Introduction: Nine thousand years in a box will do things to a man.Krungus, once the world鈥檚 most dangerous wizard, returns from his extended time-out expecting applause. What he finds instead is a decaying city, a vanished nemesis, and a civilization held together by red tape, bad decisions, and worse magic.Eugene Calhoun, meanwhile, was just trying to survive his dead-end life on Earth when the universe yanked him sideways. Now he鈥檚 stuck in a world where reality has a warped sense of humor, power doesn鈥檛 play fair, and everyone keeps expecting him to save things.Armed with nothing but sarcasm, inconsistent magic, and the mentorship of a wizard who may or may not be sane, Eugene joins Krungus on a mission to fix a city that doesn鈥檛 want fixing鈥攁nd maybe avoid getting annihilated along the way.The city鈥檚 broken. So are they. Let鈥檚 see what breaks first.What to expect:At least 4 chapters a week, starting 2/26.Arguments between an ancient wizard and a man from 1999.Wizardly intrigue.Lots of power gains, magical items, loot and character development.No harems or explicit sex stuff.Most of the LitRPG elements come online around Chapter 18.Non-Euclidean urban planning....