I stood at the door and said, "you two are going outside." If these two people want to work, can''t the ball lightning fly like a fly?


    But neither of them was in the mood to joke with me or ignore my stubble. Liu Laoliu solemnly entered the room, picked up the cigarette box on the table, took out a cigarette and held it in his mouth. He Tiandou sat opposite him without saying a word.


    I came back and wanted to take a cigarette. Liu Laoliu said seriously, "the last one."


    I was speechless. I saw one pinned to his ear


    I sat bored on the sofa, crossed my legs and said, "tell me, how did you two get together?"


    The two men looked at each other. He Tiandou nodded slightly to Liu Laoliu, indicating that he should speak for himself first.


    He Tiandou said positively, "we don''t have much time. Our relationship is not the most important. Let''s talk about me first. Xiaoqiang, do you know who I am?"


    I said, "I only know you were an immortal."


    He Tiandou said with a faint smile: "I''ve not only been an immortal, but also at a high level. I''m the only immortal who can be compared with the whole heaven. I''m not only connected with the power organs, but also relatively independent. How can I tell you..."


    I prompted him: "equivalent to deputies to the National People''s Congress?"


    He Tiandou said with a smile, "it''s a little interesting."


    I said, "what''s the matter with you two?"


    He Tiandou said, "although the time is tight, I still have to explain the causes and consequences to you -" speaking of he Tiandou, he suddenly asked me a very strange question, "before you knew us, did you believe that there were immortals in this world?"


    I simply said, "I don''t believe it."


    He Tiandou said, "if you don''t believe it, in a sense, there are no immortals in this world and there should be no immortals."


    "What do you mean?"


    "In your eyes, God seems to be superior and can dominate everything. In fact, it is not. Heaven and the world are like two countries. There will be a little necessary connection, but each has its own way in essence. Gods do have high magic power and they do have the capital to do whatever they want in the world, but heaven and I will not allow such things to happen, including those who want to do good things Not even the immortal who left his name. Whatever the purpose, it is a taboo thing for immortals to come to earth. "


    I said stupidly, "why is this?"


    Liu Laoliu said: "Have you ever thought that if immortals can come down to earth at will, although some gods come with the purpose of justice and eliminating the strong and supporting the weak, they can''t help but indulge in enjoyment. In the world, they can turn their hands over for the clouds and cover their hands for the rain. It''s very convenient for them to be emperors, and it''s really an eternal imperial industry. Even if they are cruel and immoral, no one can If you can resist, hundreds of thousands of troops are just a matter of blowing and coughing for an immortal with normal mana - of course, most of our immortals are of high quality and can''t do such things, but I''m sure... "


    I shouted, "you have a Mao quality - give me the cigarette in your ear first."


    ... I light the last cigarette. He said to he Tiandou, "what do you mean by going on?"


    He Tiandou Road: "Liu Laoliu''s meaning is: it''s not enough to rely on self-consciousness to keep immortals from coming down to earth. Therefore, the heaven has put a strong seal on the entrance to the world. Moreover, it is expressly stipulated that those who need to go down to the world under special circumstances must be reviewed by 69 government departments, and 13 officials or even more people have interviews. Finally, the most important one is: no mana can be used after the world, of course , the immortal in the lower world will not have much mana to use. We will take all his mana away. And a lot of checks. "


    I said impatiently, "what''s the use of your wordy telling me so much?"


    "To say so much is to let you understand that heaven and man are two completely independent worlds. There should never be contact. No one can harass anyone. Immortals are not omnipotent." Speaking of this, he Tiandou suddenly became very solemn. He said in an aggravating tone, "because above the human world and the heaven world, there is another power called the way of heaven!"


    I quickly sat down and said, "ah. I''m interested in this. Finally, I don''t have to listen to you anymore."


    He Tiandou ignored me. He continued: "the way of heaven is the same to us as immortals and people. It seems to have no ability. It is superior to us, but it is relatively undisturbed with us. The role of the way of heaven is to supervise the balance between heaven and man. As long as there is a lower world of immortals, the way of heaven will wake up. As soon as immortals commit disobedient crimes, the way of heaven will punish the whole world of heaven!"


    I said excitedly, "brother Dao is a good man! What did you and Liu Laoliu run down to do?"


