Introduction: I was a crippled degenerate who crashed just before the finish line of my young life. My wrestling career, and the last of my family both burned right in front of me. Years later, I was nothing but a pizza addicted gamer, a self-loathing recluse living on disability and rotting away in the dark. Then I died (literally) in the one place I had ever actually made something of myself: my favorite game, Exiled Gods. Short story, right? Turns out, that was just the tutorial. A meddling goddess yanked me into a world where legends carve their names into eternity with quills of steel and blood for ink. A world of warlords, monsters, and divine tyrants fighting for power鈥攁nd somehow, I鈥檓 in the middle of it. Luckily, I didn鈥檛 show up empty-handed. This world runs on familiar game mechanics, and I鈥檝e got just enough tricks up my sleeve to make something of myself. Maybe even something terrifying.So join me. We鈥檙e gonna meet people who become a closer family than I ever had on Earth. We鈥檙e gonna tangle with psychos, monsters, and actual gods who want to tear us apart.There鈥檒l be violence. There鈥檒l be some colorful language. And maybe鈥攋ust maybe鈥攖here鈥檒l be a few laughs on the road to becoming a bonafide World Boss...