a Spij?kenian from the planet Spij?ken, which meant his brownish-green (or greenish-brown) body looked like a pear-shaped beanbag chair, with his face on the top part of the pear. His arms were long and spindly and ended in bony, claw-like hands. He had eyes like a coffin fly, a jagged snout like a zebrahog, and a wide mouth full of rotting yet sharp yellow teeth like a belchckin. He had been a nekroklown since birth and had white clown make-up smeared all over his face, and wore a dingy stained yellowing clown suit and hat that were white when he bought them.


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