So I talked with many people about how to spend this year. The unanimous conclusion is: how to live lively? Even Yan Jingsheng, who has always been low-key, thinks so. I was deeply impressed by what he said inadvertently. He said that this is the first year that those people spent here, but it is the last year of their life, so we must be grand.


    Early in the morning, I brought steamed stuffed buns and Li Shishi Liu Bang to Yucai. There were red lanterns and Spring Festival couplets everywhere on the campus. The children were chasing and playing with firecrackers in their pockets. No matter how great talents they would be in the future, they were still children after all. The oldest was no more than 14 or 15 years old. Besides local students, Most of them came from poor families, and most of them could not go home for the new year, but this was also their first new year with new clothes and firecrackers.


    Xu Delong led a team of soldiers to patrol the campus, mainly for fear of causing a fire. Today, all 300 soldiers have arrived. Some soldiers who have already made great achievements have donated all their property to Yucai. Strictly speaking, they are also the shareholders of the school.


    Duan Tianlang and Duan Tianbao had planned to take their disciples back to their hometown for the new year, but they finally decided to stay. Cheng Fengshou wanted to accompany the hundreds of children who followed him. Duan Tianlang and Duan Tianbao discussed that there were no relatives back home anyway. It''s better to have an atmosphere in school. Tong Yuan, not to mention, carried forward the glory of marrying chickens and dogs in China, and has regarded Yucai as her own home. This new year, she plans to take her parents and meet Fang Zhenjiang''s parents. I really didn''t expect that our tiger fighting hero can''t avoid this step in the end. It''s funny to think that Wu Song, a hero, went to visit his father-in-law with a few bottles of wine. In Wu Sangui''s words, sad, sad


    However, it is said that master Tong is also a martial arts addict. Fang Zhenjiang is lucky. Unlike me, he can''t do math. He also shares an accounting father-in-law, and our second brother next door is even more hung up. When I first fell in love with my second sister-in-law, I was crazy about Shanghai Shenhua. As a result, his father-in-law was a dead fan of Bayi. My second sister-in-law was very nervous when playing a league in China. They almost failed because of this. In the past two years, they didn''t watch football. The old man changed to Beijing opera, and my second brother was crazy about opera. He had to listen to it at least twice a week. And I had to bring my second sister-in-law. I thought it was harmonious. As a result, my second sister-in-law had a heart attack in less than half a year.


    The local teachers, including the four heavenly kings and Fang La. It''s agreed to celebrate the new year at school. With such a big school and so many employees, I was still worried about who to call and who not to call and how to pile up. Later, I suddenly found that it is very difficult to pick up customers from ordinary people or ordinary people from customers. Fortunately, if I don''t go home on this new year''s Eve, I won''t bother this brain except that the customers are some well-known people, but generally speaking, the nature of this dinner is also defined in the internal gathering of our customers.


    Then there is the place of the party. It must not work when the place is small. There is no atmosphere in the canteen. Because we have an art show in addition to dinner. The auditorium was too serious. Finally, Genghis Khan suggested that we might as well have a bonfire party on the grass. His idea aroused everyone''s interest as soon as he put forward it. Many people immediately started to collect grills and firewood, so I set the place on the lawn of the old campus and set up a large stage of 10 meters square in front. I bought 50 sheep from the villagers for preparation. The wine was pulled from Duxing''s workshop by carts. Song Qing and Xiao Liuzi are also helping.


    The new year is the most important festival for Chinese people. In recent days, the blessing messages on their heads are flying like headless flies on everyone''s mobile phones. I''m especially busy. In addition to the talent training staff and some customers, a lot of friends such as tiger, er Pang and Jiang Menshen also sent a lot.


    Many people sent gifts, and Chen Kejiao sent eternal... Vases. This girl seems to love giving vases. Mr. Gu gave a big red envelope to all the staff of Yucai. It was just a matter of face. In fact, he prepared rich gifts for my customers. Since the old man knew the inside story, he often wandered around Yucai. Although the old man was full of style in front of ordinary people, his thought was still relatively traditional. He always felt that he was a junior in front of these people, It''s kind of flattering.


    Jin Shaoyan is more straightforward. No matter employees or students, there is one educator, and the tickets are real!


