“Ethel, you can’t just befriend every animal or creature we meet,” Andy yelled at her in exasperation. Ethel was currently trying to convince a pack of wolves to let them pass.


    “Like hell, I can’t. It’s humans that are the problem. Right Bug?”


    “By my ancient war hammer, Kibble, I swear to standby Lady Ethel in befriending all the animals.”


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    “Bug, remember, use her character’s name when you talk in character,” Cal advised her.


    “Oh yeah, sorry, I swear to stand by Earl the Druid until all the animals are our friends.”


    “Thank you, Lord Bug, your help in this perilous quest is always welcome.”


    “Fine, I''ll help them tame the wolves.”


    “BEFRIEND!” Both Bug and Ethel shouted in unison.