Being the world鈥檚 greatest psychic was as simple as 1, 2, 3.Step 1: "Consult" the client. Step 1.5: Cyberstalk the client. And the ex they鈥檙e manifesting. And the supervisor they want fired. And their third-grade nemesis they鈥檙e stalking on LinkedIn.Step 2: Call on "spirit guides."Step 2.5: Call in favors from some very well-connected, very shady associates.Step 2.99: ???Step 3: Profit.It was foolproof鈥攗ntil a client with deep pockets and deeper problems made Yves an offer she couldn鈥檛 refuse. Now, her early retirement hinges on a challenge far more complex than playing the wizard behind the curtain: infiltrating the afterlife to scope out its amenities, policies, and escape routes鈥攂ecause the old man won鈥檛 kick the bucket without a full itinerary. And a money-back guarantee.Armed with a contact list the Grim Reaper would die for, a knack for cutting corners, and a healthy dose of existential curiosity, Yves is about to make this wild goose chase her grandest illusion yet鈥攂y any means necessary.
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Being the world鈥檚 greatest psychic was as simple as 1, 2, 3.Step 1: "Consult" the client. Step 1.5: Cyberstalk the client. And the ex they鈥檙e manifesting. And the supervisor they want fired. And their third-grade nemesis they鈥檙e stalking on LinkedIn.Step 2: Call on "spirit guides."Step 2.5: Call in favors from some very well-connected, very shady associates.Step 2.99: ???Step 3: Profit.It was foolproof鈥攗ntil a client with deep pockets and deeper problems made Yves an offer she couldn鈥檛 refuse. Now, her early retirement hinges on a challenge far more complex than playing the wizard behind the curtain: infiltrating the afterlife to scope out its amenities, policies, and escape routes鈥攂ecause the old man won鈥檛 kick the bucket without a full itinerary. And a money-back guarantee.Armed with a contact list the Grim Reaper would die for, a knack for cutting corners, and a healthy dose of existential curiosity, Yves is about to make this wild goose chase her grandest illusion yet鈥攂y any means necessary....
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