In China before the 21st century, I have seen many emperors, heroes, writers and writers. I didn''t even bang. However, in the Qin Dynasty more than 2000 years ago, I met a prospective prime minister who knew Jinbei and heard the single love song. This is another thing.


    After I was stunned for a few seconds, I was surprised and asked LISS in a low voice: "where did brother Li come from?"


    Li Si naturally understood what I was talking about and said with a smile, "I remember Zhao Benshan''s sketch in the Spring Festival Gala the year I died was called planning."


    I thought and said, "Oh, that was 2007. What did brother Li do before he died?"


    "I taught junior high school history. I was in my 40s when I died. I had gastric cancer," Li said


    I shook hands with him and said, "I''m sorry for the change." I immediately jumped up again, "then how did you reincarnate in the Qin Dynasty?"


    LISS stood up and said, "how do I know? Don''t just talk about me. What''s the matter with you? I used to read crossing novels. I''ve heard of babies born in a car accident, but I haven''t seen even cars come together."


    I said, "I''m two different things. That''s what I do."


    LISS suddenly said, "from the space-time administration?"


    I was ashamed and said, "do you think I look like a civil servant?"


    Liz said with a smile, "contract worker?"


    "... almost. The work is basically the same."


    LISS stepped back and said, "what do you want to do? Take me away? You caused my crossing. If you really do that, it belongs to the police''s framing." He touched his head and thought for a moment, then suddenly said, "LISS - so I''m still a prime minister in my life." The middle school teacher who suddenly became prime minister smiled with satisfaction.


    I hurriedly said, "I don''t have time to tell you more now. I have to see the fat man inside."


    LISS was stunned. He looked back at the Qin palace and said, "so you''ve seen Qin Shihuang before? It seems that few people know he''s fat."


    "We are brothers... Don''t tell you more. Hurry to help me. Although you haven''t become prime minister, they are their own people after all."


    LISS had a lot of questions to ask. He nodded when I said so, but suddenly he grabbed me and said, "I can help you, and you have to promise me a condition."


    I stamped my foot and said, "speak quickly!"


    LISS asked, "you should be able to go back to 2007?"


    I honestly replied, "I''ll go back to 2008. What can I do for you?" In fact, I also want to go back to 2007. At that time, the two fools were there. We were all together. But that would completely violate the original intention of heaven. Brother Tao is not stupid


    "2008? OK!" LISS suddenly said a little sadly, "after I died, I left a fifth grade daughter. Her mother is a worker and the living conditions at home are not very good. I hope you can take care of their orphaned and widowed mother''s land. Does this... Not violate the regulations of your unit?"


    As soon as I heard it, I felt very bad. I immediately promised, "no violation. I''ll give them money every month."


    LISS looked at my broken gold cup and doubted, "do you have this ability? Look, the economic conditions of driving this car are not very good?"


    I''m speechless... It''s OK to drive a broken car in modern times. I didn''t expect to be despised in the Qin Dynasty. If I want to drive that Mercedes Benz off-road, he won''t ask.


    I blushed and explained, "in fact, I''m very rich, really. Did you hear of five-star juniper wine and medicinal tea when you died? They were all my business."


    LISS looked at me and said, "Oh, so you are the headmaster of talent education?"


    Me: "..." it''s really a person''s name. The reputation of educating talents has spread to the Qin Dynasty!


    Without any doubt, LISS asked, "how do you want me to help you?"


    "I want to see the fat man now, and I have to give him one of this medicine. You can do it."


    Liz pondered for a moment. Suddenly jumped in front of the crowd, danced and said, "Hey, don''t tell me. After taking this medicine, the waist is not sour and the legs are not painful. It''s easy to go up the fifth floor in one breath!" Is there a fifth floor in Qin Dynasty?


    People looked at the crazy liss and looked at each other. Someone whispered, "are you crazy?"


    At this time, LISS rolled his sleeve on his shoulder and walked around the circle twice with his arm. Hugging Fist: "Dear folks, when you first arrive at your treasure land, you hold a money field for those who have money, and others hold a personal field..."


    When he passed me, I whispered, "it''s a little too much. Remember that you''re taking fairy medicine, not just chicken blood."


    LISS was stunned for a moment, quickly calmed down, broke one foot into his arms, raised one hand to the sky and did a yoga movement. He said deeply, "after taking this medicine, I feel balance from inside to outside -"


    An old doctor poked his head out from behind the guard and asked, "Li Keqing, are you okay?"


    LISS said, "I''m fine. I''ve never been better."


    The old doctor said again, "what does it feel like to finish the medicine?"


    Liz: "who eats knows."


    Seeing that LISS was really all right after taking the medicine, and his eyes were shining, the eldest husband shouted: "the salary of the king of the same food, I think we should not only let Li Keqing take risks to test the medicine, but try it together."


