Introduction: Man, I don鈥檛 know what happened. One second I鈥檓 driving along the Mass Pike in a blizzard then there鈥檚 lightning? The last thing I really remember was going over this bridge that鈥檚 always under construction and watching a lightning bolt come flying at me. Then I wake up in some crazy Japanese Fantasy Land. It seems like the audiobooks I always listened to were onto something. There鈥檚 cultivators, alchemists, merchants, and everything you normally find in a xianxia book. The only thing that鈥檚 different is it鈥檚 all Japanese instead of Chinese. WHICH MEANS SUMO WRESTLING IS A THING! My truck seemed to have turned into a spirit beast that鈥檚 an ox and I have a reeeeally long wagon. People keep making fun of me for it and honestly, it鈥檚 kind of a pain to drive. I can鈥檛 really figure out how to get out of here, so I just kinda do what I always do, right?...