An impromptu song that Reeve invented when putting Pi-tan to bed.


    The melody is to Schubert’s Lullaby.1


    I really hate myself


    Watashi wa Jibun ga Tottemo Kiraida


    Because everyone hates me


    Nazenara Minna waTashi o kiRaukara


    I am probably bad


    Watashi wa warui ko tabun wa rui koda


    I do not have anywhere I belong


    Watashi wa Dokoni mo Iba shoganainda


    I am over there and over here, but I am a monster


    Then one day a gold girl came


    Aru toki Kiniro Musume ga Kitanda


    She showed me a dagger


    Watashi ni Daga– o SashidashiTandayo


    I snatched it away and ate


    Watashi wa Daga– o Ubatte Tabetano


    The girl looked at me and smiled


    Musume wa Watashi o Mitsumete Hohoemu


    Then the girl suddenly hit me


    Musume wa Watashi o Ikinari Nagutta


    It didn’t hurt much at all


    Itaku wa Nainda Itami wa Nainda


    However it was the first time I was hit


    Dakedo waTashi wa haJimete naGurareta


    But it was the first time someone met my gaze


    Mesen o AwaseraReta no mo Hajimete


    I became deeply afraid of the girl


    Watashi wa Musume ga OsoroshiKu natta


    The girl did nothing but hit me


    Musume wa Hitasura Watashi o Naguruno


    My eyes saw nothing but her hitting me


    Watashi no Me o mite Hitasura Naguruno


    Then the girl took me in her arms


    Soshitara Musume ga Watashi o Daitano


    I am thrilled to be in her heart


    Sokode wa Tokutoku Shinzou Natteru


    The girl gives me love


    Musume wa Watashi o Aishite Kuretano


    I felt love for the first time


    Watashi wa Hajimete Aishite Moraeta


    The place I belong is a big basket


    Watashi no Ibasho wa ōkina Kagonano


    I like lying here


    Koko de waTashi wa suKina you Ni neruno


    Sometimes someone cradles me


    Yoru wa daReka ga waTashi o daKko suru


    And then I enjoy a bath


    Soshite waTashi wa oFuro o taNoshimuno


    I am very happy now


    Watashi wa Tottemo ShiawaseNandayo


    Gold, Blue, Red, Black,


    Kiniro Aoiro Akairo Kuroiro


    White, everyone pets me gently


    Shiroiro Minna ga Watashi o Naderuno


    I am happy. I am happy.


    Watashi wa Shiawase Watashi wa Shiawase


    1. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd_6fNLpPQ8


    2. Just in case, I wanted to make sure everyone knew that arms here meant weapons. Pi-tan was not eating anyone’s actual arms.