Chapter 28 I heard you have eaten tofu every day for a while?
Lu Yang and the other two silently withdrew their gazes and tried to reduce their presence.
Looking at the five senior brothers'' expressions showing fierce expressions, I''m afraid they are not the urge to kill someone to silence them.
"Speaking of this, do you want to guess what good things I ordered for you? You must be the ones you like to eat." Meng Jingzhou said in a low voice, afraid of attracting the attention of the five senior brothers who were eating pig-killing vegetables.
Lu Yang was confused. How could Meng Jingzhou know what he liked to eat?
"How do you know what Senior Brother Lu likes to eat?" Tao Yaoye asked in a smaller voice.
Meng Jingzhou waved a thumb and showed a bright smile with eight teeth: "I asked the senior sister specifically."
Lu Yang suddenly had a bad premonition.
"Stocked tofu is here!"
“Cook tofu brain now!”
"Smooth shallots mixed with tofu."
“Mapo tofu.”
The waiter at the restaurant reported the name of the dish while serving the dishes. A series of tofu feasts with colors, fragrance and flavor were presented to Lu Yang. Even Tao Yaoye, a person who was not very interested in tofu, wanted to have a good meal when smelling the fragrance.
Every time Lu Yang shouts, his face will turn whiter.
Meng Jingzhou was a little proud: "Sister Sister said, "You don''t eat anything else for a while, you eat tofu every day, eat tofu every meal, and say "Tofu Tianzun" in your sleep."
"I think you must like tofu."
"Don''t be too moved. My family told me that I should invite someone to dinner and ask for good preferences to show sincerity. Although I don''t agree with my family''s opinions most of the time, I agree with this."
"I specially ordered a tofu banquet at Baixianglou. Don''t underestimate these dishes. They look ordinary. In fact, they use soybeans, all the spiritual beans that are selected from thousands of miles away. The side dishes are all filled with the magic medicine of the year, and the water used is the pure water that melts the ice marrow of the extreme north..."
Lu Yang''s face turned whiter than tofu in an instant.
What do you want to find out!
…
The diners were satisfied with their meals, and they left Baixianglou with their bulging belly. The waiter quickly wiped the table and set up the stools and finished tidying up the dishes. When he was free, he remembered Lu Yang''s problem.
After eating the fasting pill, is it considered eating or fasting?
The seemingly ordinary questions have hidden secrets, and the more I think about them, the more I feel they are philosophical.
It seems that this newly recruited disciples have people with extremely high understanding and will do something in the future!
"Oh, cook, ask you a question." The waiter came to the kitchen and threw the question to the pig slaughterer.
The kitchen is filled with heat waves, and the Qi training period is over. If you are lucky, you will have to burn the root of the fire poison. If you torture it for a lifetime, if you are not lucky, you can directly burn your internal organs, leaving only a skeleton.
To cook treasures of heaven and earth and treasures, it is naturally not possible to use the fire of the mortal world. Not to mention anything else, just burning pig hair for wild boars in the Nascent Soul stage, at least the flames that are sacrificed in the late stage of the Golden Pill are required. Such flames are naturally terrifying.
The waiter ignored the terrifying high temperature in the kitchen and fanned it casually with the towel on his shoulder. The high temperature disappeared completely, and replaced by a cool feeling.
"What''s the matter? Learn **** pigs with me?"
The waiter glared: "What am I doing for learning this thing? I thought of a philosophical question related to cooking, and I will test you."
The chef who was washing the stove was so happy that he stopped washing. He threw the brush aside and crossed his legs: "You ask."
"You said that after eating the fasting pill, is it considered eating or a fasting?"
The chef sneered, and without thinking, he was just about to give the answer, but he became mute.
Yes, is it considered eating or fasting?
The chef looked at the waiter suspiciously: "No, your IQ is obvious to all. How could you think of such a problem with your IQ?"
The waiter said angrily: "I tell you who is slaughtering pigs, don''t look down on others!"
"So you think of this question?"
"no."
The two discussed it for a while and felt that it was too early to think about this kind of problem with their brains, so they brought the problem to the poster.
The fragrance of tea is condensed into ancient characters, obscure and mysterious. The owner of the poster burns pot, puts tea, warm cups... and tastes tea. His movements are like flowing clouds and water, which makes people pleasing to the eye.
The poster is a beautiful woman with a luxurious temperament, as white as jade, with a star pattern visible on her forehead.
She looked at the waiter and the chef helplessly, thinking that she had too little work and was still thinking about such boring problems.
"Don''t be confused by the name of the fasting pill. The function of the fasting pill is not fasting, but the elixir made from food that slowly decomposes it in the abdomen to achieve the effect of not eating for a long time."
“Fast Pill is essentially food.”
"Do you understand?"
The chef thought, "I understand, so the alchemist who refined the fasting pill is actually with me."
The waiter sneered and mocked, "Don''t put gilds on your face, at most you are with Dan Tong who fanned the fire."
The chef was furious and picked up the pig-killing knife and chopped it on the waiter.
The waiter was not a vegetarian. He swung the towel on his shoulder hard, making a slight metal collision sound, and the towel turned into a big iron stick in an instant.
The two of them wrestled with swords and sticks, like gangsters, with all kinds of tricks. The poster looked helpless. Otherwise, the two of them had cheap wages and could not recruit them in no matter what they said.
The poster blew gently along the fragrance of tea. The fragrance of tea was strong and lingered in the hearts of the two of them. He was confused for a moment. When they came to their senses, they had already arrived downstairs.
The two of them heard the cold and angry voice of the owner of the poster: "Go downstairs to fight, and the broken things will be deducted from your salary."
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Lu Yang didn''t know what happened in Baixianglou after they left. After he finished the foundation-building banquet and returned to Tianmen Peak, his face turned pale as if he had just died for three days.
The eldest sister was wearing an indigo blue long skirt and a simple Taoist hairpin. She sat cross-legged, three feet away from the ground, meditating and practicing, like a fairy who was transcending from the world, without any trace of worldly aura.
Yun Zhi slowly opened his eyes, as if there were a thousand worlds in his eyes, as bright as the night sky, and the hallucinations flashed by. Lu Yang rubbed his eyes and saw Yun Zhi looking at him calmly, and the strangeness in his eyes never appeared.
Illusion?
"Why are your face so white?"
Lu Yang said angrily: "You knowingly asked, Meng Jingzhou heard from you that I ate tofu every meal for a while, so he invited me to a table of tofu on the grounds of celebrating my foundation building."
Lu Yang suspected that his dear senior sister made a mistake.
"Meng Jingzhou asked me what you ate the most. In my impression, you ate a few tanks of tofu when you practiced with tofu. I just told him what happened. What''s the problem?"
"That Tofu Heavenly Lord..."
Before Lu Yang finished speaking, Yun Zhi replied in a tone without any ups and downs: "You have received inheritance in your dream and shouted the four words "Tofu Tianzun". I am not just retelling it."
Lu Yang silently looked at Yun Zhi''s innocent and innocent eyes, and was defeated.
He always suspected that his senior sister was playing tricks on him, but he had no evidence.
(This chapter ends)