The foreigner who came forward looked around the room for a week and shouted, "come in again and stare at them. I''ll go upstairs and have a look." He said this sentence to give us a warning, so he spoke Chinese.
There was a promise outside the door, and another foreigner rushed up with a gun in his hand. The one in front of me went upstairs. I asked this one after I came in: "how many people have you come?"
"Four."
Xiang Yu snorted, "if I didn''t use curfew means, the four rats wouldn''t have to do it myself. Why should I be so arrogant?"
Wu Sangui was also depressed and said, "yes, four people, I''m too lazy to do it."
Jing Ke looks at Hua Mulan. They don''t talk.
Although it was extremely urgent, I couldn''t help shouting: "shit, fortunately, they all drank poison. Do you want me to come according to this meaning?" Then I''d rather drink poison.
At this meeting, the man who went upstairs turned down again, looked at us and said, "who is Mr. Xiao?"
I said, "what''s up?" I know their intentions. Anyway, their lives are not in danger for the time being, so I''m not in a hurry.
The first foreigner said, "you probably know what we came for. Come on, where are all the things hidden?"
I shook my head and said, "can you believe what I said?"
The foreigner weighed the gun and said, "who is Mrs. Xiao?" He looked at the women on the table, and finally his eyes fell on Mr. Li. Hei hei said, "if I guessed correctly, it''s this one. It''s said that Mr. Xiao and Mrs. Xiao have deep feelings..."
I said, "guess again."
The foreigner pointed a gun at Mr. Li''s head and said, "I don''t have time to talk nonsense to you..."
I grabbed and said, "you don''t have to talk nonsense with me, let alone play hostage with me - there''s a bead in the drawer of the cabinet. Take it."
The foreigner listened to what I said at the beginning, but the last sentence turned the wind. I was stunned. I opened the drawer and put the bead in my hand. Since it settled in my house, it has adhered to the basic guiding ideology of he Tiandou, that is, the most dangerous place is the safest, so it has been casually thrown in the drawer.
It seems that the foreigner is not good at Chinese cultural relics. He looked at the Pearl under the lamp for a while and said, "are you lying to me? Is this thing valuable?" The baby has only a faint halo in the light. In this way, it is not as incandescent and dazzling as the glass ball looks, so foreigners are a little suspicious.
Li Shishi sneered and said, "don''t you dare to do this business even if you don''t know the Pearl at night?"
The foreigner blushed. He put the beads in his pocket, pointed a gun at me and asked, "what else?"
I spread my hands and said, "that''s the only valuable thing in the family. Will you put everything together?"
The foreigner looked at his watch and sneered, "it''s only 9:15 p.m. now. The security guard has been put down by us. It''s a pity that you are the only resident here. It seems that we have plenty of time." He waved to the other man in the room and the two standing outside. "Take everything you can take away. The boss said that any insignificant thing here, Mr. Xiao, may be a peerless baby."
I couldn''t help asking, "who''s your boss?" Those who can say this must know something about me.
The foreigner ignored me. He pinned his gun to his trouser belt. First of all, he pointed to the cabinet where the jewels were placed and told the two new people, "this, move!"
I cried, "can you move the cabinet and put down the beads?" I want to buy him a full version of the Pearl, but my cabinet is really expensive. Mahogany cost me thousands of dollars. I looked out and saw two big trucks and a car parked outside. I couldn''t help but say, "are you a mafia or a moving company?" It seems that people came prepared to sweep my house with the determination that they would rather kill ten thousand by mistake than let one go.
Two foreigners struggled to lift the cabinet, moved out step by step, and kept looking at our foreigner left and right. Pointing to a table, he said to the most advanced one, "can I carry this?"
I buried my head and said, "please, have you seen an antique table with a keyboard drawer?"
The old man looked ashamed outside and muttered, "I''ll go elsewhere."
The first foreigner checked us in front of and behind us. He didn''t find any weapons, so he walked around safely. He also went to the kitchen and the toilet on the first floor for a long time. When he came out again, he inserted a lot of inexplicable small things in his trouser pocket, from the peeler that steamed stuffed buns were reluctant to throw to the imitation ivory chopsticks. There is even a small abacus used by Cao Xiaoxiang as a toy. He treasured them as antiques, which should be instigated by Kong Kong Kong er. He found Jingke sword from the yam pile.
My hands and feet were soft, but I was sober. After watching it for a while, I farted with the foreigner next to me: "excuse me, ask you something."
The foreigner thought I had changed my mind to cooperate with him and said politely, "please."
"Your education is not low, do you understand computers?"
The foreigner was stunned and said, "it''s OK."
I said, "that''s just right. Since you''ve come to help me look at the computer, the network speed is so slow recently. Sometimes it takes more than ten seconds to turn a novel. In addition, sometimes there are problems with the network connection, but just unplug the router..."
