Sun Wukong drove into the clouds, meditating on the spell in his mouth, instantly turned into a barefoot fairy, and rushed to Yaochi. Soon, he arrived at Baoge, pressed the cloud head, and walked into it lightly. Inside: the fragrance is lingering, the colorful fog is pervasive, the Yaotai is decorated with colorful silk, and the Baoge exudes a faint mist. The phoenix and the lun bird spread their wings and flew, and their figures loomed, and the golden flowers and jade calyx swayed in the light and shadow. Above, there is a screen painted with nine phoenixes and Danxia, and there is an eight-treasure purple neon pier. There is a colorful gold-painted tablecloth on the table, and next to it is a jasper basin decorated with thousands of flowers. Rare and delicious dishes such as dragon liver, phoenix marrow, bear''s paw and scarlet lips are displayed on the table., and all kinds of fresh fruits and delicacies are neatly arranged, but no immortals have arrived yet.
Sun Wukong was dazzled and suddenly smelled a smell of wine. He turned his head and saw several immortals in charge of winemaking, a wrestler, and several Taoists who carried water and fire-burning boys on the right corridor. They were washing the jars and brushing the urns, and they had brewed fine wine.
Sun Wukong couldn''t help drooling and wanted to eat, but those people were all here. So, he exerted his magic, pulled out a few hairs, chewed it in his mouth, and then sprayed it out, meditating on the spell:"Change!"In an instant, those hairs turned into a few sleepy bugs and flew to everyone''s faces.I saw that those people lowered their hands one by one, closed their eyes, put down the work in their hands, and went to take a nap.
Sun Wukong took the opportunity to take some delicious food, walked into the corridor, leaned against the wine jar and the wine urn, and let go of his belly to eat and drink. He ate for a long time and was already drunk. He said to himself:"Not good! Not good! In a little while, the invited guests will come. You won''t blame me then, will you? What if I get caught by them? Why don''t you go back to the house early and go to bed?"
Taking advantage of the wine, the great saint swayed and rushed around as he wanted. After a while, he took the wrong way and did not return to Qitianfu, but came to the Doulu Tiangong.At a glance, he suddenly woke up and thought to himself:"The Dou Li Palace is located on the top of the thirty-three heavens. It is the residence of the old man who has left the sky. How could I come here by mistake?——Forget it! Forget it! I have always wanted to find a chance to visit this old man, but I haven''t been able to do it. Now I can''t take advantage of this alcohol to see him."
So, he sorted out his clothes and strode in, but found that there was no one inside. It turned out that the old king was preaching the scriptures with the ancient Buddha on the Zhuling altar of the three-story high pavilion. All the immortal children, immortal generals, immortal officials and immortal officials stood respectfully on both sides and listened.
The great saint went straight to the elixir room and failed to find the old man. He saw that the stove next to the elixir stove was on fire. There are five gourds on both sides of the stove, which are full of refined golden elixirs. The great saint was happy in his heart and said secretly:
The Great Sage was delighted in his heart and secretly said:"This is the treasure of the fairy family! Since I got the way, I have penetrated the mysteries of the inside and outside, and I also want some golden elixirs to help me, but I have been busy with secular affairs and have no time to pay attention to them. Today, I''m really destined to meet these golden elixirs again. Since Lao Jun is not here, I''ll take the opportunity to try it and eat a few of him."
So, he poured out all the golden elixir in the gourd, just like eating fried beans, and ate it all in one breath.
Soon after, the effect of the elixir passed, and Sun Wukong woke up and thought to himself:"Not good! Not good! This disaster is even bigger than the sky; if it alarms the Jade Emperor, my little life will be hard to save. We have to go quickly! Go! Go! It''s better to go to the world to claim the title of king and hegemony!"
Thinking of this, he immediately rushed out of the palace. Instead of choosing the original road, he used stealth to escape from Xitianmen. He pressed the cloud head and returned to the boundary of Huaguo Mountain. I saw the flags flying and the weapons shining there. It turned out that the four strong generals and the seventy-two cave demon kings were practicing martial arts there.
Sun Wukong shouted loudly:"Little ones! I''m back!"
The monsters dropped their weapons, knelt on the ground one after another, and said:"Dasheng, you really make us wait! You left us here for so long, and you didn''t come to see us!"
Sun Wukong smiled and said:"Not long ago! Not long ago!"He walked while talking and went directly into the depths of the water curtain cave. Sijian will clean his residence for him. After the arrangement is made, he will bow down one after another.
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They asked:"Great saint, what official positions have you held in heaven for more than a hundred years?"
Sun Wukong smiled and said:"I remember it''s only been more than half a year. Why do you say it''s more than a hundred years?"
Jian will explain:"One day in the sky and one year on the earth."
