Introduction: On the continent of Contras, a secret military organization in the country of Tisone has been developing some less than international-convention-abiding bioweapons, unfortunately, the lead scientist is just unable to get the results his higher-ups want. Until of course, during a frantic incident, his pet chicken is introduced to some mildly carcinogenic lab samples, leading to a chain reaction of events that not even the CEO of Poultry Corp, nor the head of the Evil Shadow Organization could foresee.---------------------Authors Note: Do note this will be a bit whimsical, so don't expect super scientific worldbuilding, I haven't written with tectonic plates or subatomic particles in mind or anything. Updates will be less frequent, around 3-7 days between each chapter, due to school. This is my first proper story in a very long time, so it might be a bit rough, but I hope it's still enjoyable!...