Introduction: "I Own a Dark Manor"Failed magician Cole Gray inherits a haunted estate, only to get shackled to a blood-spewing telegram machine—By day, he scams tourists with "haunted house special effects" (read: ketchup and fog machines).By night, he’s negotiating vampire health insurance, mediating werewolf union disputes, and dodging bullets from a cult screaming: “Dig deeper into your parents’ disappearance, and the next bullet’s free!”Cole spins a poker card, grinning: “Keep pushing, and I’ll hack the underworld’s payroll system.”Tagline:"Running a haunted house? More like running a supernatural HR nightmare."...