Chapter 584 This is called pattern 1


    Everyone had dinner and went back to the studio to continue in the afternoon.


    Chen Qi came up and stood alone on the stage.


    The people from the Ministry of Culture were angry when they saw it. Damn, CCTV is so disgusting. They didn’t care about that. They gave him a wave of applause first. Ding Qiao clenched his fists at him, and he must kill CCTV!


    Chen Qi held the microphone and did not cry out for himself. He only said: "Our time is limited and we only have time to arrange these few programs. Please forgive me for the rudimentaryness and please invite a host!"


    He said a word and then disappeared.


    Gong Xue came up, and she was alone. Without any opening remarks, she directly announced: "Please enjoy the Taiwanese folk songs "Liu Liu She" and "Girl from Alishan", performed by Li Lingyu!"


    With a burst of cheerful music, Li Lingyu came out wearing ethnic costumes, combing her hair, wearing big earrings, and barefoot. There are also ten backup dancers, five men and five women, also wearing ethnic minority costumes.


    Men and women formed a group and danced, just like the folk songs in Guangxi, greeting each other and going back and forth. Li Lingyu was in the middle, also twisting her tiny waist and singing:


    "You have never met me, and I have never met you. When young friends meet, they fall in love with each other..."


    Logically speaking, love and affection are not allowed, but everything can be accommodated.


    You can''t have ghosts on the screen, but you can film classics. You can''t talk about love on the stage, but you can sing folk songs, especially Taiwanese folk songs. Chen Qi was just bullying them because they were ignorant. He said it was a Taiwanese folk song, so it must be.


    And Li Lingyu, with her sweet voice, made the whole audience feel happy unconsciously.


    "She''s licking, she''s licking me, Xin''er is making a hey hey, Xin''er is making a hey hey..."


    She was twisting on the stage, and some people in the audience were shaking their heads along with her. It was completely different from what she heard in the morning, "Why Are the Flowers So Red" and "Where the Peach Blossoms Bloom".


    Everyone has heard the songs produced by Huang Yihe!


    No one has ever heard this song sung by Li Lingyu. She has a sweet person, a sweet song, and a sweet voice. What else is there to say?


    “…”


    Huang Yihe glanced sideways and saw that although the leaders had a straight face, their eyes were very active. He couldn''t help but make a note in his notebook. There was really nothing he could do against Li Lingyu. This program was better than his own.


    But fortunately, there was only one Li Lingyu. She finished singing two songs and ended with warm applause.


    Gong Xue announced the curtain, had a short chat with Zhang Mingmin, and then sang "One Cut Plum".


    "Snowflakes are fluttering in the north wind, and the sky and earth are vast..."


    Huang Yihe listened carefully. The song was good and Zhang Mingmin was also popular, but there was nothing outstanding about singing like this. He made another note in his notebook.


    "Now please enjoy the sketches brought to us by the movie actors..."


    Gong Xue was announcing the curtain, and Chen Peisi, wearing a sweater and a monkey hat, came up in a flustered voice: "Comrade, wait!"


    "Huh? You look familiar. Aren''t you the one who ate noodles last year?"


    "Hey, it''s me!"


    "Why are you here again this year? Still want to eat noodles?"


    "I don''t want to eat anymore. I ate a bucket last year and got sick. I vomited when I saw the noodles. Now I''m selling mutton skewers!"


    "Hahaha!"


    It''s just a short scene, and many people are already happy, because last year''s "Eating Noodles" was a groundbreaking one, and everyone liked it so much. Chen Peisi has already become deeply rooted in the hearts of the people with just one work.


    Seeing him makes me want to laugh.


    Then Zhu Shimao came on the stage and the two began to perform "Mutton Skewers".


    Everyone who had been listening to the main melody all morning was drowsy, but was first energized by Li Lingyu. Now they were even more focused, staring at the stage without blinking, and were willingly brought into the rhythm of the sketch.


    "Hahaha! That''s so funny!"


    "This look, this beard!"


    "Hey, this tongue flick is quite standard!"


    "Ha ha ha ha!"


    The studio suddenly became lively, Huang Yihe''s heart skipped a beat, it was broken!


    Not only him, but Wang Feng and Wu Lengxi also frowned, secretly thinking something was wrong. Watching the program in the morning, although everyone enjoyed it, there was not a few bursts of laughter. The response of the sketch "Mutton Skewers" overshadowed the five language categories.


    Spring Festival Gala, if the audience doesn’t laugh, then what’s the point of watching it? !


    Especially when they saw that even CCTV employees were laughing along with them, they felt even worse.


    "Whoosh!"


    "Don''t go, don''t go, there''s another one!" "No more!" Chen Peisi waved his hand.


    "Ha ha!"


