Introduction: When an ordinary man awakens in a strange new world, he expects the usual isekai treatment鈥攑owerful abilities, legendary weapons, maybe even a hero鈥檚 destiny. Instead, he finds himself in the most prestigious role imaginable.A wooden table. Featherwood, to be exact, which allows him to become super fast. If he can walk.Stripped of his past memories and blessed with a miserable stat spread (except for an absurdly high Agility score), he is transported to a small village on the outskirts of the Township of Iakesi. With no mouth to speak, no arms to wield a sword, and no skills to aid his survival, his future looks bleak. But when his Status Window appears, he realizes something:He can level up....