    As for the children''s candy and firecrackers, this is what steamed stuffed bun thought. After all, I can''t compare with the loser of the Jin family and Lao Gu in terms of money. There is only so much I can do, but the children seem to be more interested in these things. Now the children especially like steamed stuffed bun and call her Mrs. Bao, Liu Bang keeps saying that steamed stuffed bun is better than his grandson Liu Bei of unknown generations in inviting people. In fact, it is not inviting people. This is a childhood shadow. When steamed stuffed bun was a child, she envied those little boys for setting off firecrackers when it came to the new year, and the old accountant didn''t buy it for her. When she made money, she bought a lot of firecrackers every year, Even this time she let a lot of what I bought for the children go


    After 7 p.m., people began to get together slowly. In less than half an hour, dozens of grills were surrounded by people. Heroes, 300, writers, painters and doctors arrived, as well as the emperors, Li Shimin, who squeezed Zhu Yuanzhang out early on on the pretext that he was the youngest and occupied the grill closest to the stage.


    Several tables were set under the stage for Yan Jingsheng and me. I saw that the mutton and wine were in place. The time was just right, so I signaled that tonight''s host show could begin.


    XiuXiu stared at the bottom and asked me in a low voice, "what''s the name for a while?"


    I looked along her eyes. It turned out that Cheng Fengshou and Duan Sirius were here, and there were a gang of ruffian chefs from xiaoliuzi. It was different from the meeting. The meeting could also find an excuse to spend these non customers. It wouldn''t make sense if you didn''t take others to dinner. Besides, these people shouldn''t have attended the local meeting, and they didn''t attend less. Last time, Lao Si smashed Lei went together. What else can I say?


    I told XiuXiu, "it''s all right. What should I say?"


    XiuXiu pulled another host, Mao Sui, onto the stage. Mao Sui looked ahead and was full of energy. Lang said, "friends, on this Spring Festival, the majority of talent cultivation colleagues gathered together..." XiuXiu seemed a little nervous. After all, there are all celebrities from all ages below. She is not a professional host. In a hurry, she said in English: "lady sandenteman, this time..." I shouted, "no translation, our party is not going to be broadcast on CCTV-4 for the time being."


    XiuXiu blushed, but also relaxed a lot. At this time, Mao Sui had said, "among us, there are..." XiuXiu hurried to pull him, and Mao Sui understood. He hurriedly turned and said, "next, let''s invite President Xiao to speak to you." Yan Jingsheng next to me rarely smiled boldly and said, "just call him Xiaoqiang. What''s your name, principal Xiao?"


    I stood up with a sad face and said, "Why are you talking again? Can''t you do it?"


    Everyone laughed: "say two words, say two words."


    I stood up and said, "what can I say to make you feel happy? Most of you here don''t expect a salary rise. You don''t want to evaluate professional titles. Besides, you are richer than me, and several professional titles have come to an end... Anyway, today is a good day - don''t you know how to spend the new year?"


    The crowd laughed, "No."


    I sat down and said, "that''s OK. Let''s celebrate the new year." Originally, I wanted Yan Jingsheng to say a few words. As a result, the boy was dragged down by Xu Delong to eat roast lamb legs. When I looked around again, I saw that they also sat in the nearest pile of people to drink and eat meat. They looked back at me and laughed. I kicked the table and said angrily, "who the fuck''s idea is to hang me up alone." I turned to Li Shimin and said to them, "Your Majesty, why don''t you sit here? This is the leadership seat."


    Li Shimin said with a smile, "No. It won''t burn."


    I don''t care. I squeeze my ass between them and say, "then I''ll be one with the masses."


    The four emperors said in unison, "who are the masses?"


    I quickly changed my words: "I am, I am, I am with your majesty."


    On the stage, Mao Sui said, "Xiaoqiang''s speech is really concise and comprehensive. Ah, XiuXiu, I ask you, do you know the origin of the Spring Festival?"


    XiuXiu: "then tell us..."


    Zhang Qing shouted below, "don''t do that on TV. Hurry up when there are programs."


    Mao then stared at him. Then he said, "now let''s go to the first program: chorus, hero song. Performer, Liangshan heroes."


    The heroes who had just roasted the meat wondered, "ah, why are we the first?"


