Name: Ryan Crestwood


    Nationality: U.S.A. (Undisclosed)


    Ethnicity: Caucasian


    Age: 30


    Hair: Sandy Blonde


    Eyes: Hazel


    Occupation: Electrician


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    Hobbies: Restoring Cars, Working Out, Watching Movies, Hiking with his Best Buddy Ruger.


    Pets: Ruger, German Wolfhound (Oh, no. Who''s going to take care of Ruger?!)


    Personality Traits: Outgoing, Assertive, Friendly, Likes having a Purpose, Likes Working with his Hands, Annoyed by perceived laziness.


    Background: Middle Class Upbringing (Arguable), Bored in High School, Went to Trade School instead of College, Has had no Luck with Women so far.


    Politics: Classical Liberal, though generally apolitical. Thinks Government is too Big, and mistrusts it.


    Goals: Figure out what the fuck is going on.


    Outfit at the Start of the Story: Wedding Tux in Basic Black.(not rented) Standard Dress Shoes in Black.


    Items at the Start: Leather Wallet with Driver''s License, Credit Card (for emergencies), $200 in various bills, Generic Smart Phone.