Chapter 126: Lin Feng is strange (Part 1) [Please ask for monthly tickets]
"Xiaofang won''t go back today?"
Riding the pig to the side of the mountain, Chen Tang was so uncomfortable that he was sunny from the front of the sun. He sat on the pig''s back and turned steadily, changing from riding a pig in front to riding a backwards. His eyes swept to Zhai Le. She suddenly found the topic of chatting and crossed her legs while teasing.
"I thought your cousin would set up access controls for you."
Zhai Le was both funny and puzzled.
"Access control? Why is there an access control?"
Qi Shan heard the movement and turned his head to look at it. Sure enough, he saw Chen Tang''s strange sitting posture - riding a pig upside down and crossing his legs, and was not afraid that the black-faced man would suddenly rush and whisper, "What''s your sitting posture? Young Li, sit down!"
Chen Tang looked up at him and smiled and asked for praise.
"I''ve been sitting very well. Hehe, isn''t it?"
Even she was amazed at her balance ability.
Qi Shan: “…”
Chen Tang made Qi Shan speechless in just a few words. With a bit of pride between his eyebrows, he continued chatting with Zhai Le: "Of course it''s because you''re young."
Which brother would be assured that his younger brother would spend the night outside, or in a bandit''s nest in the deep mountains, with birds not **** and chickens not laying eggs, and in the middle of the night, there were groups of wild wolves lying on the top of the mountain to sleep. She must be worried about being Chen Tang.
Zhai Le was silent, and Qi Shan burst out laughing.
A child in his eleven or two said to a young man who was already a child in an old tone, "You are still young", which really makes people laugh.
Zhai Le pouted: "Brother Chen, I''m not young anymore."
"You said you''re not young?"
But looking horizontally and vertically, he is still a high school student.
Zhai Le patted his chest: "Of course it''s not young. My classmates, who are about the same age as me, have one or two children."
In Zhai Le''s heart, he is already a man.
What kind of access control does a man need?
He is so old, he is still a seventh-class duke. Even if he is thrown into the battlefield, he will not die. Xiaocheng really has nothing to threaten his life, so his cousin will naturally not care too much.
Worrying about him, it is better to worry that no one will collect his enemies.
Chen Tang: “…”
Students in the second and third grades of high school...
The father of one or two children? ? ?
She couldn''t equate these two identities.
In fact, most martial artists grow faster than their peers. Zhai Le can look at it almost the same age as his actual age, thanks to his youthful face. If the family hadn''t been very cautious and picky about his marriage, he might have been single.
When talking about this topic, Zhai Le was curious.
What kind of woman would a wonderful person like Chen match?
"Hey, what kind of lady does Brother Chen like?"
Chen Tang: "…Why do you like your wife???”
Can''t she like a man?
Zhai Le laughed and said, "Of course it''s for multiple people to play with you. That''s great! That''s what my father and mother said, but it''s a pity that the ladies they met are so gentle and quiet. I feel like they can''t play with me. Alas, I wanted them to help me see you and fight, but I''m embarrassed to say..."
Qi Shan: “…”
Lili: “…”
Chen Tang: "...Is there someone who can fight and play with you?"
"Yes, yes, but such a noble woman is really hard to find. I like archery, hunting and martial arts. The future wife likes to talk about poetry, Taoism, and the girl who paints thrushes, can''t talk about the same thing." Zhai Le acted like a person who had experienced it and said, "It''s very important to talk about it."
"…Although I feel very sympathetic, a woman does not have literary and courage. No matter how good her martial arts are, she can''t withstand your move, right?"
I accidentally made it to the headlines of the news.
As soon as he heard this, Zhai Le''s mouth gradually disappeared and he said regretfully: "Yes, why can''t women have the courage to be literary and military?"
It seems like asking yourself and Chen Tang.
Li Li''s eyelids trembled, and there was finally a trace of turbulence in his calm eyes. This question is not only Zhai Lehui’s doubts, but I’m afraid that many women in the world are unwilling to ask when they dream about it at midnight—why can’t women have the courage to be civilized?
If there is—
Maybe it wasn''t that powerless back then.
The domineering and romantic poisonous spider in the eyes of outsiders has a completely different face in his memory.
The most impressive scene was that she held herself, questioning why the woman couldn''t do it.
If you have a literary heart, who can control her?
[Brother, I just want to raise a couple I like. 】
[What do you like? A slave? Disgraceful! 】
[It’s not like being a husband, what’s the shame? 】
[It is embarrassing that you have something to do with him! He is not even as good as a choreer in the backyard. What do you care about him? Tall, good sex, and good looks? But these are all. Brother, please help you get to know more about the Sibao County garrison...]
[Brother! 】
[You used to cry, brother didn’t respond to you, but this person really couldn’t do it. You can keep it, but you can''t be serious! Look at the flowers and plants outside you to let them know that they are not as good as such? If not, it doesn’t work! 】
As the party involved, Li Li did not have the right to interrupt, but he knew very well the final result of the franchise between the brother and sister—
There is no suspense, the widowed wife who lives in her elder brother''s house has no right to say "no" to the brother who gives her privileges.
Especially her brother gave the ultimatum—
If you have Lili, you won’t have his brother.
The only thing Li Li could do was to leave by asking for help.
Just like the painting in that painting - he took care of a pot of rare and top-quality peony. In the painting, he seems to take good care of the flowers, but everyone knows that once he leaves that soil and that flower pot, the wind and rain outside the house will completely wither.
Li Li was trapped in his own world and vaguely heard Chen Tang''s voice coming from his ears. She said, "I think... it is possible that a woman cannot have literary and military courage and has nothing to do with the female body. It has something to do with whom the national seal is in. How did the first batch of civil and military courage come from that year? The monarch held the national seal, and his subordinates got the civil and military luck based on their merits, and forced it out..."
It was the first time Zhai Le heard this statement and suddenly felt fresh, but the loophole was quickly found. He said, "It''s not that a woman cannot sense the energy of heaven and earth. In fact, she can feel it, but she can''t keep it in her body, and she can''t open up the Dan Mansion..."
This is the key to not being able to gather literary and military courage.
If it can be retained, it will inevitably be able to condense.
Therefore, it is generally believed that it is a physical problem for women.
Chen Tang: “…”
She didn''t know whether she should say anything or not.
She is a woman in front of you!
Unfortunately, she couldn''t say it.
Chen Tang was also curious, why did he have literary intentions?
Could it be that the time traveler really saw that she was too prone to die in the beginning of hell, so she forced a cheat? She always felt that it would not be so simple, there must be something inside that she didn''t know.
At this time, Qi Shan joined the group chat: "The speculation of Chen Xiaolangjun is not unreasonable. Shan also heard someone put forward similar views when he was traveling abroad. He said that if he wanted to confirm this speculation, he only needed a female lord who had a female official in the court, and finally had a civil and military fortune to see if he could show his literary and military courage... However, this is obviously impossible."
(This chapter ends)