    Zhang Qing sighed: "blame me for being talkative. Mao Sui is a boy who takes revenge for public and private affairs."


    The heroes can only put down the wine and meat in their hands and come on stage one after another. I have long been informed about this literary and artistic show. The program is indeed arranged in advance. Moreover, I declare that it is best to perform in reverse. Those who know martial arts can''t simply punch, and those who know literature are not allowed to go up and play anything like writing seal characters with both hands to fool the audience. The heroes perform a chorus, which is barely illegal.


    On this, Hua Rong and Fang Zhenjiang naturally stood in the queue. Tong Yuan looked at them inexplicably and said, "when did they become Liangshan heroes?"


    Dong Ping shouted, "family members also come up, hurry up."


    XiuXiu consciously stood beside Hua Rong. Tong Yuan had to go up dizzy. Baojin took a deep look at Baoyin, patted him on the shoulder and said, "silver, go too."


    Baoyin wondered, "you should go. I''m not one of them."


    The heroes shouted, "come on, your brother is not a group with us."


    Baoyin was rough and bold, and without much thought, he stood by the side of fangzhenjiang. Lu Junyi stood in the front and commanded, shaking his hand: "ready - Qi!"


    The heroes broke their gongs and said, "the river flows eastward -"


    It''s terrible to hear people down there!


    Cheng Fengshou sat with Duan Sirius. Cheng Fengshou muttered, "when did they schedule the program? Why don''t I know?"


    Duan Sirius said expressionless, "as long as we don''t play."


    These words were just heard by Mao Sui. As soon as the heroes howled, Mao Sui immediately jumped up on the stage and said, "let''s invite teacher Cheng and teacher Duan, our two Kung Fu stars to perform. It''s agreed in advance that martial arts are not allowed."


    Duan Sirius was suddenly embarrassed: "I can''t do anything."


    Everyone shouted, "that won''t work. We all have programs."


    Cheng Fengshou smiled, "can you sing? Let''s sing together."


    Duan Sirius grabbed his head and said, "only old songs."


    "Then sing the Pearl Mulang ma."


    Duan Sirius hesitated and said, "is this too high?"


    Cheng Fengshou said confidently, "it''s all right. We practice in one breath and can''t even sing a song?"


    Duan Sirius nodded: "that''s good."


    As a result, as soon as they came on stage, they were nervous and didn''t know what to say. If you let them go to the challenge arena to do who, they would naturally have nothing to say, but when they were run on the stage, they couldn''t help but show their timidity. They turned back and blushed like two primary school students. Finally, XiuXiu gave them the head: "who brought it, the ancient call, ready to sing -"


    So they began to sing along, and the first few sentences were OK. Later, it was obvious that there was an out of tune. I don''t know whether it was Cheng Fengshou or Duan Sirius - they might all have run away. A few sentences before the climax, their emotions were obviously mobilized. His face turned red, his head was raised, and his voice became higher and higher. As a result, when the sentence "Zhumu Langma" came, the green veins on their necks moved, but they didn''t make a sound, like two silent range hoods. You look at me and I look at you. It seems that they are waiting for each other''s rescue. They hung on the stage for a while and went down together with red faces. Duan Sirius knew he had lost someone and complained: "I rap" a little Poplar ". You have to sing so high."


    Then there was no need to force him. Xiao Liu took the cooking masters to sing a pop song. Naturally, the bastards would not hide their singing. If they couldn''t sing, they would howl hard. It was called a heart-rending steamed stuffed bun that didn''t feel much about the noise. If they sang like this, 50 sheep would be saved.


    Then Mao ran excitedly to the stage. Glancing at the watch, he said loudly, "now this time is the beginning of the Spring Festival Gala. Let''s have some wonderful programs."


    I came up to Yan Jingsheng and whispered, "didn''t you invite me to strip?"


    Yan Jingsheng: "


    The heroes were immediately unhappy and shouted, "together, we just had a garbage time?"


    Mao Sui retreated to one side and said on the show: "please enjoy the sketch selling abductions. The performers are Jing Ke, Li Shishi and Liu Bang."


