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Bubblegum Confusion

    Leo Lauder, 15 year old high-school boy who hates school. Wants magical/supernatural abilities, got transmigrated into a girls body. Old lady takes him into "custody"


    Good? Well I''m not. I''m that Leo!!!


    She was walking me down a school-like hallway, I''m pretty sure I passed a couple classes but couldn''t see much due to the pace she was walking at—which I had to keep up with or else she would scream at me again. The interior of the building was similar to the exterior just with different materials, The walls had a couple paintings I could make out, and a black and silver checkered floor made up of what felt like to me, marble. I could see the landscape and city from the outside if I turned my head to the right, so that was nice I suppose.


    Eventually after turning a couple corners and going up some stairs we was at our supposed destination. She slammed open the door and I got a view of the inside. It looked to be like a teachers lounge but way bigger, and had a second floor with bookshelves. There was a tv to the left of me as well as a couch. To the right corner there was a microwave and a couple of unused desk. The Lady grabbed my hand and pulled me towards the lengthy couch.


    "SIT."


    Yes ma''am!!


    —


    I''ve been sitting here for around 3 minutes. The Lady—to what I assumed to be a teacher despite the weird outfit sped walk off back outside the room. The couch I''ve just gotten used to was a white, as mentioned lengthy couch with some of those back couch pillow things, It only had cup holders at the ends.


    What do I even answer when she ask for my name again...? I don''t even know my name! I''m done for unless I think of a plan. Oh! Maybe since this is a school I can sneak into the principals office, hack into the computer, and check the student list to see my information! Genius, Genius dare I say!!


    ...


    Okay how about what if I were to make up a name, It''s not like they''re gonna go all the way and search me up on the student records just because I was late for one day. I get off scott-free because one, that wasn''t even my name and two, I didn''t have to give up any info!! I''m practically a prodigy when it comes up to ideas! Alright plan B is in motion, I just have to wait until the grouchy god comes back.


    But what do I do until then.


    Oh yeah, The way I look kind of sticks out no? I mean even for an anime-like world I still have a quite the hair color. I mean now that I think about it this was a stupid thing to think about people probably have bright pink as their hair color. Actually I''d go to say I might look average here.


    ...


    Maybe I''m the chosen one... Well—I mean look think about it, I''m a normal boy—a lot of transmigrates are normal nerds who have no personality or character; and are just self-inserts! wait am I calling myself a bland nerd...? I hate this problem I have where I act like I''m in some show or novel where viewers and readers can hear my thoughts. Look, I''m even doing it right now...


    *BWAM*


    Oh right I almost forgot about her. The lady—who was for some reason in heels now by the way— was marching over with what looked to be... a barcode scanner...? what??? She pointed the barcode scanner at me and it blinked green a couple times. She then furiously stopped glaring at me and focused her eyesight at the back of the large scanner. I couldn''t see from my position but the screen looked to be rather large at the back.


    "Yonamine Jun, Age 15 first year. Theurgy: None Notable qualities: Fast Learner. Notable Strengths: None (Apparently) Notable Weaknesses: Nauticals, Gehennas, Long arduous problems."


    ... She blurted and mumble a few more things that I didn''t get a clear hearing on.


    "You''re quite the average person Yonamine Jun. I don''t even know how you got accepted into A.O.P with these statistics.. However it isn''t my place to say. What IS my place to say however is why the hell you''re not at the first day assembly!?!?!!!"


    huh? first day..? Assembly...? It''s as if I felt my face turn pale.


    "It''s the first day, albeit important you''ve only missed the assembly, so I''ll let it slide. This once that is. Ask your fellow school-mates to inform you on how academic life works here. You will be confused at first however since you were late I suppose it is not my duty to take care of your skepticisms and indecisions. The only thing I will tell you is that the assembly is being held in gymnasium 1, the building to the left of the from entrance. Now hurry along. Do not let me see you again."


    "I-uh-but-"


    "YOU HEARD?!?"


    —


    So I might''ve ran. But now that I''m outside I can finally process a couple things. It seems I was only looking at the main building went entering through the gates, was my vision really that narrow? and I can''t believe I—well Yonamine Jun missed the first day. However most importantly what was that scanner thing talking about? I got the gist that it was checking all of my records but not those things about "Strengths" or "Gehennas" What even Is that certainly not anything I''ve heard back in my world. Meaning that it must be....


