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    WELCOME TO THE BAUBLE EMPORIUM’S ONE-DAY ONLY BAUBLE TRADING EVENT.


    HOSTED BY THE ESTEEMED EXCALIBUR BAUBLE, THIS EVENT IS INTENDED FOR CITIZENS ACROSS THE ALOYSIAN COMMENT SECTION TO ACCRUE BAUBLIAN WEALTH BY TRADING VARIOUS BAUBLES.


    This narrative has been purloined without the author''s approval. Report any appearances on Amazon.


    RULES:


    1. You start with any baubles you’ve accrued previously, or if you haven’t accrued a bauble, you can purchase one by saying PURCHASE in the comments. A member of the bauble emporium will then assign you a bauble.


    2. You may post a TRADE OFFER in the comments with your bauble and you may make various deals in the comment thread.


    3. Do not trust any false prophets of the bauble emporium. Real employees will be identifiable by their badge.


    Have fun!


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