As soon as he got on the bus, Li Tiezhu met the staff member who molested Luhani on the ship last time. She went up and hugged: "ah, Hello, little sister, I''m back."


    The little sister was going to tease Luhani and said perfunctorily, "hello."


    Then she struggled to drive to Luhani and said, "fawn, you have a nice hairstyle today?"


    Luhani: "ha ha ha ha..."


    Li Tiezhu was not angry either. He proudly went to the back to find a seat and sat down. The task reached 1 / 4.


    I''m great!


    The others held back their smiles.


    After sitting down, Li Tiezhu also thought about the task and quickly waved: "peach red sister, there are seats here."


    Taohong: "the director group said that Chao and I would make another car to lead the way."


    Li Tiezhu: "


    Wang tie began to convey the task of the program group: "today, I came to brother Chao''s hometown. The program group invited everyone to play all the way today and didn''t make money. I took a bus to Jiangxia for free. This is the first half of the period. I will resume making money from the second half of the period. Moreover, those who didn''t make enough money will stay and continue to work until they made enough money. In addition, brother Chao, brother Chi Chi, brother tie Zhu and brother Tian Yuyu have to make up for the money they owe."


    Li Tiezhu: "what money do I owe?"


    Wang tie: "if you don''t come for three and a half, deduct 700."


    Li Tiezhu: "it''s written in my contract that I only need to participate in the recording of six issues."


    Wang tie: "that''s right. Director Yan said, you can not come for six periods, but he didn''t say you won''t deduct your money."


    Li Tiezhu was numb, and the cameraman gave him a huge close-up.


    Well... I think I''ve got myself in a hole.


    Later, more awesome, next to a small figure with Li Tiezhu head, digging hard, and then throw Li Tiezhu into the buried.


    A few big characters: "I Li Tiezhu was cruel, even myself!"


    Chen Chichi made a fuss: "who is this crazy idea? It''s a bad conscience! Do you think so, Tiezhu?"


    Li Tiezhu: "ah? Ha... Well, it''s a little bad."


    Luhani: "ha ha ha... Is it just a little bad? You owe 700! Not 70."


    Wang tie: "iron pillar, can you bear it?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled awkwardly: "can you bear it! Ha! I think it''s good for the program team to speak the rules. I''ll work more. No! When I take the lead in completing the secret task, I''ll have a bonus of 500 yuan!"


    Everyone in the car burst into laughter.


    Li Tiezhu: "what are you laughing at? My task is very simple. I must finish it before you."


    Everyone laughed more happily. The cameraman''s shoulders were shaking. The picture was once quite blurred, but it was not cut off.


    Barrage crazy love Li Tiezhu:


    "Serious brother, what makes you so confident?"


    "Where is self-confidence? It''s arrogant!"


    "I love Li Tiezhu."


    "He doesn''t know that he has a ''secret mission'' alone, and everyone else knows that he won''t succeed."


    "What a pity, a man."


    "I still have a sense of variety. When he comes, his painting style is different from the previous two issues."


    "I can only say that Li Tiezhu has a serious face. It''s so funny."


    After a while, Deng Chao took everyone to a roller skating rink. Everyone changed their shoes with talking and laughing.


    While changing shoes, Li Tiezhu watched Deng Chao play tricks, boasting like a tuberculosis, and carefully observed his behavior.


    Luhani skated back half a circle. Facing the praise of the people, he was very modest: "I used to skate in a single row, the first time I played in this double row."


    After sitting down, he asked Li Tiezhu, "are you observing brother Chao? Have you found anything?"


    Li Tiezhu said: "he is very wrong today. You see, he has been setting up a flag. Will his secret task be to set up a flag? How many times will he be beaten in the face even if he succeeds?"


    Luhani: "that makes sense. It''s not like he can slide well because his limbs are uncoordinated. I''ll reason with you, brother Chao..."


    Said a lot, sounds clear.


    Li Tiezhu pondered: "since even you think it is possible to set a flag, then... It must not be. I''ll observe it again."


    Luhani was stunned: "why? Why do you think it''s not when I say yes?"


    Li Tiezhu: "because you are an ''Inferential incompetent crazy deer''."


    Luhani thought about it before he realized it. He burst out laughing and complained to Chen Chichi: "brother Chichi, Li Tiezhu bullied me again. He gave me a new nickname, ha ha..."


    Chen Chichi: "what nickname?"


    "The inferential world is incompetent."


    "Incompetence, rage? Crazy deer? Ha ha... Li Tiezhu helps you search again, ha ha..."


    Luhani also smiled very well. The picture was fixed. In the later stage, he matched his rotten face with a pipe and Holmes'' hat, with seven big words: incompetent crazy deer in the reasoning world!


    Soon Deng Chao came to share this new stalk. He laughed and caught the fishtail line, and he also Tucao: "he really tried to make complaints about our mission. He laughed me! Ha ha ha... Or else? I''ll play flag."