    "Power-system....!"


    Oh crap that''s right I still have magic school stuff! I ran over to the gym to see most students leaving, to which I snuck in and blended into the crowd. Hehe alright blended in now I just have to ride the wave to the main building. The students started following the pathway that led behind the building in the front, which went down a small hill and another straight path. The walk was about 2 minutes before we got close to the actual school-like building. This time it wasn''t some futuristic looking building but a normal brick school, It had a Japanese flag and another flag that was white with a blue shield besides it on top of the school. Not a flag from my world that''s for sure. I also got to hear some conversations while trying to blend into the crowd.


    "So dude who''s your homeroom?"


    "did you get G1 or G2 4th period?


    "I''m definitely going for Recruit-Vanguard, it''s about to be a piece of cake, watch."


    "man I need to work on my staff skills..."


    STAFF? That''s all I needed to confirm my suspicions... Fighting does exist in this world! I don''t know if it''s against powerful monsters or one another but they''re the act of training combat prowess exist! I can feel the tears coming out of my eyes, finally!! I''ll be able to do some cool abilities!! Oh shit I''m falling behind.


    I followed the crowd to the front entrance and they either went inside the building or broke off into groups surrounding the outside of the school. Probably some newly formed friend groups from the assembly. As for me I had absolutely no idea where to go. No idea where my first period or homeroom was and unquestionably no way to check where they were. That''s fine... because I actually came up with a plan in order to beat this sticky situation!!


    As early as humanity began, Homo sapiens used their noses in order to guide them—and look where that got them! Meaning if I copy them and sniff out my classroom then surely I''ll be there in no time hehe....


    ...


    So after a couple sniifs my nose got clogged and itchy, I now have the feeling where you have to sneeze but can''t. I regret this plan. But my only other choice was talking to people and I''m not a good conversation starter. sure I had a couple friends back in the other world but they all came up to me first. I''m fine with talking to teachers though...


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    mmm..... maybe I need another genius plan to solve the situation at hand. Maybe I can use my genius athletic skills to hop up to that 3rd floor and smash through the window, that would then trigger a teacher to appear right before me and take me back to the main building, where I''ll then be greeted by a staff member—not that lady—that will politely tell me that I am expelled from the academy, I then have free will to do whatever I want!!


    ...


    Nah, wouldn''t work, I''m not that athletic.


    OK fine I yield I''ll go ask someone, but looking up I saw not a single soul. Bad luck strikes again huh...


    *clack clock clack* the sound of dress shoes sounded like it was hurdling towards me, though I wasn''t paying attention and instead sulking in front of the main building.


    I feel someone push into me, knocking me on the floor.


    "Oof-"


    "Hey..." I turn my back to notice a girl with bubblegum-pink hair and icy blue eyes fallen on the ground. She also sported an ahoge with white thigh highs that reached up to a bit above her knees. Her hair twisted and turned in many directions, however Instead of it being seen as nappy it was more alluring and attractive.


    I was stunned looking at her. without a doubt she 100% gave off main heroine vibes. Straight out of some harem ecchi or magical academy anime.


    "I''m s-so sorry!!! I was in a rush and I didn''t see you I-I-"


    "It''s alright, your name?" PERFET LE- ....JUN! PERFECT PLAY IT COOL I HAVE TO OVERTAKE THIS WENCH AS THE MAIN HEROINE!!!


    I would decide to lend my hand out to help her stand up.


    "it''s Y-Yamaguchi Manami, I''m sorry, I''m a first year so I don''t know my way-"


    STRIKE!!!!!!


    "Me too, guess we''re in the same boat huh... Yamaguchi." FIRST NAMES ALWAYS HIT HARD, YOUR SPOTS MINE YAAAAAMMAAAGUUCHIII!!!


    "..." Yamaguchi Manami grabbed my hand and jump into my arms.


    "THANK YOUUUU!!! I was so scared that I was the only one confused even though I attended the assembly, I kinda fell asleep during it.... I''m not the most awake morning person..." Yamaguchi would state rubbing her uh-chest into my chest.


    "I Y-yeah alright alright..."


    boobs.


    —


    "So you also don''t have anyway of accessing the schools personal website thingy huh?" Yamaguchi asked


    "Nope. I saw a lot of people using their phones or watches though. Schedules must be pretty confusing around here—especially on the first day right?" I replied


    "Yep. Compared to Culti this is way harder, well at the start of Culti it was basically handheld so..."


