Nichs found out pretty quick that wake-up sex just wasn’t going to happen. When I woke to an rm, I looked a mess and felt worse. I pushed his arm away, stumbling my way to the bathroom. I nced at the dried drool on my cheek and my unruly hair before washing my face and pulling the hair into a ponytail.


    I traded ces with him and dressed in my running clothes. The four of us needed to keep up the cardio training, so it was an early-morning run before we had to leave for the television studio. With Fiona unavable, Nichs was my primary security, with Carly watching from the car. I’d keep him close, treating him like a new boyfriend for the cameras. No human would know we were more than married already.


    The twins had asked about a running course, loading it into their watches before leaving. They set a good pace, and we finished the ten-kilometer run before the sun came up. I was impressed; Nichs kept up with us, and the girls were in far better shape than at the beginning of the summer.


    I ran into the shower first when we got back to our room. I’d just finished my hair when my mate opened the curtain and stepped in with me. He looked bright and chipper while I was still yawning. “We got up at four-thirty in the morning. How can you be so awake?”


    “Doctors and fishermen both start their days before sunrise,” he said.


    “Models and television personalities don’t,” I said, moaning as he started massaging my shoulders from behind. “That feels so good.” He continued down my back as I stretched to loosen up after the run. It wasn’t just the bond telling me he wanted to go back to bed, but if we did, we’d miss breakfast.


    I NEVER missed breakfast. I’d get up, eat, and go back to bed if I needed more sleep.


    We got dressed and met the rest of our team downstairs for breakfast. I was heading to the Channel 7 studio for The Morning Show, a national talk show like Good Morning America in the States. Amy was going on two local news programs. The twins were staying at the hotel, calling into a half-dozen radio morning shows to hype our appearances at SeaLife Aquarium Melbourne and two surf shops.


    We loaded into the limo for the short drive to the downtown studio. Along the way, Mercedes briefed me on the morning show personalities and what the topics would likely be. She had a dress in a garment bag for me and handed Nichs a memory stick. “This is from your Brisbane appearances,” she told us. “Thirty seconds of you guys on the beach and meeting fans, and a few minutes Linda did underwater on your dives. They may or may not y it depending on where they want the interview to go. They are entertainers, not hard news, so I doubt they n to ambush you.”


    I changed in the dressing room before the makeup and hair people descended on me. While they worked, Lucy Stefanovic came to do some show prep. She was well-briefed on my foundation and my productionpany, so she asked good leading questions. “Things are pretty boring today, and the viewers will love you,” she said. “In the first segment, we’ll cover your television and conservation efforts, and talk briefly about shark conservation in Australia. In the second, we’d like to have some fun and y a game.”


    “What kind of game?”


    “Don’t worry; it will be fun. I’ll see you out there.” The first segment came about after the national news, weather, and sports. She did show the video from Brisbane in the background as we talked about my foundation, shark tracking, and the two documentaries I’d been part of. “I understand you’re nning to produce content now,” she said.


    “That’s right,” I said. “I have camera operators following my group on tour for Bodyglove, and we’re diving at every stop we can. It’s going to be a reality show about the four of us and our adventures.”


    “Reality show?” Lucy looked shocked.


    “Not like THOSE reality shows,” I said with augh. “Amy is married to a Navy man, and the rest of us have serious boyfriends, so there will be no drugs, cops, or bed-hopping. Instead, we’ll be letting people into our lives and dives as we travel the world.”


    “Lives and dives, I like that,” Lucy said. “Is this young man be your boyfriend?” The producer put up a video, probably purchased from the paparazzi, of Nichs and I boogie-boarding in Brisbane.


    “He is,” I said proudly. “We’re working through thenguage barrier. He’s Australian, you know.”


    That got her tough. “More with model and television personality Vicki Lawrence after the break.” Once we were inmercial, Lucyughed and patted my hand. “You’re a great interview,” she said. “Would you mind if your boyfriend joined us for the next segment?”


    I looked over at Nichs in the studio audience; he was all right with it, so they quickly got him a microphone as a makeup girl dusted his face to knock down the re from his forehead. She had Nichs sit in a chair on Lucy’s opposite side, while she checked to make sure the game was ready on herputer.


    The director counted in after the break, and the studio audience pped as Lucy started up again. “We are back with American television personality Vicki Lawrence and her new Aussie boyfriend. Joining us is Nichs Corcoran, a medical student from Port Lincoln.”


    “Nice to be here,” Nichs said.


    “When we saw you two arrive this morning, I knew we had to have some fun, so we’re going to y a game. I will give each of you five words or phrases; for Vicki, they will be in Australian ng, and for Nichs, they will be Minnesotan. As an incentive, for each correct answer, we will donate a hundred dors to the Sharkbait Foundation for ocean research. Sound good?”


    “It’s a fair dinkum game,” Nichs said. “No helping each other out, let’s y fair.”


    “Ya sure, ya betcha,” I said with a smile. We didn’t talk like that in Miesville, but after Fargo came out decades ago, it was just assumed anyone from Minnesota sounded that way.


    “First phrase goes to Vicki,” Lucy started. “Arvo.”


    “Afternoon!”


    “Correct. Nichs, here’s your phrase. “For Pete’s sake.”Owned by N?velDrama.Org.


    He looked confused, then got a smile. “Can’t believe it.”


    “Also correct!” She turned back to me. “Bluey.”


    I’d heard this in Brisbane. “A Jellyfish!”


    “Correct. We also would have epted a cattle dog or a heavy wool jacket.”