Chapter 115: About riding a pig "fighting the general" [please give me a monthly ticket]
When it comes to quarrels, Chu Yao is more skilled after all.
The final result was that Chen Tang no longer cared about riding a pig.
Chen Tang: “…????”
The real reason is that Qi Shan can’t do anything to teach Chen Tang even if he wants to manage it. The tax and silver matter is imminent. Although the taxes and silvers are the same now, who can''t get over money?
If you can get it, it will naturally be the best.
If God doesn’t take it, he will suffer the consequences.
If the time comes, you will suffer the consequences.
Since God is willing to fulfill them, how can we not take this batch of tax banks at this time? Qi Shan had long regarded that batch of tax silver as one of Chen Tang''s capitals.
Recruiting troops will be faster in the future.
Chen Tang was forced to rest as he was idle and did nothing for two days.
Why are there only two days?
Because she had a playmate on the third day of riding a pig and herding pigs.
"Stop, don''t move forward!"
Although the bandit den has removed its "illegal business license", the outside world does not know that in order to prevent potential dangers, six people are sent to patrol and watch the mountain road every day.
Just intercepted Zhai Le who was trying to go up the mountain.
They knew Zhai Le''s face and knew that the boy in black was a wolf and killed without blinking. Naturally, they did not dare to go forward and attack. They only dared to hide in the grass in the distance and reminded loudly.
Zhai Le noticed these two people early in the morning and yelled loudly: "I''m here to find friends."
The two patrolmen whispered: "Then you wait first."
Because Chen Tang was shepherding the pig by the stream not far away, Zhai Le didn''t wait long to ride the pig, Brother Chen with a smile on his face.
Rider on a pig...Brother Chen? ? ?
When Zhai Le saw this scene, his thin lips opened slightly, and even his passionate peach eyes were at a loss. After a while, he confirmed that what he saw was not an illusion, and pointed his fingers at the black pig riding under Chen Tang''s crotch: "Brother Chen, what is this?"
Chen Tang said naturally: "A wild boar."
A clean-washed wild boar, with a seat covered with leather on its back, a white mattress hanging on its waist and hips, and a pig''s neck was covered with reins. Zhai Le blinked his eyes quickly and confirmed again that it was a black pig, not a dark horse.
Zhai Le saw Chen Tang admit it simply and said chokingly.
"Then, why do you saddle the wild boar?"
Chen Tang said, "I don''t know either, I wake up like this."
When she went to the pigpen the next day to pull the pig, the black pig was already wearing a saddle, reins and bags on her back.
Those who can do this are either Chu Yao or pray for good.
Chen Tang waved to the patrol two and signaled that they would continue to work **** their own, and she would be responsible for the reception of Zhai Le.
"But I heard that wild boars have bad tempers and are extremely difficult to tame. How did you catch them back? They can still ride them?" Looking at the solid, thick and mighty wild boar, Zhai Le was inexplicably envious.
Chen Tang said, "I will be tamed after a fight."
Zhai Le raised his hand and touched the pig''s head, saying, "I want to do it too."
Chen Tang said, "You want me to take you to catch me. Yesterday I put pigs on, and I saw signs of animal trampling in some places."
Zhai Le didn''t know what "letting pigs" meant, but he thought that Brother Chen was riding wild boars around by himself, and most of his attention was on catching pigs. When he heard that there were still wild boars, he hurriedly urged Chen Tang to take him to catch one. He also wanted to try the feeling of riding a pig.
Chen Tang naturally would not refuse.
However, she was even more curious about how Zhai Le came to find her.
Just to ride a pig? ? ?
still-
"You don''t have any alcohol?"
"I''m like the kind of person who runs up the mountain for wine?"
Chen Tang looked at this handsome face carefully and nodded: "It looks very similar!"
Zhai Le: "..."????????????He seemed to have a piercing balloon, and his momentum was completely drained, and he hung his shoulder listlessly: "Okay, Brother Chen guessed part of it right. But drinking without alcohol is just one of them. The biggest reason is that I miss Brother Chen. It''s so boring to stay in the inn during the day..."