    Next, there was a burst of applause. Er silly and Mr. Li walked onto the stage and sat on a bench. Liu Bang passed in front of them on a broken bicycle. Those who had seen the sketch were stunned. I was waiting to see Liu Bang fooling the fool. I didn''t expect that the second fool was playing the big fooling. Two silly sat on the chair, smiling and serene. Liu Bang almost rode to the bottom of the stage. Two silly didn''t speak. Liu Bang supported himself with his feet. His nose is not his nose, his face is not his face: "Hey, it''s your turn to speak!"


    Two silly suddenly pointed to Liu Bang and said, "the head is big and the neck is thick. If it''s not the emperor, it''s the cook."


    Li Shimin puffed out and looked at the other three angry emperors. He was the only one who had serious aristocratic background. Those who were not emperors were indeed in the column of "cooks". Coincidentally, these three really fit the big head and thick neck


    The people below had laughed for a long time. Li Shishi was also taken by the two fools to forget his words. He lay on his shoulder and smiled. Liu Bang got out of the car and shouted to the following: "let me play a big trick, don''t you think?"


    The audience said in unison: "no, this is called anti string."


    To tell you the truth, I haven''t seen them rehearse this program. Even if you let him recite his lines with his silly intelligence, he may not be able to recite his lines completely. Besides, he is still a big deceiver. The whole sketch was completed when his foreword doesn''t match the back language. People laughed back and forth. Liu Bang''s words were stirred back several times and his nose and eyes were crooked, Finally, he turned to his arm, and as soon as he hung it, he was going to ride a bike down. Everyone shouted, "leave the car!"


    Two silly: "what kind of bike do you want?"


    Liu Bang said, "you''re right about this line."


    Then there is the street dance performed by 300. In fact, it beautifies the general martial arts movements. However, the scene of 300 people doing Thomas full spin together is still very shocking. They can get to the Olympic opening ceremony. Baozi also saw the grand occasion of supporting his head on the ground and circling the ground.


    When the program was over, I suddenly received a phone call. Qin Shihuang, who was digging in Xianyang, wanted to give us a video new year''s greeting. Li Shishi hurriedly put the wireless Internet book in front of him, and soon connected to the video of Qin Shihuang. Behind him was a large venue, and the people around him were still in a hurry. It seemed that they were not free for the new year, and these people did not forget to respectfully call him "Yinggong" when passing by Qin Shihuang. We were eager for the fat man to come over for the new year, However, Qinling No. 2 project is progressing to the most critical time. Qin Shihuang did not come back after all.


    With a smile on his face, fat Ying waved to us and said, "there are many people. Happy new year."


    The crowd shouted at random: "happy new year, brother Ying" and "happy new year, your Majesty the first emperor". Several emperors stood up. Qin Shihuang leaned his neck, looked at the roast lamb leg in our hands, and asked, "eat sprinkle (what) pinch?"


    I raised the leg of lamb in my hand: "who told you not to come back?" At this time, I saw a life size Mary brother wearing a "P" hat on the super large screen behind Qin Shihuang. I dare to say that others are busy. Fat people play games on the video wall, I said. "Brother Ying, you can''t slow down." Well, that bullet is the size of a football. It''s fun.


    Qin Shihuang looked back and said, "Oh. Every day I can play half a silk (hour), and everyone is very good?"


    Steamed stuffed bun Liu Bang and Li Shishi came to greet him. An engineer wearing a hard hat came to Qin Shihuang and said, "Ying Gong, the wall of No. 3 wall has been exposed."


    Qin Shihuang looked at us and said, "OK. It''s good. I''ll be back in a few days if I''m hungry."


    In the chaos, the fat man didn''t find Xiang Yu not in front of us. I haven''t told him about it yet.


    At this time, when the bonfire was booming and the wine and meat were fragrant, the people were full of interest. Mao Sui had been grabbed and drunk by the heroes, which would come on the stage again with XiuXiu. If XiuXiu hadn''t helped him, he would have run away. Mao Sui held a leg of lamb in one hand and a microphone in the other. He put the leg of Lamb on his mouth and said, "please enjoy the Yao Qin solo, friends, which is performed by Yu Boya." Then he chewed the microphone in his other hand when he walked down the stage


    When everyone laughed, they were also surprised: why didn''t Yu Boya still play the piano?


