Chapter 1 — Blow all of heaven and earth to smithereens! ? Prologue ?【Magical Girl】A thread to talk about retired magical girls△◇
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1 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
This is a thread to talk about real life retired magical girls.
Let’s reminisce, compare them to current magical girls, or talk about them as you like.
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2 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
Posting a thread
Below is a list of abbreviations for witches :
【Already Retired】
Sun : Rising Sun
Random Fire : Trigger Happy
Time : Chrono Keeper
Knight : Round Knight
Eastern Imperial Eagle : Harpy Eagle
Hellfire : Prime Flame
Acceleration : Accel Drive
Tightly Drawn Bow : Robin Hood
Hedgehog : Hedgehog
Denial : No-Way
Thunder : Monarch Sprite
Illusion : Imaginary Friend
Foresight : Oracle Talker
Bomb : Clear Bomber
Courage : Dreadnought
Rotation : Spin Order
Locust Swarm : Grasshopper
【Student Taking】
Sleep : Lazy Lady
Poisonous Insect : Discause
Doll : Wigs Crosseau
Winged Argonaut : Doppelganger
Frozen Ground : Permafrost
Gravity : Redball
Sorceress : Dragoncall
Magnetism : Ex-Magna
White Rabbit : Rabbit Foot
Brave : Simeracres
Shark Evocation : Bull Shark
3 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>1
>>I told you that only 1 is a template.
Go away, troll.
4 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
Moderator Kitter is suddenly here.
6 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I’m not saying I’m a moderator, but it’s actually the only one with a temp, so it’s a distraction.
6 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I was pretty helpful when I first got here.
7 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
Don’t let the trolls get to you.
Anyone who responds is trolling.
Well, that’s it, Roaring Thunder-chan is retiring today—
8 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
You say…
Monarch Sprite-chan was pretty old school, wasn’t she?
How long have she been doing this?
9 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I thought they were already there about 10 years ago.
I don’t remember—
10 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I looked at the unofficial WIKI and it looks like they’ve been doing this for 13 years.
I guess I’m not old enough to be a little girl anymore, hahaha
11 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
Hah? Magical girls don’t age, though, do they?
12 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I mean, she hasn’t retired yet, so it’s a slippery slope, isn’t it?
>> I think you’re wrong about the second one too.
13 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>12 It’s urban legend
14 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I feel like this thread is all about witches.
Let’s talk about regular magical girls too.
Have you ever heard of Clover-chan?
15 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I don’t know
16 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I don’t know
17 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I don’t know
18 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>15-17 Y’guys are awful
Well, to be honest, I don’t know either.
I’m too biased in my name recognition to talk about it properly unless she’s a witch.
19 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>18
If she have a special weapon, she don’t have to be a witch to be famous.
20 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I mean, all these girls look like they were one step away from being witches.
21 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
And then there’s the idol magical girls.
22 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
Those are the kids who came out recently, so I’m guessing most of them aren’t among the retired guys.
23 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I wanted to be shot by Trigger Happy-chan my whole life.
24 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
A pervert—!
25 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
But I understand.
I wanted to be kicked by those beautiful legs of Grasshopper-chan.
26 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I don’t understand getting shot or kicked, but I would have liked to have met them.
27 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I’ve seen one before!!
28 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
You’re lying
29 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
Uploading evidence
30 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I guess magical girls aren’t real.
They’re fighting in a special world.
We don’t know what they’re fighting for.
31 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
Eh—?
You’re right, I did see it.
32 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
Poor thing……
I can’t believe I missed her so much that I hallucinated…
33 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>31 I’ve heard people say similar things before, but in the end there’s no proof
They seemed to have a hazy memory.
34 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I mean, now that I think about it, what is a magical girl?
I’m getting excited about it before I even know what it is.
35 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
When you put it that way, what is it?
I don’t really know.
36 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
As long as it’s cute, all the better!
I don’t care about the details!
37 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
Spider
38 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
It’s the truth.
.
.
Learn more
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578 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I don’t care about quality, witches are so numerous nowadays.
579 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
When it was less, there were maybe five of them–
580 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
Was there ever a time when there were that few?
I just got into it recently, so I didn’t know.
581 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
This is fate, it must be so.
There’s gonna be a big fight coming up.
Let the festivities begin!
582 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
Where’s the vertical reading? Here?
583 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>578 A confrontationist
584 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I don’t know how strong the enemy is, so I can’t make a clear comparison.
I don’t know who’s stronger, the old witches or the new witches.
585 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
Speaking of then and now, though, Permafrost-chan have been around for a long time, haven’t you?
586 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I told you, magical girls don’t age.
587 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
Permafrost-chan’s skirt has more layers every year.
Do you know what this means?
I don’t either.
588 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I thought magical girls were supposed to be attacked.
Like Rising Sun-chan, she’s not a witch, but she’s still a magical girl.
589 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
>>588 Well? Not that I have any idea.
590 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
What I’m doing is idolizing.
Turn on the TV and you’ll see them all the time.
Even more through the screen.
591 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
So magical girls have come of age in an era of diversity.
592 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
But Permafrost-chan has always been a witch.
593 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I mean, you’re talking about a witch who isn’t retired.
Let’s talk about our idol, Imaginary Friend-chan!
594 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
Imaginary Friend-chan may have a loner’s name, but she’s not a loner.
In fact, she’s popular because she uses her friend’s magical girl magic.
595 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
I know!
That’s because she was such a good girl.
596 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
Oh? Do you want to brag about being a good girl?
My Oracle Talker-chan is no slouch either, huh?
596 ? No Name Magical Girl Lover
Since when did she become yours!