    He Tiandou said with a wry smile, "it''s time to say that it''s back to me. My specific identity is the immortal in charge of the human axis. I don''t belong to any department of Tianting."


    I knew the point and asked, "what is the human axis?"


    "The human axis is actually every move in the world, ranging from the change of dynasties to the joys and sorrows of every people. The immortal in charge of the human axis is called a heavenly official. He cannot be appointed or elected by others, but found from the gods according to some instructions of the way of heaven..."


    I said, "I see. Comparing the heaven to the earth, you are equivalent to the clergy of the heaven - Niu B ah, God in God, how old are you!"


    He Tiandou couldn''t cry and smile and said, "I''m a God who doesn''t have any real power, but my status is really high, so I say I can be compared with the whole heaven, that is, the heaven government."


    "Well, it''s equivalent to the Pope and the king. What do you do to the human axis every day?" I suddenly got cold when I thought of this. As he Tiandou said, can I see it when I make out with steamed stuffed bun? Oh, this thing is a necessary magic weapon for voyeurism!


    Even if he Tiandou didn''t read my mind, he probably guessed the dirty idea in my heart, He stared at me and said: "I don''t watch it every day, just occasionally. The main purpose of doing so is to understand and supervise whether there are any immortals who secretly descend to the earth. Before we touch the heaven, we will send someone to catch him like a smuggler. However, under such strict measures, this has never happened once. Therefore, I am a very idle official this day."


    I asked, "what is the human axis like?"


    "Like a ruler, there are scales on it. Each scale represents a dynasty and a period of history."


    "Well, then?"


    He Tiandou sighed a long sigh: "then something happened." Liu Laoliu also showed a complicated look and sighed.


    I was busy making a cup of tea and eating melon seeds. I liked to listen to the suffering history of others, especially Liu Laoliu and he Tiandou.


    He Tiandou said, "you know, the human axis is placed there. It''s like a vertical test tube. The long section at the top is the savage period of mankind. It has an accurate scale since the two emperors of Yan and Huang, and then it comes down for a time. In Xia, Shang, Zhou, Qin and Han Dynasties, there are not only one human axis, but countless. I shouldn''t have knocked down the first one..."


    "Ah?" Although it doesn''t seem to matter at present, I also know the seriousness of this matter. That human axis is the only thing in heaven that can be called a treasure! And the baby is still at stake with the gods!


    "What happened in the end?"


    He Tiandou said: "the human world axis is not just a tool to reflect the human world. In fact, it is the epitome and source of the human world. Once the human world axis fell, I was worried that the human world would be chaotic and changed. Fortunately, there was no change in history, and mankind was in peace."


    I breathed a sigh of relief.


    "But -" he Tiandou raised my voice again: "just because of this, Tianting decided to cancel my qualification as a heavenly official. It was my unintentional loss to touch the axis of the human world. Moreover, there was no change in the human world. I argued with reason, and they finally united to beat me down by force."


    I poked Liu Laoliu: "did you do it?"


    He Tiandou said angrily: "In this way, I was beaten down, but my ability was not as small as they thought. After all, in the heaven, I represented the way of heaven. In addition, because I was idle at work, I often sat on the Naihe bridge and chatted with Meng Po. I didn''t rub her soup less. I had resistance for a long time. Later, they forced me to drink Meng Po soup and beat the world. I was not only the original God, but also my memory remained So there was he Tiandou. "


    I said, "sure enough, pig Bajie should sympathize with you."


    "All these things happened. I wanted to revenge the heaven. But my remaining mana was not enough to arouse the heaven, and at this time, the king of hell just made a mistake in the life and death book. I immediately knew what to do. I would make full use of this opportunity!"


    I couldn''t help but say, "but how can you use it? The four heavenly kings you raised have no magic power. They can''t give any pressure to the heaven except against me."


    He Tiandou smiled mysteriously: "that''s what you don''t know. The retribution of heaven caused by mana can only be regarded as pediatrics. What can cause the destruction of heaven is to change the history and the environment! Once this happens, those guys in heaven must be severely punished."


    I didn''t understand, so I asked, "according to your expectation, has the environment changed now?"


    He Tiandou shook his head and said, "No."


    I scolded, "without a fart, would the Mafia find me without you?"


