EXT. DAY
After landing landing on a invisible jet...
WONDER WOMAN
(Smiles with pride)
Guys, welcome to Themyscira. Home of the Amazons.
NESS
(Looking around)
This lit as hell.
?
(Curious)
Lit? What is lit?
We now see a woman who looks like a little older version of Wonder Woman walk up to our group of heroes with a few Amazons, who give the males in the group a curious yet calm stare...
WONDER WOMAN
Allow me to introduce you all to my mother, Hippolyta.
HIPPOLYTA
(Smiles)
A pleasure to meet you three. We''ve heard so much about you, especially you, Ness.
NESS
(Smirks)
Wow, Diana, isn''t this a little too soon.
WONDER WOMAN
(Smiles as she hits Ness on the back of his head)
Shut your mouth, Ness.
HIPPOLYTA
(Smirks)
I like this one, Diana.
NESS
Sorry, Lady Hippolyta, but you would have to ask permission from my girlfriend, Raven, before you join in.
HIPPOLYTA
I see, so you are dating both of them, Diana?
WONDER WOMAN
Its complicated, Mother.
However Hippolyta solidifies herself as a "G" to Ness with this next line...
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HIPPOLYTA
You seem to be a warrior of charm, Ness. You do well to bless me with strong granddaughters.
NESS
I won''t fail you.
WONDER WOMAN
(Annoyed and blushing)
Mother!
After a comedic introduction...
TOJI
So Wonder Woman, who will be training Red Fiend and me?
Hippolyta stands proudly at Red Fiend...
HIPPOLYTA
(Serious)
Red Fiend, I, Hippolyta, shall train you. And by the time I''m done, nothing shall escape your sight.
RED FIEND
(Bows)
I would be honored, your Highness.
And that just leaves...
TOJI
And me?
?
I will, young Chan.
We see a long grey hair woman who seems to be in her 70''s but is still fit and tall. She is wearing a pink on one side and sky blue on the other kimono with wooden sandals...
WONDER WOMAN AND HIPPOLYTA
(Bows)
Lady Ban.
Ness once again says too much...
NESS
Who''s the old lady?
LADY BAN
(Punches Ness in the gut)
Kumite Impact.
A powerful wind is formed behind Ness as he struggles to stay conscious
NESS
(Struggling to breathe as he holds his guts)
Huuughh!
TOJI, WONDER WOMAN, AND RED FIEND
(Pretty much thinking)
What the fuck?!
LADY BAN
(Starts walking away)
It''s ok warrior, sleep.
But...
NESS
(Barely standing)
Ack! You....
Everyone is left shocked again...
HIPPOLYTA
(Shocked thinking to herself)
He withstood a Kumite Blast from Lady Ban?
Lady Ban closes her eyes then quickly reopens them...
LADY BAN
I see you''re...him.
HIPPOLYTA
Who?
LADY BAN
The one chosen by Thoth.
EVERYONE BUT NESS
(Shocked)
Whaaaat?!
NESS
(Confused)
Who the fuck is Thoth?
LADY BAN
He is considered the God among Gods.
TOJI
But ain''t Zu-
HIPPOLYTA
Don''t you dare say that cheaters name.
NESS
Wait...
Ness figures it out...
NESS
(Smiles in astonishment)
Ain''t no way.
Hippolyta + Zeus = Wonder Woman...
WONDER WOMAN
Yes, Ness, Zeus is my father.
NESS
(Curious)
So he knows about us?
WONDER WOMAN
(Shrugs)
I''m sure he does. And I''m sure you two would get along. Unfortunately for you, Raven won''t let you near any woman she considers unworthy.
HIPPOLYTA
Oh so how-
WONDER WOMAN
I got lucky, thanks to the "Clark situation", we was able to bond...
HIPPOLYTA
(Serious)
Oh yes, another victim of man''s corruption.
NESS
(Nervous but calm)
Uh...
HIPPOLYTA
(Smirks)
Oh, I have no worries about men that know their place.
NESS
(Annoyed)
I-
HIPPOLYTA
Raven, her name was.
Ness gets the underline message..."Get tough on me and I''ll send your girlfriend at you".
TOJI AND RED FIEND
(Smirking and smirking expression)
Whipped.
Ness, feeling defeated, sits in the corner...
NESS
Fuck y''all, I''m 100% man to the the death of me. God Ness, the greatest...
All the Amazons are amazed and yet prideful that Thoth''s chosen one is easily controlled by his girlfriend.
TOJI
Anyway, Lady Ban, how do you know the Kumite style?
LADY BAN
(Smirks)
Simple, young Chan, I am the creator.