John Shepard was signing up for cryo-insurance.


    "So I''ll be frozen?"


    "That''s correct, sir," answered an agent. "And thawed when a cure is discovered."


    "It''s like Egyptian mummies seeking divine immortality."


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    "Yes, there''s no guarantee, sir, but we''ll leave instructions for your body''s restoration."


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    Digging through some total ruins of post-World War 5 (an AI armageddon), an archeological society of re-animated human clones tasked themselves to rediscover their humanity.


    "See here," said a clone.


    "What is it?" asked another clone.


    "Not sure, but it could be a time capsule." The clone pried it open, causing its vapors to escape immediately.