Introduction: Clyde does not quite understand what he is. Who he is. But, one thing is for certain. He absolutely loves cake! Join Clyde on a journey of discovery as he attempts to come to terms with his own existence, the world around him, and the sweet treats and people that show him kindness before he even knew it was a thing. Will he topple a twisted kingdom that persecutes and punishes those who he holds dear? Will he eat more cake?  Who can say, but he will definitely try. The latter, that is......