    "haha yep Culti—remember those days like it was yesterday!"


    What the fuck is a Culti.


    Another one of my genius plans was to get answers from people without seeming suspicious. For example I would lead the conversation in a way that would get me more terminology or even straight up definitions. Although that wasn''t working too well... Only gave me more questions than answers. Asking "what''s this" or "whose that" will get me caught too easy, if I''m found out I''ll have to explain that I''m not actually the owner of the body and I''m from another world. And I could seem like a lunatic trying to do that.... Like what if I ask a question that''s the equivalent to "wait what is pizza again?" Wait, I got an genius idea cooking up!


    "So Yamaguchi, random, hypothetically, absolutely out of the blue stupid question, remember hypothetically—how would you describe this world to someone who''s new here?"


    "...?"


    "Okay lemme reiterate, If someone, now hypothetically—just so happened to get transported from a completely different world into this one—now hypothetically Yamaguchi, hypothetically. Stay with me now—how would you explain this world?"


    "Are you talking about like one of those anime''s? what where they called again.... eeesayyykiii?—"


    "YEP like one of those..."


    "Well it depends, I don''t know what''s the difference between their world and ours. But if it''s like the esayki I''ve seen where it''s a boring world without Theurgies, then well I guess the first thing I would tell them about are Theurgy haha.. then probably Vehements. and then lastly A.O.P." Yamaguchi would say this while being in one of those poses where the character would put their finger on their chin and look up.


    "Okay, great, now how would you exactly explain all of that to someone like m—who got isekai''d"


    "Well.... Hmm.... that''s kind of hard. I would say Theurgies are like things that allow you to do unimaginable stuff!! and Vehements are like copy-cat bad guys. And the A.O.P are the good guys, us. But then again it still depends on how different our worlds are, they might not even have the word ''copy-cat''"


    ...


    Magic, Monsters and a hunters society....


    I''ve finally made it.


    "huh? Jun why are you smiling like that...?"


    Oh, by the way me and Yamaguchi are trying to find a classroom with a teacher that seems nice enough to unconfuse us.


    Oh and also we''ve circled around the building like 3 times.


    —


    "So you didn''t attend the assembly and you fell asleep during it. And now you''re asking me for help, even though I have to teach a class." An middle-aged teacher with deep grey hair and eyes restated what we said to him a couple seconds ago—albeit not so on point. Yamaguchi looked like she was about to have a mental breakdown any second so I tried to get him to tell us how to access our schedules. In summary, we had to log in with our ID''s—which have been sent to our emails/phone numbers, paste the ID into the website, then there should be a tab to check schedule and whatnot.


    "Yamaguchi you have a phone charger on you? Mine is sorta dead." I stated boldly scratching my head.


    "y-y-y-y-y--yy-"


    "Second thought just don''t speak, hand me the charger."


    I plugged the charger into the outlet in the classroom, A certain bubblegum pink ahoge girl was darting her eyes around the classroom, probably about to be in a coma due to how many people were staring at us. Honestly her panicking like a rat that has been cornered by a cat is actually quite cute, it looks like she''s about to pop. Sorry Yamaguchi but I''m enjoying this a little too much.


    "There we go it''s finally on." It took a minute or two for my phone to turn on, luckily I had facial recognition active so I didn''t have to put in whatever the hell my password is. I followed all the steps quickly and got my schedule.


    "Learning Center 2...?"


    "O-o-oh I know that one it''s t-the second building right next to this o-o-one!" She said, practically crying at this point.


    "huh?? there''s another school!!" Jumping up I grabbed the charger and her wrist and skedaddled out the classroom.


    Great now I''m gonna be late again I just have to make sure I don''t run into.... her.


    "Ah-wait Jun My class is in this building!" I quickly let go of her wrist


    "Oh-sorry!"


    ...


    ...


    "I- It was fun hanging out with you. Catch ya later?" I said while jogging in place


    "Y-y yeah! I''ll see you later!"


    I ran at full pace to the other building, trying to make it within the timeframe I had so I wouldn''t miss too much of homeroom. Despite the situation though I couldn''t stop smiling, Magic, Monsters, and a society that protects people from said monsters huh....


    Awesome.
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