    He Tiandou Road: "That''s not a big environment, let alone a change in history. When the human world axis fell, of course, things in the world could not really change at all, but it''s just more or less opportunities for individuals. There is no distortion in history. It''s wrong for the heaven to blame me. In fact, I want to prove to them that the human world axis can''t represent one Cut, I can''t change the environment with such exaggeration. The human axis is only slightly touched. How can something happen? "


    I said, "now that you''ve done it, what else do you want? Do you expect them to invite you back?"


    He Tiandou was suddenly depressed and said, "no, I didn''t do it."


    I wonder: "what?"


    Liu Laoliu said suddenly, "Jing Ke is gone."


    When I was shocked, I stood up and shouted, "what do you mean, what is missing? Shouldn''t he be reincarnated again?"


    Liu Laoliu said with a wry smile, "in fact, we can''t say he''s gone. Strictly speaking, he should have gone back."


    "Where have you been?" I asked aloud.


    "Back to the Qin Dynasty, back before he assassinated Qin Shihuang, he was not reborn into a child. He became Jing Ke again!"


    For a moment, I didn''t know whether it was surprise or joy. I stayed for a long time before I said, "how could this happen?"


    He Tiandou said: "listen to me slowly. When Tianting attacked me, Tiandao was actually touched. Then I went down to earth to fight against Tianting, which has triggered the cycle of Tiandao. Until Jingke died a few days ago, there was a natural disaster - Xiaoqiang, we were punished by heaven!"


    I laughed: "yes! But you still didn''t tell me where Jing Ke is?"


    He Tiandou Road: "I don''t mean being attacked by the Mafia, but Jing Ke''s return to the Qin Dynasty. If it''s a small matter for me to restore the four heavenly kings against you, it really shouldn''t attract the Mafia. Do you remember that Jing Ke didn''t leave until the day when he should go? He was attacked and killed by Mafia members. Your customers were fooled Wrong life and death book. It''s nothing. After all, it''s still within the tolerable range, and Tianting has made compensation, but they died again because of the Mafia I got, which finally angered Tiandao. Now it has been fully launched. Jing Ke was sent directly back to the Qin Dynasty without passing through the Yin division after his death... "


    I raised my arms and shouted, "long live brother Tao!"


    He Tiandou said bitterly, "Xiaoqiang, don''t be happy too early. Jing Ke has gone back. But he doesn''t remember everything here, and we are all among the punishment objects of the cycle of heaven."


    I was stunned: "it''s none of my business?"


    He Tiandou snorted, "don''t you think about how Jing Ke can go back? He can''t climb out of his grave. Once he goes back, he is still the assassin, so it''s not just him, Qin Shihuang, Xiang Yu and Liu Bang. All your customers are back to their own dynasties."


    I was stunned and said, "you mean Ke Zi can''t remember anything after he goes back, and he still has to stab the fat man?"


    He Tiandou smiled bitterly and said, "yes, Xiang Yu and Liu Bang continued to fight between Chu and Han in their own time."


    When I heard this, I was very upset. It took me a long time to say, "well, at least I''m more comfortable than I know they''re dead."


    He Tiandou finally said: "It''s not as simple as you think. They were sent back by the way of heaven. Everything will start again. Everything that caused history in the past must have been reset to zero, that is to say, Jing Ke''s assassination of the king of Qin may not be successful this time; Liu Bang and Xiang Yu may have won the world... But Jing Ke''s successful assassination of Qin, spanning from 2007 to the Qin Dynasty, is not a change Changing the environment or history, a change in the human axis structure caused by my initial dereliction of duty, at that moment... "


    I said nervously, "what will happen to us?"


    "We will be wiped out by the way of heaven. From God to man, from heaven to man, mankind will start a new era at random from BC to 2007."


    I was cold from head to foot, or asked, "why from BC to 2007?"


    "Because it''s just that I knocked down all the scales on the human axis, and because - you!"


    "Me?"


    "Yes, after I was knocked down, according to the instructions of the heaven, a new heaven official has emerged, that is you, the God in charge of the axis of the human world, Xiaoqiang. On the first day of the new heaven official''s appointment, the heaven will return to peace."


    I said with a smile: "it sounds very powerful, but I know it''s no good. Now continue to talk about our business. According to you, Ke Zi will not succeed when he goes back to assassinate Qin. What if we don''t care about him?"


