Frankie Townsend: i quit my job


    Nancy Noor: Excuse me, ma’am. This group chat is for the neighborhood watch.


    Das Costa: Quit or got fired?


    Frankie Townsend: it just wasnt for me, sis


    Nancy Noor: I’ve reminded you folks before. Will you please take your private chat elsewhere?


    Frankie Townsend: i would but i need witnesses in case im found in a ditch somewhere. MY SISTER AND HER HUSBAND DID IT.


    Zach Sun: Who is the number starting with 404? Does she even live in this neighborhood?


    Romeo Costa: And is she allergic to basic grammar?


    Frankie Townsend: har. har. verrry funny.


    Frankie Townsend: anywayyyyyyyyy i think ive found my calling.


    Das Costa: And that is …?


    Frankie Townsend: i want to be an influencer.


    Zach Sun: Who have you ever influenced in this life?


    Romeo Costa: Except me – to suicide.


    Das Costa: Or me – to murder.


    Frankie Townsend: well then … everyones a critic.


    Farrow Bantine-Sun: I believe in you, Frankie. <3


    Frankie Townsend: i knew you’d never abandon me, fae.


    Farrow Bantine-Sun: But I’d believe in you more if you learned to capitalize words.