Chen Tang asked: "Where is your cousin?"
“Brother has something to do.”
Chen Tang ordered until he did not continue to ask Zhai Huan what he was busy with, and even his cousin couldn''t care about her. Aren''t Qi Shan and Chu Yao too busy with her? In a sense, she and Zhai Le are both "left-behind boys", and they are still bored.
Bored, I can only catch pigs and play with them.
The emperor pays off. They squatted in the place where the wild boar has been active for more than half an hour and finally reached the second wild boar.
It was another difficult-to-leave battle, and the two won a great victory, and Zhai Le also got his wish and experienced the feeling of riding a pig.
In the end, I barely gave a five-star praise.
"Except for the low vision, it looks a bit like riding a horse." Zhai Le rode a pig and ran around Chen Tang twice, and suddenly said, "Last time I invited Brother Chen to race the horse, Brother Chen wouldn''t answer. This time we both rode pigs, so why not race one? The loser treats you to drink?"
Chen Tang glanced at the sun and curled his lips.
"What''s the point of this? No matter how you look at it, I''m at a disadvantage. Even if I win, I don''t dare to drink..." The drunken two times almost led NPC Qi Shan to make his blood pressure explode.
Zhai Le took out a delicate little golden bean from the money bag and shook it in front of her: "Brother Chen can watch me and drink."
Chen Tang looked at Xiao Jindou for a while.
She was ashamed and moved.
Suddenly, he raised his fingers and shouted at Zhai Le in surprise.
"Xiaofang Xiaofang, look at a pig flying in the sky!"
"Where is the pig???"
Zhai Le didn''t know this routine. He subconsciously looked up at the sky. He looked left and right but didn''t see the so-called flying pig. Brother Chen around him "successfully made a conspiracy" and whipped the wild boar''s butt. The wild boar under his crotch screamed in pain and ran wildly.
Zhai Le, who realized that he was being fooled, said: “…”
He shouted in embarrassment: "Brother Chen, you are cheating!"
"Sunzi says he never gets tired of deceitful soldiers!"
Zhai Le was stunned again, and then patted the horse... No, patted the pig and caught up with him and shouted, "Sunzi? ''Don''t you be scammers during the battle of the formation''? Brother Chen, wait for me!"
His wild boar was particularly irritable and fierce, with short limbs and pig''s trotters staring at the ground, and he quickly bumped and narrowed the distance with Chen Tang. Chen Tang bent down casually and picked up the tree branch while running wildly. A sudden move turned around and the tree branch fainted on Zhai Le''s face.
Zhai Le is not a vegetarian either.
After all, he is an orthodox martial artist. He has used martial arts energy to temper his body since childhood and practices martial arts and strengthens his body. He reacts very quickly. He did not retreat but advanced, and he tried to tame like lightning, as if he was about to grab the branch in Chen Tang''s hand. Chen Tang changed his trick halfway and said, "Take me a shot!"
Seeing that Zhai Le couldn''t grab it, he picked up a branch.
He also imitated Chen Tang and shouted, "Eat my spear!"
Chen Tang raised his foot and kicked Zhai Le''s wild boar in the face.
Zhai Le was shocked and held the wild boar that was screaming and retreating, clamped the pig''s belly, and pulled the hemp rope: "...Where is you like this?"
Chen Tang smiled and said, "If you don''t accept it, come and hit me?"
Zhai Le gritted his teeth and took advantage of the situation to pursue.
Looking at the two people who were hard to part with the pig, Qi Shan felt his blood pressure stepping on the accelerator to the end again.
"Shen! Young! Pear!"
Chen Tang and Zhai Le stopped together, and the latter''s expression was stiff and awkward. Realizing what he had done, he quickly threw the tree branch in his hand out. Chen Tang was different, she waved to Qishan.
"Hey, Yuanliang, I''m here!"
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(This chapter ends)