Introduction: Sorin has always lived in the Three Realms, a parallax-side-scrolling, 16-bit-coloured world, complete with heart-bars, theme music, and ever-present clock and gold-count in the sky. Problem is (aside from the gold situation), his world is cursed. The Unholy One is the culprit, and the aristocracy is to blame (naturally). In order keep their heart-bars bright-red and full, commonfolk must abide by three simple rules:...