    The piano table has been set on the stage. There is a microphone next to the piano. Yu Boya came up and saluted the people, and then sat in front of the piano. When the familiar rhythm sounded, Yu Boya suddenly gathered in front of the microphone and shouted, "friend, friend, have you ever thought of me? If you are enjoying happiness, please forget me..."


    This is definitely the opposite! Those who engage in instrumental music have started vocal music and become popular, which is no different from Chopin''s singing "mice Love Rice".


    When Yu Boya finished singing a song and wanted to go on, Li Bai got up and said, "old Yu, play your song" high mountains and flowing water "for us." Yan Zhenqing, Liu Gongquan and others immediately agreed. Once Zhong Ziqi died, this song has become a masterpiece. Who of these art lovers doesn''t want to take this opportunity to listen to it?


    Yu Boya apologized, "it''s hard to find a bosom friend. I''ve vowed not to play this song again."


    Li Bai said, "how do you know that there is no bosom friend of yours among the people here?" A group of people strongly agreed again.


    Yu Boya thought, then sat down and said, "I''ll make an exception today." He put his hand on the piano. Before he could play, several strings broke. Yu Boya said in horror, "is there a mistake? There are so many confidants?"


    How can it not be - it''s strange that Yao Qin keeps playing the strings of "friends".


    At this meeting, Mao Sui had chewed out half of the microphone and said, "there are so many hamstrings --"


    XiuXiu had to go on stage alone and said, "many people may have seen the next program, but I still want to solemnly introduce the two actors. Let''s invite Guan Yu and Zhou Cang!"


    Who dares not to hold the second master''s field? Suddenly there was applause. The second master and Zhou Cang walked onto the stage. They didn''t say much. The second master was on the left and Zhou Cang was on the right. The second master said, "crosstalk pays attention to talking, learning and singing."


    Zhou Cang: "ah."


    Second master: "it''s not easy to say."


    Zhou Cang: "Oh?"


    ... these two people run here and say that crosstalk is coming! When the second master said "his temper governs what Dynasty", everyone was overjoyed: "Guan Gong vs. Qin Qiong"! The second master doesn''t know how he heard about this story.


    The second master went down, XiuXiu came on stage with a smile and said to the audience, "the actors performing this program say that they would like to pay tribute to Qin Qiong and Qin Shubao, who have not met before. If they have the opportunity, they hope to learn from each other."


    Li Shimin quickly stood up and nodded to Guan Yu to show his gratitude.


    XiuXiu continued: "now please listen to the chorus of four people," I really want to live another 500 years ", performed by Li Shimin, Zhao Kuangyin, tie Muzhen and Zhu Yuanzhang."


    People: "er..." isn''t this making trouble. Li Shimin will live another 500 years. Is there Zhao Kuangyin?


    The later programs were good and bad, but everyone didn''t want to see the performance. In fact, it was a gathering of friends. They kept laughing and persuading wine. The steamed stuffed bun was very excited. She didn''t pay attention and put down the people around her. She leaned on my shoulder and said with regret: "it would be great if we could do this every day in the future."


    While the program is carried out. Many hotlines and faxes also came in. In addition to the gratitude of students'' parents everywhere for educating talents, the first is the tiger to wish his master Dong Ping and all martial uncles and uncles a happy new year; Liu Xiazhi, with his red, yellow and green hair under his seat, wishes Yucai all heroes to attract money and treasure; Marshal Yue Fei called 300 Yue Jiajun: I hope you will have a pleasant and fulfilling time. At the same time, don''t forget to urge the children to study so as to lay the foundation for sustainable development after talent cultivation. In addition, Qin Hui has performed well after "taking up his post". Don''t read it; At the same time, congratulatory messages were sent to Yucai civil and military schools in Beijing, Shanxi and Shandong. Shanghai Jingwu guild hall, Heilongjiang Weilong Taekwondo Hall, Hebei Xingyi boxing Research Society... These calls and letters were broadcast by XiuXiu every other time. Later, we also got several people responsible for the hotline at the scene. Those with "6" in the mantissa are our lucky parents. You can get a picture of the Chinese Zodiac painted by Wu Daozi and others.


