Introduction: Kai Zaris's perfect world ended along with his grandfather's death. Now 27, and some unfair 15 years of everyday hardships after this incident, he barely escapes with his life after a local crimelord sends his "agents" to claim a monthly stipend toward his massive debt. In Kai's opinion, the world set him up to fail. Every day, he laments his bad luck. The perilous encounter forces him to end up abandoning his hell hole of a place and effectively live at work, which isn't much of an issue because he can just claim overtime. On a whim, he decides to explore the sealed tunnel and discovers that it leads to a treasure trove. A cavern laden with rubies, diamonds sapphires, and other mundane precious stones. A solution to all his financial problems. Moreover, his position as a guard at the mine puts him in a unique position: he can loot the place . It is while he loots this "pirate cavern" as he dubs it that he accidentally reactivates a dimensional rune that hurls his body through the universal planes and onto another planet of giant beings that can fly and do magic stuff. Of course, the one time he thinks he's gotten lucky it turns out to be the universe's ploy to uproot him from his trying but livable life to the middle of nowhere....