Chapter 41


    Banana Quest 2


    IM: Banana Quest is back, baby! Relive the Technicolor glory of   an old favorite in this all-new adventure! Feel free to write in   with any thoughts about angels, demons, exploding houses, cracks   in the sky, or sinister industrial corporations.


    EW: shut up isaac


    HS: What do you mean?


    EW: dont listen to him heidi


    EW: hes finally snapped


    EW: it was inevitable


    IM: Inedible?


    EW: indelible


    IM: Hey Eric don’t you think Heidi should be yellow?


    EW: haha that’s what i just said


    IM: I am speaking about the text color of course.


    EW: she said no


    HS: No.


    EW: see?


    HS: What about sinister corporations?


    IM: Heidi the thing about sinister corporations is that one of   them blew up Jim’s house


    HS: What?


    EW: what


    KC: Liz i think we should talk about that privately!!


    IM: Oh hi Kate


    EW: well if it isnt lady cynthea von-quinnius schmidt


    HS: Is Jim okay?


    EW: what’s up?


    IM: Jim’s fine


    HS: Was it October Industries?


    EW: wait is liz in here too? did i miss a line of orange text   somewhere?


    IM: Yeah how’d you know?


    HS: Jim is in this chat as well. Why isn’t he responding?


    IM: His phone blew up


    IM: Maybe I should have added Mike’s phone instead


    EW: kate? liz?


    HS: I hope Alan didn’t have anything to do with this.


    EW: huh whatever


    KC: yeah <:(


    KC: only if something happens to me, though!


    EW: uh


    IM: ...Kate?


    EW: shes out of it bro just forget it for now


    HS: What is going on?


    EW: i think thats what were all wondering


    EW: which is why unless im mistaken isaac resurrected banana   quest


    EW: isaac you there?


    EW: huh


    EW: so heidi what do you know about this october industries


    EW: no no you have to type it


    EW: i know youre standing right next to me


    EW: cause its for the record thats why


    EW: so everyone else can see it


    EW: guys heads up heidi is pretty violent


    HS: I really don’t know what is going on.


    EW: how about alanIf you stumble upon this narrative on Amazon, it''s taken without the author''s consent. Report it.


    HS: He probably knows. He’s coming to Chicago sometime soon.


    HS: For now everyone should just try to stay away from OI.


    IM: sorry afk


    IM: Hey you guys know anything about angels?


    EE: I do.


    IM: Liz!


    HS: Hello Elizabeth


    EW: sup liz


    EW: whats this about angels?


    IM: Wait wait


    IM: Liz have you been talking to Kate in this chat?


    EE: I was just texting her separately. Why?


    IM: Scroll up


    EE: That is...strange.


    EW: yeah well kate is strange lets move on


    EW: isaac why you talking about angels


    IM: I’m looking at one right now. It’s a white bird with no eyes


    EW: weird


    EW: doesnt sound much like an angel though bro you sure you got that right?


    EE: Callie is what they call an “angel” as well. It is simply   their term.


    HS: Who is ‘they?’


    IM: Listen guys, we all have questions and stuff we need to   figure out but let’s try to be organized about this


    KC: i know. i didn’t want Leah to have to see that. or you. i’m so sorry.


    EE: Kate? What’s wrong?


    EW: dammit kate are you actually here this time


    EW: say it in the chat heidi


    HS: I said this whole thing is too weird! What is going on?


    EW: dont you read like steven king and stuff you should be used to weird


    HS: Those are fiction novels!


    IM: Whoa you read Steven King?


    IM: That’s my jam


    EW: ahaha can you imagine how much weirder it would be if jim were in here


    EE: Okay listen everyone.


    EW: listening


    IM: Aye-aye cap’n!


    EE: Kate says we all have angels. They are white creatures without eyes.


    EW: question


    EW: do they all have superpowers like callie


    EE: I am told they are like keys for unlocking a certain door.


    EE: And Eric I do not know.


    HS: Where do they come from?


    EE: I do not know.


    EW: isaac whered you get yours?


    IM: This weird guy who talks to himself made me play piano


    EW: very fucking helpful


    KC: hey guys!!


    KC: sorry I’m late!


    EW: kate are you actually here this time


    KC: what do you mean


    EW: read this conversation from the top


    KC: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?


    KC: I don’t get it! I didn’t say those things! And Liz we haven’t talked recently right?


    IM: Kate how could you have read all that already?


    EE: We talked less than an hour ago, Kate.


    KC: :o


    KC: ?:\


    EE: I have a theory about this.


    EE: Eric, what did you say earlier about being contacted by your   future self?


    IM: Yo Eric you there?


    KC: ...


    EE: Eric?