    The later most brilliant program was really performed by these old people. Its name was "magic brush Ma Liang". First, Yan Liben, Zhang Zeduan and Wu Daozi cooperated in a painting. The people in the painting had a ferocious face and held two axes. It was Li Kui, the hero of Liangshan, and then Wang Xizhi who wrote the inscription respectively. Of course, the painting and characters are lifelike, tall and handsome, But many people below are not good at it (for example, I) was not interested after watching it for a while. Unexpectedly, first those words turned into butterflies and flew away, and then Li Kui broke his drink and broke the paper, which startled us. After being stunned for a while, Duan Jingzhu applauded desperately. For fear that they would really draw a Li Kui, he carefully took a look at the place where Li Kui used to sit. It was black I don''t know when I went to play a guest role for others. The worded butterfly is actually just a piece of paper floating away. This only needs to be engraved on the paper in advance. It''s rare that it''s the last one. Than David Copperfield is not bad. Finally, I don''t know how they did it.


    There was also an ugly person in the middle: Su Wu made an exception today and was drunk. Holding his stick in his hand, he jumped back and forth between the campfires and said, "don''t throw the sheepskin. If there is a famine year, it can be of great use..."


    Later, Liu Bangdi''s little lover Feng also came and sang a song "who says women are not as good as men" on the stage. Although the singing was average, everyone still slapped their lives in order to hold Hua Mulan''s show. Hua Mulan was embarrassed and said, "it''s just a little thing. It''s still made up to sing?"


    At that time, the bell struck 12 times and the cannon rang loudly in Yucai Leidun. Half the sky was red. No matter whether they were familiar with each other or customers, they all wished each other and said auspicious words. After a long time of excitement, the order was gradually restored, and then they continued to perform. All the programs on the program list of this meeting had been performed, The performances of those who went up later were punitive. For example, they lost their fist guessing, were found drinking and cheating, and the night was still long. They had to get a few people to make everyone lively. Finally, Shiqian was unlucky. He was caught and wanted to go up to perform. He said to think about it. When Fang La sang a song and asked him to go up, Shiqian came to the stage in no hurry and put down a big bag, Pointing to the bag, he said, "all your wallets are in my bag. It''s just that you want me to go down and return them. If you have to let me perform the show, I won''t return the things here."


    Everyone was shocked. They covered their pockets and scolded Shiqian, but they even took out hundreds of pockets in just 10 minutes - this is also the reserved program tonight.


    There''s more about coke. After a while, Hua Tuo was caught. The old man learned to be confident about the changes of times and said to us, "it''s just that you let me go down, otherwise I''ll put laxative in your meat later --"


    Although I knew he was mostly joking, people let him go - it was too risky.


    Wang Yin suddenly stood up and said loudly, "have you noticed that the person who should perform the most tonight has not been on the stage yet."


    I shook my hand and said, "I''ve already spoken -"


    Wang Yin said, "sit down, not you."


    I sat down bitterly and asked the steamed stuffed bun beside me, "who did he say?"


    Li Shishi said with a smile: "my cousin is so stupid. That man is far away and near in front of me."


    The crowd looked at me and looked at the steamed stuffed bun. The steamed stuffed bun was unconscious in my arms. They also looked up and asked me, "who?"


    At this time, the people suddenly shouted together: "steamed stuffed bun, one!"


    Steamed stuffed bun sat up fiercely: "I can''t sing or dance. What do you want me to perform?"


    The crowd: "then we don''t care. You have to mean one?"


    Steamed stuffed bun had to stand up and think for a long time. Then he said, "let me show you a thousand cups of wine."


    As soon as everyone heard the name, they all brightened up and asked, "how to play?"


    Steamed stuffed bun said: "it''s very simple. It''s just drinking. Although I can''t really stay drunk, I don''t drink this jar of wine. Do you believe it?" She pointed to a round belly jar on the ground. This jar can hold at least 20 kilograms of wine, and this is refined brewing, which is much higher than the five-star juniper sold in the market. Everyone saw that the steamed stuffed bun was already drinking shakily, and no one believed that she could drink into this jar again. I was worried and said, "can you do it? It''s not a matter of showing off."


    Without saying anything, the steamed stuffed bun filled a bowl of wine and ran out. The people cheered. The steamed stuffed bun poured another bowl. Just had two drinks, he suddenly threw the bowl away and staggered in place. He apologized: "I''m sorry, everyone. I... Screwed up." Then he plopped into my arms and fell asleep.


    People: "