I don’t know how to feel about a dude who tried to kill me participating in the political process—but then again, I did ask for this.


    EMBRACE THE FUTURE: JOIN THE REFORMER PARTY!


    Are you tired of signing a contract just to borrow a cup of sugar? Do you dream of a world where you can spontaneously high-five someone without legal documentation? The Reformer Party fights for YOU!


    We envision a town where all beings, fungal or furry, soar together on wings of mutual understanding, peace, and occasionally interpretive dance. WITHOUT CONTRACTS!


    The Thousand-Year Community Plan. “For instance, in the absence of contracts, we propose the implementation of a Universal Consensus Accord. This involves daily town meetings where all decisions are made by collective agreement!”


    It’s hard enough getting people to agree on the council, and there are only a handful of people there. How are you going to make good decisions involving EVERYONE?!


    Ensure your favorite authors get the support they deserve. Read this novel on Royal Road.


    Not exactly the part I would’ve objected to, but then again, I’m the foreigner here. Well, technically, so is the werewolf.


    Is this my fault?


    Am I going to have to step in again?


    What kind of radical policies does this guy have in mind?


    How in the hell did Sticks get involved in this? Maybe Gius was right about Sticks being some kind of madman, a devious mastermind? But how is a fifteen percent reduction in paperwork supposed to be radical?


    I am deeply regretting telling Gius to prepare an election. This may have been the worst idea I’ve ever had.