When exactly did my life go so far off the rails?


    I really hope this thing holds up!


    Where is it? Where is it?


    The narrative has been illicitly obtained; should you discover it on Amazon, report the violation.


    [The Dustend] - Lv. 55


    Is it a storm? Is it a monster? Wrong! It’s both! Meet the Dustend, scourge of desert civilizations everywhere. Tired of your ordinary, boring life as a random person subsisting off well water and wheat? Well, have I got an offer for you! The Dustend is a living magic storm so strong it will rip you to atoms. And guess what? You just pissed it off.


    Anime logic says there’s probably a big red orb at the center that’s the weak point... but do I really want to risk our lives on TV show logic?


    I mean, this whole situation is ridiculous anyway, so…


    I had no idea he was that strong!


    I was right!


    crack. Shards of enchanted steel ricocheted into Zayen''s shoulder as the barrier flared red. He fell screaming, blood mixing with the artificial rain.