    After the broadcast, the barrage:


    "These three really go too far. They bully Li Tiezhu so much... I''m so happy."


    "Li Tiezhu is so naive and careful."


    "I love my serious brother..."


    "At this time, it should be accompanied by a song" you look so funny. "


    "That''s too much, too much."


    "You look so funny, like the dog next door..."


    "Sleeping trough! How can you speak?"


    Everyone got off the rink and showed what they could play and what they couldn''t play. Deng Chao ostentatiously went to teach Taohong.


    Li Tiezhu can also play. His sports cells have always been very developed. Although he has only been to the skating rink in their town with Qin Tao three times, he has long been proficient.


    Deng Chao took a peach blossom and looked at Li Tiezhu in surprise: "Tiezhu, can you play? You''re not like 1998. I believe it in 1988."


    Li Tiezhu: "I can do more. I don''t have too many skills!"


    Deng Chao defied, "can you slip backwards? It''s the most handsome."


    Li Tiezhu shook his head.


    Deng Chao twisted up, sang a song and began to perform a backward slide. He showed off beside Li Tiezhu: "Invincible is so, so lonely... Alas!"


    I fell, split a fork and pulled the egg.


    Li Tiezhu''s eyes were quick and his hands were quick. He went one step and hugged brother Chao.


    Everyone around laughed, especially Chen Chichi and Luhani. Seeing brother Chao slapping at the speed of light again, it''s no wonder in him.


    Brother Chao screamed, "ah! Thank you, iron pillar."


    Li Tiezhu: "you thanked too early."


    Brother Chao endured the pain: "hmm? What do you mean?"


    Li Tiezhu hugged Deng Chao and pressed down.


    Deng Chao felt the burning pain in his crotch and split more open. He wailed: "stop, stop, stop, it''s going to crack..."


    Li Tiezhu lifted it up and asked, "tell me what your secret task is, otherwise, I''ll give you a word horse! I''ll do what Li Tiezhu said!"


    Deng Chao''s face turned red: "I''m NIMA, I''ll lose the word horse! Please iron pillar, let me go? They are all good brothers. Why is it too urgent to fry each other, ha ha..."


    wry smile.


    Li Tiezhu didn''t move, but he fell down again.


    Deng Chao''s voice sharpened with pain: "wait! Wait..."


    The people around laughed very high. Even peach covered her mouth and laughed very loudly.


    Chen Yi didn''t smile and worshipped: "Li Tiezhu... How just!"


    Yan Qi didn''t smile: "I learned! Even brother Chao dared to threaten. No wonder the director group attached so much importance to him."


    Chen Chichi clumsily slid over: "is it effective for you to call your son''s name at such a critical time? You have to ask father Tiezhu to spare his life."


    Deng Chao cried and laughed, his face flushed, and his sweat came down: "goose... It really hurts goose..."


    Li Tiezhu went up and down again with brother Chao: "be lenient when you confess and strict when you resist!"


    The cameraman gave Deng Chao a close-up of his face. His expression was extremely distorted, with a smile in pain, ferocious with despair, and big beads of sweat on his forehead.


    Later, the teacher gave him the awesome power, suspended the picture and introduced an idiom.


    "Neither cry nor laugh. It comes from Gao An De''s" the cobbler lies "of the Yuan Dynasty:" good and evil, cry and laugh. "Subject predicate; predicate, attributive and complement; describes an embarrassing situation


    The barrage was full of worship:


    "Serious brother never knows what fear is."


    "Even brother Chao dares to be so crazy?"


    "What''s this? Yue Yupeng fell over his shoulder when the goods went to the variety show for the first time, and tied Fang Bo and sun Lei."


    "Brother Chao''s crotch is torn open?"


    "It really hurts. Everyone who has tried knows."


    "Brother Chao''s green tendons burst out. Ha ha ha!"


    "Li Tiezhu is so awesome!"


    Deng Chao''s body was shaking: "Tiezhu, brother Tiezhu! Brother! Spare my life, I really can''t..."


    Li Tiezhu: "then tell me your task and let me eliminate you. I owe 700 and have to make money. I tell you, don''t force me. If I''m urgent, Li Tiezhu can do anything."


    Deng Chao''s eyes panicked. I don''t have a secret mission! You alone!


    Chen chiequatoria: "you can do anything? Then make a Buddha jump over the wall."


    Li Tiezhu: "Buddha jumps over the wall? I''ve heard of it, but I can''t do it. It seems that the practice is very complicated, right?"


    Chen Chichi: "Buddha jumping over the wall, also known as Fu Shouquan, is a famous dish in my hometown. You need abalone, sea cucumber, fish lip, yak skin glue, apricot abalone mushroom, hoof tendon, flower mushroom and cuttlefish..."


    Deng Chao was going crazy: "Why are you still talking? Save me!"


    Chen Chichi: "how could I save you? I came to see a joke."


    Deng Chao: "can I swear?"