    A group of old men stared at the medicine in my hand and were eager to try: "well, you''re right."


    Li Si stood in front of me, waved his hand and said, "don''t try. I think it''s a fairy medicine."


    I shouted, "then they have to try."


    Yigan Minister: "that''s bad!"


    Not fooled.


    In the midst of this chaos, the eunuch issued a decree: "the king has an order to present the medicine giver to the audience."


    I was about to go inside, but I ran into two coquettish eunuchs and said in a shrill voice, "you need to search before entering the hall."


    I stepped back and said, "someone has searched it." These are two middle-aged eunuchs with loose skin and sharp fingers. They want to be touched by such people. I''d rather get back in the car and get dumped with shit.


    One of the eunuchs giggled and said, "we can trust that men are clumsy at work. However, if you still hide any sharp weapons?"


    I shook my goose bumps and said, "it''s really gone. My last sharp weapon can only hurt women."


    The eunuch suddenly covered his face with his hands and said shyly, "you are so bad."


    Shit, I can''t hurt you again!


    At this time, someone shouted: "the king''s decree, the medicine giver can avoid body search and go to the temple quickly."


    I hurried around the two eunuchs and walked inside quickly. The fat man''s office is very wide, at least as high as the badminton hall. Standing here, I can''t see the appearance of the people opposite. On both sides, there are 12 copper pillars like rafters. The whole hall is magnificent and rough, and the people standing in the hall are as humble as paper paste. I looked left and right as I walked. Liz would not be careless at all and whispered, "bow your head!"


    I kept walking with my head down and looked at the ankles of countless people before I came to the throne. LISS gave me another hand. I stood beside him and stopped for a while. The eunuch asked angrily, "Li Keqing. The king asked you how you feel after taking this medicine?"


    LISS hurried forward and said respectfully, "I only feel refreshed and as light as a swallow." Finally, he added an exclamation "ah -"


    I couldn''t help but burst out. LISS stretched out a hand behind me and shook it at me, indicating that I was serious. In fact, his move was very not serious, but as a modern man, he had a lot of courage, and he wouldn''t dare to be scared to death before.


    It was silent again for a while, and the eunuch said, "Your Majesty''s order. Show me the medicine." A figure came up to me with a plate and waited for me to put the medicine on it.


    At this moment, I was afraid of complications. I raised my head regardless of anything and said, "I have to personally present this medicine to the king..." above, fat Ying sat in the middle with an expressionless face. He looked very dignified by the dark atmosphere in the hall. When he saw me raise my head, his mouth moved. The eunuch beside him snapped, "bold!"


    What I was most worried about happened. Dog day to win fat man is really the front and back of people. How kind he was when I was there. Once he became king of Qin again, he immediately became a big tail wolf. He didn''t even bother to tell me himself.


    I was afraid that the fat man would shoot me on the wall again and hurriedly said, "King Mingjian, this medicine will lose its drug effect as soon as it leaves my hand. Xiaoqiang''s boxing heart can be shown." Then I thought of two flattering sutras temporarily and said loudly, "Your Majesty the first emperor has been civilized by ordinary people and has unified the Jianghu for thousands of years..."


    These words were half understood, but they caught the fat man''s comfort. He scratched his head and said in person: "who is the first emperor?"


    Hearing this tone, I was almost so kind that I wanted to shed tears. I said positively, "your majesty will certainly cover the three emperors and five emperors in the future. You should be collectively called the emperor. Because you are the first, you should be called the first emperor."


    As soon as the next minister heard my words, he immediately had a hunch that I would be prosperous in the future and worked hard to answer: "well, that''s reasonable!"


    Qin Shihuang was very happy and said with a smile, "the society (said) is very good. Come on, you come up."


    Li Si and I made a victory gesture to each other, and took an arrow to the rostrum... Er, in front of the throne, we pestled a piece of temptation grass in front of Qin Shihuang and said, "please, king!"


    Seeing that I was so positive, Qin Shihuang hesitated. He looked at LISS below first, Muttered: "this joy (Medicine)..." before he finished, he smelled the faint aroma emitted by the temptation grass. The word temptation grass was originally based on this aroma. It had the effect of temptation and confusion. The fat man couldn''t help but take a piece of it and put it into his mouth


    I was so determined that I couldn''t help but relax, put an arm on Qin Shihuang''s table and asked with a smile, "brother Ying, do you remember me?"


    The people below couldn''t hear what I was saying, but the eunuch around Qin Shihuang heard it clearly. Before the fat man could speak, he said bluntly: "how brave, get down!"


    Qin Shihuang also slapped the table and shouted, "Ha Qi (down)!"


    The eunuch shouted at me, "do you hear me, go down!"


    Qin Shihuang turned his head and stared at him: "hungry (I) society (said) dripping silk greasy (it''s you)!"