The (Not So Heroic) Adventures of Hans
Some are born for glory, forged in battle, with their destiny written in the stars. Hans is not one of them.His life has been a series of disasters turned into accidental victories. Capturing the most wanted bandit in the region? He did it—by rolling down a hill while chasing his chicken. Defeating a dragon? Also, yes—though only because he accidentally threw a bucket of water at it. Stopping a grand heist in the capital? Pure coincidence, and he didn’t even realize it until they gave him a medal.Now, in a tavern filled with criminals, Hans has made his worst mistake yet: stepping on the wrong person’s foot. Faced with a dangerous outlaw, an impossible debt, and a crime lord with too much imagination, his options are limited:Work as a thug for a ruthless gangster.Enter an underground race… without knowing how to ride a horse.The worst part? Luck or not, Hans always survives. But that doesn’t mean he comes out unscathed.Absurd battles, burning taverns, rebellious horses, and a chicken with better survival instincts than him. Hans never asked to be a hero… but it seems he has no choice.
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Some are born for glory, forged in battle, with their destiny written in the stars. Hans is not one of them.His life has been a series of disasters turned into accidental victories. Capturing the most wanted bandit in the region? He did it—by rolling down a hill while chasing his chicken. Defeating a dragon? Also, yes—though only because he accidentally threw a bucket of water at it. Stopping a grand heist in the capital? Pure coincidence, and he didn’t even realize it until they gave him a medal.Now, in a tavern filled with criminals, Hans has made his worst mistake yet: stepping on the wrong person’s foot. Faced with a dangerous outlaw, an impossible debt, and a crime lord with too much imagination, his options are limited:Work as a thug for a ruthless gangster.Enter an underground race… without knowing how to ride a horse.The worst part? Luck or not, Hans always survives. But that doesn’t mean he comes out unscathed.Absurd battles, burning taverns, rebellious horses, and a chicken with better survival instincts than him. Hans never asked to be a hero… but it seems he has no choice....
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