Introduction: A cowboy and a warlock walk into a diner—there’s a cheesy joke in there somewhere….Except this isn't a joke, and what starts off as a boring day waiting tables turns into a fiery ball of magical light that blows everyone to kingdom come. So I died, now what? Well now, things get a bit more interesting. I am suddenly isekai’d to a fantasy world, rescue a one-eyed mercenary, become a dark mage, and train to enlist in a game of champions to save my world and its sister planet.Oh, and by the way, did I mention I am reincarnated into a dragon?So there's that.Hmm, maybe I should have called out sick today after all....-=-=-=-=-What you’ll find: dungeon raiding, camaraderie, leveling, and your atypical shenanigans. Chapter updates: M&F after first 20k drop...