    He Tiandou said calmly, "what if you want to succeed? Don''t forget how many contingencies there are in history. At that time, what if Qin Wuyang became powerful? What if Zhao Gao, who reminded Qin Shihuang to draw his sword, suddenly forgot what he should have said? A slight mistake will lead us to lose everything."


    I spread my hand and said, "what should I do?"


    He Tiandou gritted his teeth and said, "go and stop him!"


    I said with a smile, "is there a bus to the Qin Dynasty?"


    Liu Laoliu suddenly said, "you can drive by yourself. Have you forgotten your salary?"


    Me: "


    Liu Laoliu said: "This is no longer a matter of one or two people or simply the human world and heaven, but that of all of us. As early as the way of heaven was angered, we wanted to get back to old He Zhong. Now, we have no choice. If we don''t cooperate, we have to finish it all. So he will tell you some matters needing attention from heavenly officials, and our heavenly court will try our best to help you After completing the task, your car is already very strong. As long as I add another acceleration to it, you can return to the Qin Dynasty. "


    I chuckled: "relativity? Beyond the speed of light?"


    "Almost. What do you care about it? Anyway, the things I gave you can take you to the Qin Dynasty, but you have to drive it yourself. Why will I tell you the specific operation method later?"


    He Tiandou nodded: "These are small things that can be discussed later. You have to understand that only you can save the world now. You have been registered as a God but have no divine power. You are the most suitable person to do this job. In addition, you have to understand what you should do every time. This time, you should stop Jing Ke from assassinating Qin. Next time, maybe you should stop Xiang Yu from killing Liu Bang at the Hongmen banquet. Don''t forget you Customers have returned to their original position. "


    I''m like a monkey listening to God''s book. It''s none of my business, because I really don''t believe I have to do all these things


    "Finally, Xiaoqiang, you should thank me. If I hadn''t knocked down the human axis, you would have a headache."


    "What does that say?"


    "It''s very simple. Before the fall, the human axis was vertical, that is to say, everyone and each dynasty had a causal relationship. Take what you want to do. If you stop Jing Ke from assassinating Qin by other means and Zhao Gao can''t stand out, it won''t work. Zhao Gao can''t use it again. There won''t be so many things in the future. The Qin Dynasty may not have only a few decades in the world.


    "But now, after the human axis is down, all dynasties are parallel. After there is no causality, it means that you just need to prevent major historical events from changing. As for the connection points and relevant characters in these events, you can ignore them."


    I listened to him more and more seriously. I couldn''t help jumping up and said, "it''s not true, boss. Take Kezi as an example. How can I stop him? Do you think I''m his opponent?"


    He Tiandou smiled and said, "will he have the heart to do it to you?"


    "... didn''t you say he didn''t remember me?"


    "He really doesn''t remember you, but did you forget? He died again before he returned to the Qin Dynasty. Jing Ke was still Jing Ke in his previous life. Although he didn''t report to the underground government, he drank the bowl of Mengpo soup unconsciously. The same is true for other people, that is to say... They spent their last life with you. The final conclusion is: as long as they ate me The blue medicine will think of you, their closest brother! "


    This time, my heart was completely moved. I went back to the Qin Dynasty to find Er silly and fat people and told them not to kill each other. Others may not be able to do it, but I seem to be a little sure.


    Just


    "Do you have any medicine?"


    He Tiandou took out a blue medicine from his pocket: "there''s only the last one left."


    I said with a overcast face, "don''t fucking help Zhang Xiaohua make gimmicks. Who do you want me to give a medicine to a fool or a fat man?"


    He Tiandou quickly smiled and said, "this time, we will have thousands of them in the future."


    "Don''t lie to me!"


    My predecessor, who was cool in tea, didn''t care about my attitude at all. He put his arm around my shoulder and pushed me to the window. Suddenly he pointed to the lawn in front of he Tiandou''s door: "look carefully under each grass."


    I stared and saw that there seemed to be a blue bud under each grass on the lawn. It was really thousands of temptation grass


    "Do I really have to go?"


    "Oh, the heavenly official also let you be, the blue medicine also gave you, and the severity of the heavenly way cycle also told you. It can be seen that this is God''s arrangement."


    "You two old gods, don''t shake me -"


    "God''s arrangement is not enough for you to fart?"