Chapter 135: After-sales service is not responsible [request for monthly tickets]
"Show you something!"
Chen Tang almost blurted out his words.
Qi Shan took a step back and said vigilantly: "What are you looking at?"
Chen Tang stopped pulling his belt and tied the bow of the belt back in Qi Shan''s inexplicable eyes. He actually saw a little embarrassed and embarrassed on the face of Chen Xiaolangjun, who had always been "shameless", and his earlobes were so red that they were about to drip.
"Yuanliang, don''t talk for now, stop, stand there and don''t move. I''m fine. Just think that my brain was kicked by a motorcycle." After realizing it, I realized what I said. Chen Tang covered his forehead with a headache, raised his hand to stop Qi Shan from coming forward, and did not forget to blame him, "It depends on you all, and I shouted "Little Langjun" and "Little Langjun" all day, which made me really think I had such a part."
Qi Shan raised his eyebrows and said, "What do you want to do?"
Chen Tang: "I wanted to take off my top at first."
Qi Shan''s eyes twitched, and he endured his temper and said, "It''s deeper and heavier. Why are you taking off your clothes for no reason? Are you not afraid of getting infected with the wind and cold?"
Chen Tang slapped his thigh and said, "So I changed my mind in a flash and didn''t plan to take it off! Who made my body look like a eleven or two? What should be developed has not yet developed. Even if I take off my top, I guess Li''s upper body looks like a woman than me!"
To be honest, it is not unreasonable that the poisonous spider greedy for ripples. The muscles, that figure, and muscles have a unique beauty.
On the other hand, Chen Tang—
There is really no ups and downs.
War-barred will not attract onlookers even if you go out.
Maybe someone will say - "If you don''t have pectoral muscles and abdominal muscles, you can see the ribs and the body shape of the ribs, you will be embarrassed to show it."
"So I had to give up halfway and take off my pants."
"If Mr. Chen wants to be respectful, it is convenient for him to choose a place for himself." The more Qi Shan heard, his face became darker and darker. He turned around and prepared to leave. Experience told him that Mr. Chen started talking nonsense again - this man is good everywhere, but unfortunately he has a mouth.
"Yuanliang, don''t leave first, I really plan to be honest with you... Bah, confess everything, if you miss this village, there will be no such store." Chen Tang reached out to stop Qi Shan, who turned mercilessly. In the end, her flash of inspiration successfully made the person stop. She said, "I didn''t even tell Wuhui, and you don''t want to know the secret that he didn''t know, don''t you want to know?"
In the sense of "the secret that Chu Wuhui didn''t know", Qi Shan was willing to listen to Chen Tang''s nonsense with patience.
He said, "You said!"
Chen Tang said, "Then I continued to say it - I was about to take off my pants, and when you asked, I suddenly remembered something very fatal - we are different from men and women. Although I am still young now, the Book of Rites says ''s seven-year-old different seats''. I am already eleven or two. If I really want to do this, I am considered a hooligan crime? Fortunately, the crime was braked in time and the crime was terminated."
Qi Shan smiled coldly after hearing this.
"What does Chen Xiaolangjun want to express?"
“Express my gender!”
Qi Shan sneered: "Is this what you are going to say?"
“Uh…yes.”
Qi Shan rolled his eyes impatiently: "It''s deeper and heavier. Chen Xiaolangjun goes back to sleep early, don''t dream."
Chen Tang''s head was buzzing and his expression was blank by his reaction - no, she was so honest, why did she still refuse to believe it? Qi Shan stepped forward, Chen Tang trotted and followed, and shouted unconvincedly: "What is ''dream''?"
If you have to wait for a few years, this body may have a significant development of secondary sexual characteristics before he will believe that she is a woman?
"Is it so difficult to believe that I am a woman???"
Qishan is straightforward.
“It’s harder than it is to the sky.”
Ask yourself, Zhai Le looks like a daughter in a boudoir than Chen Xiaolangjun. If Chen Xiaolangjun could lessen the black-faced man in the pigpen, perhaps this funny nonsense would be somewhat credible.
