Introduction: It happened. It finally happened! There wasn’t even a truck involved.I’d been sitting on my formerly abandoned couch, reading my favorite popcorn power fantasy novel on my six year old phone and out of nowhere a swirling blue portal appeared in my studio apartment. Nothing held me back. My career ended before it began, completely overtaken by artificial intelligence. My friends all became weirdly successful and forgot about me. My parents… what parents? I’m an orphan.So I grabbed whatever survival necessities came to mind and hopped in before the digital clock above my salvation finished counting down from five minutes to zero seconds. A new reality awaited me, and I was going to embrace it.As it turned out, world-hopping wasn’t all it’s cracked up to be.What to expect:* I suggest not expecting anything at all, this is an unhinged adventure.* Irregular updates * Low effort draft-postingContent warnings: horrors, brutal violence, amorality Ok for real now: * A Kenshi-inspired LitRPG* Ridiculous insanity all the way down* Over the top bloodthirsty robot sidekick* Regular beatings* Terrible jokes* Non-human (but humanoid) MC...