Introduction: Kain always knew he was a reckless idiot, but even he didn鈥檛 expect to steal his way into a legendary disaster.Rejected by every adventurer鈥檚 guild, Kain made his living the only way he could鈥攂y looting dungeons, stealing powerful artifacts, and selling them on the black market. It was a simple plan: get in, grab the treasure, and get out before something huge and deadly crushed him.But when his latest job forces him to steal an artifact too powerful to be left unsealed, he makes one tiny, life-ruining mistake鈥擧e accidentally binds himself to Tsuki, a smug, chaotic, and infuriatingly beautiful trickster goddess with a mysterious past and zero respect for personal space.Now, thanks to his terrible life choices, Kain is:Magically bonded to a goddess with no idea how to break the link.Experiencing weird side effects, including shared dreams that show him pieces of Tsuki鈥檚 forgotten past.Banned from leaving the palace because the kingdom thinks he鈥檚 a walking magical disaster.Slowly realizing that the artifact he stole is far more dangerous than he thought.Marked by fate itself, drawing the attention of rival thieves, powerful beings, and ancient enemies.And worst of all?He鈥檚 starting to see Tsuki in a way he really, really shouldn鈥檛.What should have been a simple job has turned into the adventure of his life, and with each passing day, the bond between them grows stronger.But when the truth of Tsuki鈥檚 past begins to surface鈥攁long with a warlord鈥檚 long-sealed power鈥擪ain realizes that he鈥檚 not just in over his head.He鈥檚 at the center of something huge.Something that could shake the world.And the only way out?Is forward....