Liu Laoliu said, "theoretically, it''s OK, but I advise you not to take the risk. There are still times when the sealed cans are broken. Besides, the oxygen will be limited after the car is sealed. I don''t know how many people you have enough oxygen in your car and how long it will last."
He Tiandou said, "and I think you''d better not make trouble for yourself. Although the dynasties and dynasties are parallel residents after the human world axis is down, they don''t seem to be suitable to visit each other. Your duty now is to ensure that these residents are safe at home. Who is responsible for the dispute caused by Zhang San to Li Si''s family?"
I immediately realized: "if the human world axis is like a community, the heavenly way is the director of the Public Security Bureau, you two are the director of the police station, and I am the child police. The residents in the community are safe. After 2007, everyone will reward them for their achievements. If something goes wrong during the period, even your director will bring me to the end."
Liu Laoliu and he Tiandou said with a smile, "Xiaoqiang really understands people."
I was depressed and said, "but now 2007 has passed. When will it start?"
He Tiandou said: "in a short time, it''s really not good to wait until the heavenly way is completely calm. You can only wait until you die. Then you will take office as a new heavenly official, and the heavenly way will calm down automatically."
I was speechless for a long time and asked, "what is my life expectancy? I have to calculate how old my son was the year I died."
Liu Laoliu said, "it''s not necessarily. If you cause a great disaster because of your work mistakes, you and us may be wiped out tomorrow. Now the way of heaven is chaotic. We can''t predict many things before. Everything is full of variables."
I rolled my eyes and said, "so if I can''t think of running a long distance in an old car, I have to wait until the chief''s anger subsides or hang up directly that day?"
Liu Laoliu said with his back: "let''s go quickly. Don''t think about how to please the top. We should take a responsible attitude towards the residents of the community. We should not only deal with the contradictions, but also settle their future life."
I took an apple in my mouth and watched two old gods waving behind my car. I wanted to hang up and roll over. I just had this idea. I saw two old guys dodging from left to right
I began to concentrate on driving, quickly enter the timeline, and think while driving.
I''m not going back to Xiang Yu. The person I''m going to see this time is an emperor and a tyrant. Although he is a fat man who only knows how to play video games and do no harm to people all day, people will change. Not to mention the emperor, even if a section chief is in office and not in office, he is completely different, and - to be honest, I don''t know whether Qin Shihuang can recognize our friendship even when his medicine is stable. He was an emperor in the Qin Dynasty. What he needs is the decision to kill and the ambition to hide in the universe. That is to say, the only chip I have to find him is our friendship. In case the fat man turns over, let alone two fools can''t save him, even I have to get in. In fact, I can see it. I went back to find them. They may not have much energy to accompany me or take me as the center. They are all people with careers and are more important than me
Another important and realistic question is how can I get close to them? When looking for Xiang Yu, there was another Liu Bang who was his ally at that time. He was not so lucky to be close to Qin Shihuang. He couldn''t use face changing gum and copying biscuits. I don''t think anyone could really defeat the king''s court under the protection of the most powerful army of the state of Qin in the seven countries by one person.
As I racked my brains, I picked up the apple I had just bitten and ate it again. However, I found that the apple was getting more and more sour. Looking down, it took only more than 3 hours. The apple had completely changed. It was still red when it was taken to the ground. Now it has become a green look that hasn''t been cooked. It seems that Liu Laoliu''s sealing technique really works. If it had been lost before. It''s just sealed. It''s just not very dense. The new things in the car are still weakly affected.
as time goes on. I''m getting closer to the Qin Dynasty, but I''m still at a loss. I thought it would be difficult to find Jing Ke first. First of all, he won''t go to the state of Qin alone. I don''t know where he lives. If I go to the state of Yan to find him, I have to meet Prince Edward first. It''s as complicated as meeting the first emperor of Qin. Moreover, I don''t have enough gasoline.
Seeing that the pointer has slowly coincided with the mark he Tiandou made for me, I simply made up my mind. I didn''t leave the car until I thought of it.
When the car stopped, it suddenly opened up in front of me. In front of me was a majestic Pavilion dark black hall. From the rearview mirror of my car, I could see the obvious palace wall surrounded. My car butt was facing two huge city wall doors. Outside the city gate, there was still a wide slate square and endless city wall. I looked left and right inexplicably, I saw two rows of fully armed Qin soldiers walking by with Long Ge. Originally, I was only less than 20 meters away from them, and there was no shelter on the empty terrain. Maybe I was used to looking straight at them. They still didn''t see me. I was ignored by them like the furnishings in front of the palace, It was not until the last young man who was walking in the last patrol team inadvertently glanced at me that the situation changed. The little young man "Oh" jumped up in the orderly team like a ghost. At the same time, the cat tilted the Long Ge at my car. The Guard commander walking in the head was about to scold him and suddenly saw me, Surprised, he pulled out his iron sword and shouted, "what?" But a little stunned, he immediately shouted, "protect the king!"
