Introduction: King Arthur returns!...in Lake Michigan.Merlin's annoyed the Once and Future Idiot got lost.Julie's just glad the strange Amish man likes hot chocolate and dumb reality TV shows.The Knights of the Round Table remember their past lives... and figure Merlin will probably come sort everything out.Shenanigans I wrote a while ago and thought someone might like. This is a super cozy, super queer story that started from the roaming thought: 'what if King Arthur came back in Lake Michigan?', which was then followed by the thought, 'I'd probably give him a hot chocolate'. This is a slice of life in the strictest of terminology. Very little actual plot thoughts. Low adherence to mythos. High on vibes. Warning for language barrier complications, because our boy Artie does not speak English....