Sun Wukong said:"Fortunately, the Jade Emperor took good care of me this time and appointed me.''The Great Sage Equaling Heaven'', a Qitian Mansion was also built, with two divisions, Quiet and Ningshen, and equipped with immortal guards. Later, seeing that I had nothing to do, he asked me to manage the peach garden. Recently, the Queen Mother held''Pantao Conference''Unexpectedly, she didn''t invite me. I was so angry that I went to Yaochi without waiting for her invitation and stole all the fairy fruit and fairy wine from her place. After leaving Yaochi, I walked into Lao Jun''s palace in a daze, and also stole the golden elixir in his five gourds. Now he is worried about the blame of the Jade Emperor, so he escaped from Tianmen."
The monsters were very happy to hear this.They immediately prepared wine and fruits to wash the dust for the great saint, and also filled a bowl of coconut wine for him.
Dasheng tasted it and immediately grimaced and said:"It''s not delicious! It''s really not delicious!"
The two generals, Bang and Ba, said with a smile:"Dasheng, you have enjoyed the fairy wine and fairy snacks in the heavenly palace. Naturally, you feel that coconut wine is not delicious enough. As the saying goes:''No matter where, the water in my hometown is the sweetest.''."
The great saint responded:"You also respond to that sentence.''No matter who you are, the people in your hometown are the closest.''. When I was enjoying the feast in Yaochi this morning, I saw that there were many bottles and cans in the corridor, which were filled with jade liquid jelly. You haven''t tasted it. When I steal a few more bottles and let each of you drink half a cup, everyone will live for a long time."
The monkeys were overjoyed to hear it. The great sage immediately walked out of the cave, and another muscle fighter turned over to the clouds, performed stealth, and went straight to the Peach Festival.
He entered Yao.In the palace of the pool, the immortals who are responsible for making wine, managing wine dregs, transporting water and making fire are still sleeping soundly. Dasheng took a large bottle from his armpits on both sides, raised two more in each hand, and turned around and drove back.
Back in the cave, he gathered all the monkeys and held a"Fairy wine party", everyone drank a few cups of their own, and they were indescrisable happiness.
It is said that the seven fairies in colorful clothes were trapped by the fixed spells cast by the great saint, and they were freed after a whole circle. Each of them, carrying flower baskets, returned to the Queen Mother to report:"It was late because Qitian Dasheng cast a spell to fix us."
The queen mother asked:"How many peaches did you pick?"
The fairies replied:"Only two baskets of small peaches were picked, and three baskets of peaches were picked. In the back, there was not a single peach left, and it must have been stolen by the great saint. When we were looking for it, the great saint suddenly appeared, beat us up, and asked who invited us to the peach banquet. We told him about the last party, and he fixed us and didn''t know where we were. It was not until now that we recovered."
After hearing this, the queen mother immediately went to see the Jade Emperor and described the incident in detail. Before he finished speaking, he saw a group of people in charge of brewing, together with the immortals and others, to report:"I don''t know who made a mess.''Pantao Conference'', I stole the jade liquid jelly, and even those delicacies were stolen."
Then, four more heavenly masters came to report:"The old man is here."The Jade Emperor immediately went out to greet the queen mother.
After the salute, the old man said:"I refined some in the palace.''Nine-turn golden elixir'', originally intended to be dedicated to Your Majesty, as''Dan Yuan Conference''The gift was unexpectedly stolen by the thief. I hereby report to Your Majesty."After listening to the report, the Jade Emperor was shocked.
After a while, the immortals of Qitian Mansion came to kowtow again to report:"Sun Dasheng has not fulfilled his duties. Since he went on a trip yesterday, he has not returned until now, and he does not know where he has gone."After hearing this, the Jade Emperor was even more confused.
At this time, the barefoot fairy went forward to report again:"Yesterday, I was ordered by the queen mother to go to the meeting. On the way, I met Qitian Dasheng. He said to the minister, long live the order, and asked him to invite us to go to the Tongming Hall to practice etiquette first, and then go to the meeting. The minister listened to his words and returned to the outside of the Tongming Hall, but he didn''t see the long live dragon car and phoenix, so he hurried here to wait."
Hearing this, the Jade Emperor was even more shocked and said:"This guy actually faked the will and deceived Xianqing. Quickly send the picket priest to arrest him!"
After receiving the order, the spiritual official immediately left the hall to visit and finally obtained all the details of the incident. After returning, he reported to the Jade Emperor:"It was Qitian Dasheng who disturbed the heavenly palace."Then, he described in detail what had happened before.
Hearing this, the Jade Emperor was furious and immediately sent the Four Heavenly Kings to cooperate with the King of Tota Li.And Prince Nezha, he also mobilized twenty-eight Su, Jiuyao Xingguan, Twelve Yuanchen, Wufang Jieti, Siqi Gongcao, East-West Star Fighting Gods, North and South Two Gods, Wuyue Gods and Four Desphemy Gods, as well as the gods of the star phase of the world. A total of 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, laid out eighteen heavenly and earth nets, and went down to Huaguo Mountain, intending to Surrounded, the demon monkey must be caught and severely punished.
The gods immediately rectified the soldiers and horses and left the heavenly palace. As they walked, they saw the yellow wind rolling to cover the sky, making the sky dim; the purple fog covered the earth, making the surroundings dim. It''s all because the demon monkey dared to bully the gods of heaven, which forced many gods to come to the mortal world.