    Everyone was happy, and they couldn''t explain why. Just like when future generations saw Ge You, Uncle Benshan, and Shen Teng, everyone wanted to laugh even if they didn''t do anything.


    Next, Gong Xue sang a solo song "Ten Sends to the Red Army". She was originally a make-up performer.


    Following closely, "Lazy Man Dating", Song Dandan, Lei Kesheng, Bai Zhidi!


    23-year-old Song Dandan has just joined Renyi. She is still young, with curvy eyebrows and a cherry mouth. Anyone who looks at her wants to kiss her. Lei Kesheng is from the National Theater and plays the lazy guy; Bai Zhidi is from the Air Force Art Troupe and plays the village party secretary who introduces them to a blind date.


    The three-person unit is located in Beijing, which is convenient.


    "My name is Wei Shufen, female, 29 years old, and still unmarried."


    "I''m really sorry. I have bad eyesight and I kicked this thermos bottle to pieces!"


    This sketch is not as widely circulated as those classics, but it is still a high-level work and it still makes everyone laugh.


    Not to mention the next one, A Day in the Life of a Heroic Mother.


    Zhao Lirong''s stage performance experience is not limited. She found the right rhythm and gave full play to her performance. The herd also cooperated well. There was continuous applause and laughter, and the studio was never quiet.


    Especially when I saw the old lady singing a Cantonese song seriously: "The Great Wall will never fall down for thousands of miles!"


    The excitement brought by this contrast is far beyond the traditional programs in the morning. Huang Yihe, Wang Feng and Wu Lengxi, the three giants of the radio and television system who organized the party, each looked gloomier than the other.


    Otherwise?


    The top leaders of the Ministry of Truth laughed to the point of tears and slapped their hands until their hands turned red. What else could be done? !


    The three of them were silently calculating in their hearts, and they all had the same idea. Except for Gong Xue''s show, they were all trying to beat themselves up. And this was not over yet. Many people stood up and applauded to see Zhao Lirong off. Gong Xue said in time:


    "The TV series "Huo Yuanjia" is currently being broadcast in China. I just listened to two sentences of "The Great Wall Will Never Fall". You must not be satisfied with it. Don''t worry, we have invited the director of this drama and the actor who plays Chen Zhen Come to the scene, let us welcome our compatriots from Hong Kong, Xu Xiaoming and Liang Xiaolong!”


    "oh oh!"


    "Caught up!"


    I saw both of them wearing Chinese tunic suits and striding onto the stage. Xu Xiaoming had released an album and he was the lead singer.


    Liang Xiaolong cooperated and practiced kung fu on the stage. His leg skills were extremely good and he had the ability to fight.


    "The mountains and rivers are beautiful and colorful, and the peaks and ridges are beautiful. Ask me how my country looks like it is infected with disease! Break away from the **** road and wave your hand. We must work hard to rejuvenate the country and let the land be trampled on again. This sleeping lion is gradually waking up!"


    The song is sonorous, powerful and majestic, and full of deep patriotism.


    Two more people have added identities, and the atmosphere is full.


    "Chen Zhen!"


    "Okay, okay!"


    There is a lack of entertainment these days, and leaders also like to watch TV series. Good guy, Chen Zhen appears in front of them alive and kicking. This is much better than Chen Sisi hired by CCTV. Chen Sisi is 46 years old this year and has long since passed.


    After singing the song, Gong Xue asked: "Is this the first time you two have returned to the motherland?"


    "This is my third time. I have been here before when I was filming "Kapok Kasaya" and "Mirage"." Xu Xiaoming said with a smile.


    "I, it''s my first time..."


    "Hey, he doesn''t speak Mandarin well, so I translated for him!"


    Liang Xiaolong struggled to speak in Mandarin, and Xu Xiaoming teased him that there was no such relaxed and natural thing over there.


    Liang Xiaolong said slowly but sincerely: "It was the first time I came to the capital. Everyone was very, very enthusiastic about me. I really didn''t expect so many people to know me. There was even an old woman who grabbed me and called me a big hero." , this feeling is so amazing.


    I like what you said about returning to the motherland. Yes, I am going back to the motherland to see. "


    Hiss!


    As soon as Liang Xiaolong''s remarks came out, CCTV knew something was wrong. If the previous programs were still a competition on content, then now they are a competition on format and concept.


    In this regard, CCTV has nothing to offer.


    There is no way they can ask a Hong Kong person to say such a thing.


    The hearts of the three giants were suspended for a moment. They watched Gong Xue walk to the middle of the stage and stood there, smiling: "We also have a very special guest. He is a famous singer from Taiwan. Now welcome Mr. Fei Xiang, who will serve us Singing "365 Miles"..."


    rub!


    Huang Yihe stood up like a spring, 365 miles? ? ?


    This song, this song, is indeed related to Chen Qi!


    (No more...)


    (End of chapter)