Chen Tang: “…”
She has never suffered such a great grievance in her life!
The stall was sleeping on the collapse, Chen Tang tossed and turned like Zhang Fangbing, and couldn''t sleep. He couldn''t help but sit up and knocked on Chu Yao''s door. Chu Yao had a light sleep and woke up and opened the door in a short while. He originally thought it was Lin Feng, but he thought about the time.
It turned out to be Goro.
"Goro comes in, but he has a nightmare?"
Seeing Chen Tang''s forehead covered with sweat, he thought he was scared by the nightmare at a young age, so he got up and poured Chen Tang a glass of water. Chen Tang poured the tea into his stomach, and his anger dropped a little. She believed that there were still normal people in this world: "Wuhui, I will tell you something, don''t be afraid!"
Qi Shan, who was not asleep next door, heard the movement and snorted coldly.
Chu Yao said with a funny look, "Yao will not be afraid."
I became more and more convinced that Chen Tang had a nightmare. If it weren''t for the sugar, he would have wanted to send two for Goro to taste, so that he could keep the child from crying at night.
Chen Tang asked seriously: "Do you believe I am a woman?"
Chu Yao was stunned for a moment, as if he understood something, and comforted him warmly: "Wulang, that''s all nightmare, fake, not real."
He guessed that the content of the nightmare must be related to the silkworm chamber and castration. As the saying goes, "I think about it every day and dream about it at night." Goro kept thinking about casting the piglets on the next day, and it was possible to dream about it on himself. So he comforted again.
“…” Chen Tang.
"Puchi-" The next door laughed and prayed for good.
Chen Tang: “…”
She wants to strangle Qi Bushan, who is next door to death!
"Wuhui, don''t you believe it?"
Seeing that Chen Tang changed his usual temperament, his eyebrows and eyes were serious and his attitude was serious, Chu Yao felt that there was a sting of the tendon in his head, and he felt a little vaguely premonition, and he couldn''t help but be more serious.
"Goro, you''re having a nightmare."
It’s not that Chu Yao has any gender discrimination—in fact, in this world, because of his literary and military courage, strength and weakness are the first criteria for division. Literary and military courage are eternal "t0", discriminating against all monsters and monsters below, followed by men, women, regions, and race.
As an old fox who has been struggling in the market and being accustomed to the various aspects of life, more than ten years of bumpy and displaced have made Chu Yao very "down-to-earth". However, "down-to-earth" is not "down-to-earth". There is really no girl like Goro in the living...
Calendar what Goro has done…
Haha, who believes it? ? ?
Seeing that Chen Tang was in a wrong mood, he tactfully suggested: "If Wulang has a good girl''s clothes, will he let the woman who is good at girl''s passion be cut two of them tomorrow?"
You can also buy powder.
This is nothing!
Chen Tang covered his face with his hands, feeling that he couldn''t even wash his way into the Yellow River: "Since you and Yuanliang don''t believe it, I won''t force it. But I''m not saying ugly things ahead. In the future, you two really find out that I''m a woman, don''t cry to me... I''m not responsible for after-sales service! The gender issue cannot be changed with the current technology."
After all, Wulang, who was suspected of being a "nightmare" and came to make trouble with him, Chu Yao turned around and felt something was wrong.
He knocked on the door panel next door.
He said: "Do you believe it?"
The house asked back: "Do you believe it?"
The two of them fell into some strange silence inside and outside the house.
The two of them naturally didn’t believe it.
Can-
Chu Yao: "If it is true, what should I do?"
"What are you going to do?"
Thinking of the only way to mobilize the scholars that I have supported myself for many years, I feel it is difficult to get off the tiger, and sighed lightly.
“This is the destiny of heaven, and it cannot be changed.”
Qi Shan sneered: "If you can''t change it, I can change it?"
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Xiaofang slept very heavily and didn''t come out to disturb her.
??The ladder list: The strong and weak list is the strongest, and this article just treats it as the top of the pyramid of the chain of contempt.
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(This chapter ends)