    Chen Chichi: "whatever, it can be shielded in the later stage anyway."


    Deng Chao: "I%@# ￥ * &￥..."


    Li Tiezhu: "five, four, three, two, one."


    Deng Chao roared: "I say! I say! My secret task is to set up a flag and be beaten in the face four times. If I say, I also lose. Iron pillar, let me go."


    Li Tiezhu: "don''t worry. First listen to what the director says."


    When the camera was outside, Yan Dao crossed his hands with a serious expression: "...."


    Deng Chao shouted, "director Yan, announce it quickly. I blew myself up."


    Director Yan: "recording continues."


    Li Tiezhu said fiercely, "OK! Brother Chao, you lied to me again."


    Chen Chichi arched the fire and said, "give him a word horse."


    Deng Chao''s death was imminent, and his spirit flashed: "I want to report Li Tiezhu! I know what his secret mission is, with four... Huh!"


    Li Tiezhu immediately gave up the impulse of a word horse and covered Deng Chao''s mouth. At the same time, Deng Chao was finally relieved. He sat on the ground with a cold sweat.


    Li Tiezhu looked at Chen Chichi: "go away, or I''ll make a horse for you."


    Chen Chichi left obediently.


    When there was no one around Li Tiezhu, he asked in a low voice, "you tell me, I''ll listen."


    Deng Chao bared his teeth. My leg hurt so much that he whispered, "hug a girl four times, I know."


    Li Tiezhu was shocked: "how do you know?"


    Deng Chaoxin said that not only I know, but everyone present knows: "Hey, hey... How do you care how I know? Now do you know it''s wrong?"


    Li Tiezhu knelt down on one knee: "Sir, I''m wrong. Please don''t burst out."


    Deng Chao wiped the sweat on his face: "it depends on my mood. I''ll go. The sweat on my face is cruel enough!"


    Li Tiezhu: "isn''t this forced?"


    Deng Chao: "it''s not enough to apologize. The next program will listen to me, you know? If I''m a little dissatisfied, I''ll report you."


    Li Tiezhu counseled: "there''s no need to do this, brother Chao, everyone is brothers..."


    Deng Chao smiled angrily, "are you talking about brothers with me now? When I was asked to be a horse just now?"


    Li Tiezhu smiled shyly: "I don''t know you have my handle."


    Deng Chao: "there is still no brotherhood!"


    Li Tiezhu: "I have no strong points, but I am honest."


    Finally, Deng Chao let Li Tiezhu go, otherwise the program could not be recorded. His only request was that Li Tiezhu must listen to him, and Li Tiezhu chose counseling.


    Then, brother Chao Sao again. When Luhani was resting, he shouted, "son, come... Through the obstacles."


    Then brother Chao separated his legs. He once played Luhani''s father, so they often match father and son in the program.


    Luhani refused at first, but Deng Chao couldn''t stand the expectation, so he squatted down and drilled under brother Chao''s crotch.


    Deng Chao: "yes! It''s very beautiful."


    Luhani: "my mood is a little complicated. I feel insulted but praised."


    Everyone laughed.


    Deng Chao was afraid of being considered insulting the younger generation and was ready to drill others, but Chen Yi and Yan Qi didn''t dare. Therefore, Deng Chao looked at Li Tiezhu: "separate legs, I''ll drill one."


    Li Tiezhu just scored directly with his long legs: "come on!"


    Deng Chao drilled in the past and let Yan Qi and Chen Chichi drill him. He was knocked down twice and his tailbone fell twice, shouting with pain. But he insisted on calling Li Tiezhu: "Tiezhu, come on, you drill one."


    Li Tiezhu: "I''m the fourth, right? Isn''t this your secret mission?"


    Deng Chao: "you report first. If it''s not, how about drilling again?"


    Li Tiezhu thought, "I''ll drill directly. You can turn off a little."


    Li Tiezhu squatted and slid over,


    Luhani: "brother Zhu, go straight up and give me a hammer!"


    Deng Chao shrank with fear.


    Li Tiezhu barely drilled through without a hammer, and didn''t let Deng Chao''s tail vertebrae receive a third blow.


    Deng Chao laughed: "ha ha! Li Tiezhu is OK."


    Luhani directly covered his mouth: "Oh!!!"


    Chen Chichi''s smile was stiff and stunned: "really?"


    The two newcomers showed incredible expressions.


    Brother Chao suddenly had an ominous premonition, but it was too late.


    Li Tiezhu, who had just drilled, turned around and showed an evil smile. He pressed brother Chao, who had not yet had time to close his legs, down a little and split again. Brother Chao couldn''t exert himself, and his two legs were shaking violently.


    Brother Chao: "hiss! Brother Zhu, brother Zhu, show mercy..."


    Li Tiezhu: "brother Chao, I can do anything if I''m in a hurry. Do you think it''s a discussion or a direct word horse?"


    Luhani and Chen Chichi roared: "direct word horse!"