Introduction: Madcap, as he calls himself, tells his story as only he can, by trying to share his wisdom, no matter how convoluted it may seem, on how you, his reader, can survive the not-so-spectacular doomsday. If you can trust him, which is a big if, then you might just learn something. But he himself doesn't know what he's in for, as the fates of Calastros continue to twist his life into circles and he comes face to face with the very things he's been trying to escape......