Wu Sangui said, "do you always look at pornographic websites? I always see women with naked buttocks on your computer."
I disdained to say, "which website doesn''t have naked ass girls? It depends on whether to advertise naked ass girls or naked ass girls."
The foreigner angrily said, "shut up!"
At this time, the foreigner suddenly ran out with excitement and shouted, "guess what I found?"
I suddenly got nervous and subconsciously glanced at the armor of Hua Mulan hanging on the wall of the living room with the corner of my eye. This is also the idea given to me by he Tiandou. Now it seems to be quite effective. It has been hung there openly and aboveboard, and several foreigners turned a blind eye. This may have something to do with their living habits. Don''t Europeans often put a knight''s armor in the corner of the living room?
Two foreign devils rushed into my study and soon took pains to carry out a bookcase. It''s not their fault. Since I haven''t bought this house, I have a dream that no matter what happens elsewhere, there must be a decorated study with ancient calligraphy and paintings and mosquito repellent incense. There should be inkstone and skunk hair on the table. It''s not entirely for the sake of putting on airs. I want to have a learning atmosphere when my steamed stuffed bun child and I were born. After I told Li Yun, who helped me decorate, he agreed. Li Yun is from the Song Dynasty. It''s natural to do all this, so my study is absolutely antique, from bookcase to cup chair. There is no trace of modernity at all, and this study has really been used by Qin Hui for some time. Although Xiang Yu is not a literati, they sometimes use brushes to write calligraphy, painting and drawings, so everything here has a taste of living. At first sight, foreigners are like treasures - in fact, there are really no valuable things.
The two foreigners carried the dead bookcase to the living room, took a breath, and told the other two who had just put the table on the truck: "move the things in the study together. Nothing can be less."
So the two also carried the bookcase. My bookcase was a combined type, with a total of 5 sections. The four people went to the car and looked at us occasionally. Later, they were too busy to take care of it. The medicine was really strong. They had to work hard for half a day when they stood up and walked two steps when no one was watching. Let alone resist.
So we were ignored. We sat around a large family and watched others move our furniture out in full swing. I dare say this is also a very special feeling. Xiang Yu was angry. Er silly still ate food one mouthful at a time. Others turned around or turned around and watched foreigners busy, and didn''t know what they were thinking.
"Hey, hey. Slow down, don''t touch the wall; stand up and stand up. The people inside are low; well, is it troublesome for someone to turn off the fire in the kitchen. He''s still sitting in the soup..." I observed these people while talking nonsense. I found that they consciously kept two people in the room at first, and gradually relaxed their vigilance, After moving out three bookcases, the four of them completely regarded us as air and often left the house at the same time.
When they were out of our sight again, I tried to nuzui Liu Bang and said, "Bangzi, Bangzi!"
"Ah?"
"You''re closest to the door. Can you stand up and bump it now?"
Liu Bang said with a sad face, "do you think of such a way?"
I said flatly, "as long as you close the door, I can turn the situation around."
"Are you sure?"
I nodded hard.
Liu Bang also stopped talking nonsense. Although the boy was not polite, he was by no means the master of being slaughtered. He just stood up reluctantly, like Wu''s second son played by Zhao Benshan. He pulled the wind to the door and saw that the cauliflower was cold. Liu bangsuo jumped forward straightly and hit the door with his body.
As soon as the four foreigners outside the door heard something here, they shouted together, ran to the door and shouted, "the people inside open the door, or we''ll shoot!"
They shouted a few times. After all, they didn''t dare to shoot easily. The foreigner in front of the head took out the iron wire and began to poke the keyhole
Of course, I was not idle. At the moment when Liu Bang hit the door, all people focused on me. I quickly took out two biscuits from my arms, placed one in front of Xiang Yu and Jing Ke, and quickly said, "after eating this biscuit, you will restore your previous strength, but remember, you only have 10 minutes!"
What I gave them was the other half of the biscuits that copied their own strength. I wanted to save them to be heroes in the future. Now everything can''t be said.
The two men stared at the biscuits in front of them and didn''t move. It was obvious that my statement was shocking to ordinary people. I hurried: "hurry up, there''s no time."
Xiang Yu hesitated to pick up the biscuit and took a bite. Er silly didn''t care. He picked it up and rubbed it into his mouth. They ate the biscuit. It didn''t take a few seconds. Xiang Yu suddenly stood up. Everyone was surprised and happy. With, er silly also jumped to the middle of the room. I relaxed my mouth: "remember. 10 minutes."
Xiang Yu snorted, "10 seconds is enough!"
Wu Sangui said, "what about us?" He saw me pack two more biscuits and wanted to fight in person.