The whole square was suddenly in an uproar. The two guards pointed the spear at me together. Some people ran to the back of the hall and sounded the tongduo. In an instant, like stabbing a hornet''s nest, thousands of Qin soldiers were killed from all directions. Their costumes were very familiar. They had seen them when they fought with Xiang Yu, but their configuration seemed higher.
At this time, a guy with a helmet tassel and a cloak turned out of the crowd. He looked at my car and shouted, "close the city gate and don''t let the monster run away!"
In fact, he didn''t have to shout. The city gate behind me was closing slowly, corresponding from a distance. The gates of the outer city were also closed, and the well-equipped Qin soldiers were lined up in large square formations with their faces facing out to prevent the enemy from attacking from outside. In the inner city, about 5000 people surrounded me in five minutes. I saw clearly that they were holding Qin crossbows that made the Xiongnu talk. They were too afraid to look at them. They were stretched squeaky towards my car. It is said that this thing is less powerful than a pistol
Well, after watching it for a while, I''m relieved. I don''t have to worry about how to see Qin Shihuang. From this posture, if I guess correctly, I''ll park my car directly in the fat man''s yard - the king''s palace of Qin is in front of me.
The guy with ears on his head - usually such officials, held up his sword and shouted to me, "where''s the monster, leave quickly!"
I waved my hands in the car. But it may be the reflection of the glass, or it may be because the appearance of the car attracted their attention too much. The general didn''t see me. When several guard commanders asked for instructions, the general suddenly split the sword in his hand: "kill!"
"Hum -" the ground. Thousands of crossbows and arrows shot at me face-to-face. Their eyes were full of shiny arrow clusters and blackened arrow shafts. They crackled for a while, and there was no one in front of them. I opened the wiper and continued to wave my hand
But now the other party can''t see me. I heard a small head angrily say to the general, "general, look, the monster winks at us!"
The general said, "this is naked contempt."
The little head said, "I suggest that our a-ugly team charge and launch a hand-to-hand fight against the monster!"
The general nodded approvingly and said, "I will remember your loyalty to the king. Go!"
Then the little leader led more than a dozen people of his first ugly team to rush towards me with spears and iron swords, after a round of shooting just now. I had full confidence in the hardness of my car, so I let them stab and chop outside. I was busy with my own. I took away the small fan, tested the heat of the engine, and then tried to make a fire. The car suddenly hummed, which startled the people of the first clown team. They jumped a few steps together. They shouted, "someone, there''s another person in the monster''s belly!" I don''t know who shouted, "it''s not a man. It''s a monster!"
Xiaotoumu fled with more than a dozen disabled soldiers, ran to the general and wiped his sweat: "general, the monster''s skin is very strong, and there is a monster in his stomach. What shall we do?"
The general said, "it''s important to protect the king''s safety. Whoever has a way to drive away the monster, I will report to the king for a reward."
A group of small soldiers around him immediately said, "burn the general with fire", "flood with water, this monster is invulnerable and must be afraid of water", "I heard the old man at home say that to deal with monsters, we should pour dog blood", "pour it with dung, I don''t believe it is not afraid"
Who are the people under fat Ying? I''m trying to get out of here. I''m not afraid of others. You say they really want to throw dung on my car. Who can stand the yellow, scorched and smelly place?
At this time, someone said, "I think the monster''s mana is really powerful. Let''s not worry about it first. I see it doesn''t seem to have the intention to stay for a long time. Why don''t we open the gate and let it go."
The general thought for a moment and said, "well, that''s it. Come on, open the gate." He said, "we let it go not because we are afraid of it, but because it is not necessarily a auspicious beast."
People nearby said, "yes."
So the city gate opened slowly again. All the younger brothers of Qin Shihuang let me go. They were so eager for me to go. I was also very worried. Liu Laoliu, an old liar, didn''t work at all. The machine still couldn''t start. I looked outside while lighting a fire, and people outside stood far away and looked at me. Just let me look at you, look at me, big eyes and small eyes, The atmosphere was at an impasse.
Finally, I had no choice but to give up and shake hands with the people outside. Captain Jiachou was brave and took a few steps to say to the general, "the monster seems to have something to say to us."
I opened a small crack in the window and shouted, "I''m not a monster."
The captain was surprised and said, "if you can speak human words, what are you?"
"... I''m human. I want to see Ying... I want to see your king."
The captain turned back and said, "general, he said he wanted to see the king."
The general simply said, "yes!"
I was overjoyed. As soon as I wanted to get out of the car, I heard the general categorically, fiercely and faithfully: "unless he steps on our body!"
Mother, it''s lucky that you told the truth earlier, or I would have been taken advantage of by you. I quickly pulled the door and looked at the living terracotta warriors and horses full of holes. I was forced to say in a hurry: "I''m here to give your king the elixir of immortality --"