    Li Tiezhu: "a man who saw his legs."


    Zeng Weizhi looked sad and suddenly found that today''s young people feel a little too good about variety, which is also a very sad thing.


    Over there, Cheng Dalong laughed out of breath, picked up his shoes and was about to wear them. After listening to Li Tiezhu''s words, he threw them directly and hit Li Tiezhu''s belly. Li Tiezhu didn''t hide.


    Li Tiezhu thought for a moment, picked up his shoes and said to Zeng Weizhi, "I''m praising you for sawing your legs so high?"


    Completely blackened.


    Li Tiezhu said that he wanted to smoke his mouth. He hurriedly took his shoes and handed them to the "master" to find a chance to escape. Otherwise, it would be hard to end up if he hurried to say something more cruel.


    Over there, Hua Tianyu, who hasn''t spoken for a long time, said, "iron pillar, respect the older generation. Don''t be big or small. Although it''s a variety show, it can''t be too much. Viagra, I apologize for him."


    Zeng Weizhi smiled and nodded. Well, such a fun variety show was forcibly ended.


    There is no size on the stage, and there is no ethics under the stage. How can we play without letting go of the variety show?


    After Li Tiezhu gave his shoes to Cheng Dalong, he stopped talking.


    Although Jackie Chan made mistakes, he made mistakes. He began to take Jackie Chan''s actions from Hua Tianyu and began to add difficulty.


    Soon, I came to Yang Mi. Behind her was Li Tiezhu.


    Sister Mi posed and saw Li Tiezhu hiding nearby. She said angrily, "what are you hiding? I told you there are rumors on the Internet."


    Li Tiezhu wiped his nose: "don''t your feet smell?"


    Yang Mi wants to talk and stops. Forget it. People can''t talk without a brain. He doesn''t have a brain. Another gesture, rolled out, lost his shoes and ran with the octopus.


    It''s time for Yang Mi to add moves. She looked at Li Tiezhu maliciously: "take the move, Li Tiezhu!"


    Then he split a vertical fork.


    A group of people exclaimed and applauded, and many people looked at Li Tiezhu happily.


    Hua Tianyu said, "what is the deep hatred between sister MI and Li Tiezhu?"


    Yang Mi put on her shoes and said, "hate each other! Hum!"


    Zeng Weizhi: "come on, Li Tiezhu. After the split, we are a team. I am a saw man, you are a tear man, a tear man."


    Jackie Chan knew to bend over: "iron pillar, can you? Don''t let me send the white haired man to the black haired man."


    Zhang Liguo shouted, "come on, fight for your master!"


    Li Tiezhu came up with a calm face: "it''s not difficult. I told you, I watched TV and learned martial arts from Uncle long since I was a child. I''m very familiar with the truth!"


    Everyone is curious. This guy doesn''t really have kung fu, does he? Look at his physique. It''s just that no one has heard of it.


    Over there, lengba pinched Yang Mi: "hum!"


    Yang Mi said, "why? Iron pillars have kung fu. What is splitting?"


    Lengba: "he has knitting skills."
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