"We''ll have to listen to fate." It''s not that I''m stingy. One of the remaining two biscuits reproduces Zhao Bailian, and the other is blank. Zhao Bailian''s body bone probably reproduces his biscuit. After eating it, his action is not as quick as it is now. However, no matter who eats it at this moment, it''s a waste. Copying himself after poisoning is not what he is now?
This will. The foreigner was about to poke the door lock. Xiang Yu put Liu bangti lying on the ground on his seat and waited for the foreigner to come in to find bad luck.
Wu Sangui said, "you''d better ambush first and wait until all four of them come in - they have guns!" This is also the main purpose for me to close Liu Bang''s door. If they are not allowed to get together and do it again, they may be given the opportunity to take out guns and help each other. These people are not very skilled, but they respond quickly.
Xiang Yu nodded and stood behind the door. Two fools squatted in the corner next to the door.
The glottis was poked open. The foreigner in front of him stood at the door with his nose not his face, looked at us and asked, "who closed the door?" He glanced at Liu Bang, who was closest to the door.
Liu Bang opened his hand and said innocently, "I can''t move. It''s probably the wind."
Seeing that everything in the room was calm, the foreigner slowly released his hand holding the gun and came in. He suddenly found that there were two people missing on our table. He immediately put his hand back on the gun and shouted, "those two..."
Xiang Yu, standing behind him, spread his fingers, caged the back of his head, pressed it against the wall and gave a coo. The foreigner fell to the ground cleanly. His facial features had been mischievously squeezed together. It seemed that the resolution had reached an unbearable range. However, he seemed to know about computers and didn''t know whether he could repair it - his face was as flat as a cartoon character covered with a square box in an American cartoon. If a Korean with a big cake face is okay, it''s a pity that he has a big European nose
After the first foreigner was devastated, the guy behind him didn''t react too quickly. He squatted at his feet and grabbed his heel. The man lay on the threshold and looked up. He saw a man looking at him. While one eye was sweeping on him, the other eye was turning around in his eyes. The man was creepy. Before he could shout out, two silly fists had hit his sun cave.
The third foreigner is more unlucky. He saw one of his first two companions disappear. The other lay on the ground for no reason. He put his head in unconsciously. Xiang Yu squeezed his head with the door impolitely - Xiang Yu is very unkind these days and always does it.
Er Sha was afraid that Xiang Yu would take advantage of him and didn''t even leave the last one to him. He stretched out his hand and pulled the last person''s leg and overturned him to the ground. This man would have understood. He was so frightened that he forgot to take out his gun and lay on the ground, scratching his hands in the air like Van Debiao. Xiang Yu looked at Er Sha and Er Sha looked at Xiang Yu. At this time, they were modest, No one rushed to do it. Finally, the two fools saw that Xiang Yu was determined, so they stepped on the man''s head and knocked him unconscious - in this regard, the two famous curses in Northeast China, "the head was squeezed by the door" and "kicked by a donkey" have all become a reality.
Four foreigners were knocked unconscious. The whole process was really useless even for 10 seconds.
Liu Bang judged the situation and said, "big man, go find a rope to tie them up, and then call those people in Liangshan and ask them to come over. We need protection now."
Xiang Yu glared at him and said, "who can get a penny from me now?" He waved his arm and said, "I just feel more powerful than usual. What did you give me to eat, Xiaoqiang?"
I said, "brother Yu, let''s do what Bangzi said first. We only have 10 minutes. If these people wake up in 10 minutes, it will be troublesome." The effect of biscuits is only 10 minutes. It seems that the anesthetic will take at least two or three hours to pass. If Xiang Yu is not afraid that he can''t clean up at the moment, he should save Er silly biscuits first.
I looked at my cell phone, but there was still no signal and said, "there should be a shield in the car they came."
Xiang Yu sighed, "I''ll go."
As long as we unplug the shield and call the school, we will win. According to Liu Bang, since it is dangerous to keep these four people, we will simply kill them, or kill three and leave only one alive. This bad idea has almost passed the vote. Hua Mulan didn''t even frown. Only Mr. Li didn''t speak. In fact, I can see that she is mainly blood fainting, or I agree, Zhang Bing was Yu Ji in his previous life, and he also took a dim view of human life and death. In the end, if I hadn''t strongly opposed the plan, I would have almost implemented it.
Xiang Yu opened the door and walked to the car outside. Just after taking a foot, a dark figure suddenly jumped up like lightning. "Bang" slapped Xiang Yu on the chest and beat Xiang Yu''s massive body back a few steps. Xiang Yu angrily said, "who?"
A stocky little bald head strolled in slowly: "I."
We all said, "empty?"
Kong Kong kong''er said coldly, "since we all know each other, what else should we shout --"
I was angry and said, "nonsense, we saw you. If we don''t shout, what should readers do?"
Kong Kong Kong Er: "