Who puts napkins in the sink?


    If James saw this painting, I thought to myself, he''d probably kill whoever drew this atrocious thing. The pumpkins looked more like squished tomatoes, and the artist couldn''t stay within the lines when they colored it. A dark shadow of a figure was rising out of the pumpkin patch, and a silly looking oversized moon was in the upper corner, next to a flying bat with fangs.


    Melody.


    phbtt noises at her.


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    Don''t die, they said. And here I was spinning through space in a box while someone with a boxcutter tried to slash it open.


    Eros, the love asteroid, a place for affairs, honeymoons, eloping, and all flavors of romantic encounters.


    I''m on my way to Eros, with @auroraloon. I just wished the circumstances were different.


    roam about the cabin, and I can disable, hack, shoot, or zap our way through doors."


    not hit me in the face when I pulled it back in, but I checked the user manual again just to make sure I didn''t miss any hidden features.


    So that''s where it is, I thought, wondering exactly what it could do to me as I made impact and held onto my balls for dear life.