# *<b></b>*Chapter 3: The Ultimate Survival Plan (That Will Probably Fail)**
### **Day 4 in This Stupid World**
Alright. It’s been four days since I got isekai’d into this **cursed** game, and I have exactly three conclusions:
1. **Everyone is terrified of me.**
2. **Everyone talks about me behind my back like I’m the second coming of the Demon Lord.**
3. **I have absolutely no clue how to fix either of these problems.**
I mean, sure, I **look** scary. My character model was clearly designed by a developer who lost a bet. I have ominous red eyes, my default resting face screams “serial killer,” and my in-game title is *The Mad Dog of Dregna.*
But come on! I have the combat stats of **a damp paper towel.** If I got into a fight, I’d probably lose to a stiff breeze.
And yet, the students at the academy still act like I’ll cast an ancient forbidden curse if they **accidentally** make eye contact with me.
…Okay. Time to fix this.
### **Leon’s Foolproof Survival Plan (That Will Probably Fail)**
**Step 1:** Self-discovery. Who the hell am I in this world?
**Step 2:** Avoid the main characters at all costs. They bring disaster.
**Step 3:** Befriend Sophia.
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- This girl is important.
- She’s the reason Adam, the *actual* protagonist, started hating nobles.
- In the original game, she dies early because of *bullying.*
- I’m somehow blamed for it.
- If I **don’t** fix this, I’ll become Adam’s sworn enemy and get obliterated before the first story arc even ends.
**Step 4:** Figure out who my family is.
Apparently, I’m a noble? A Duke’s son?? But I have **no** memories of my supposed father, and people keep whispering about my **step-sister,** who’s in her third year.
…Whatever. One problem at a time.
### **Operation: Befriend Sophia**
Sophia is the **only** person in this school who hasn’t openly insulted me or looked at me like I just kicked their puppy.
That means she’s my **best bet** for proving that I’m not the psychotic monster everyone thinks I am.
I just need to walk up to her, act normal, and apologize for any past misunderstandings.
Simple, right?
**Reality: A Disaster Waiting to Happen.**
### **Execution: Attempt #1**
I spot Sophia in the hallway, walking alone.
Good. No witnesses. If I can just get her to talk to me normally, I can fix my reputation.
I casually walk up to her—
**“EEK!”**
She lets out a **terrified squeak** and stumbles backward.
I pause.
Wait. That’s **not** the reaction I wanted.
“Uh, Sophia?” I say, trying to sound friendly. “I just wanted to—”
She **trips over absolutely nothing** and lands on her butt.
A passing group of students gasps.
“DID YOU SEE THAT?!”
“LEON JUST USED DARK MAGIC TO STRIKE HER DOWN!!”
…What.
“IT’S TRUE! HIS EVIL AURA OVERWHELMED HER!!”
**What.**
“I HEARD HE CURSED HER FAMILY FOR THREE GENERATIONS!!”
**WHAT.**
The hallway **erupts into chaos.** Students **scatter like cockroaches,** screaming about how I just *attacked* poor, helpless Sophia.
Meanwhile, Sophia looks at me with **genuine** confusion.
“…Huh?” she mutters, rubbing her head. “I… tripped?”
THANK YOU! SOMEONE SAW THE TRUTH!
But the damage is already done. Within **seconds,** rumors spread like wildfire.
By lunchtime, I’m now apparently:
- A **master of forbidden curses.**
- **The reason for Sophia’s suffering.**
- A **walking disaster who can kill with a glance.**
I have **never** been more done with my life.
### **System: [HAHAHA. GOOD LUCK FIXING THIS, LOSER.]**
SHUT UP, SYSTEM.
### **Sophia’s POV (Meanwhile…)**
Sophia stares at the students who are still whispering about Leon.
Did they not see what really happened?
She fell **on her own.** Leon **didn’t** do anything.
But now everyone’s convinced he cursed her??
She looks back at him. He’s sitting at a faraway table, poking at his food like a **defeated man.**
For some reason, she feels… bad.
Maybe Leon isn’t actually as bad as everyone says.
Maybe… she should try talking to him?
But before she can stand—
**“LEON STRIKES AGAIN!”**
**Adam, the protagonist, dramatically enters the cafeteria.**
…Oh no.
### **To Be Continued…**
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**Chapter 3 End!**